Brody’s Perspective
Day-um, it was a long day at Disney. Magic Kingdom, my ass. More like Magically Suck Every Gotdamn Penny Outta My Wallet Kingdom. Seriously, that place was freaking expensive. Don’t get me wrong, we aint broke or nothing like that, in fact me n’ Maxwell had a lot of advantages most people didn’t. My Grammaw left me her house and some cash so we never had a mortgage. That allowed us to help The Village buy Harrington House, and then buy the old church from hail for BroMax Candle Company, we were even looking for a condo in Phoenix for when I go back and forth (hail, I’d been looking for over a year and aint found nothin’ yet). Plus, we both made good money. Oh, And Max’s parents did a lot for us and the kids too, more than they should; like college funds for the kids, spoilin’ them rotten, and even payin’ for our Airbnb. They didn’t have to do none of that, but they wanted to. The bottom line, y’all: we got money, but I just aint one for spendin’ it. I drive my cars ‘til the wheels fall off, I use my Razor blades ‘til I get a million nicks on my face, and I squeeze every drop outta the toothpaste tube. Maxwell and our friends gimme shit about bein’ cheap, but I don’t care none. I learned it from Grammaw, she called it frugal. Let’s just say I’d rather invest my money than spend it. Well, Maxwell knows me better n’ anyone and convinced me that this trip was an investment in memories… I admit it y’all, the look on Theo’s face when he jumped off his first ride of the day was worth every damn penny. I loved Maxwell and them kids more than anything. And honestly, I loved showin’ my girls off.
Me and Eli sat with our baby girls in a shady spot while everybody else was ridin’ Under The Sea. Man, so many people stopped to look at our beautiful ladies and compliment them. Merce was so tiny that everyone wanted to see her, and my two baby girls had massive curly hair for only bein’ about 6 months old so we got a lot of attention. I don’t normally like interactin’ with folks, but when they’re fawnin’ all over the two (fine, three) most beautiful little girls in the whole damn world… I’m good with it. Eli was lovin’ it too. One woman said to Abbi and Olli (who were lovin’ the attention by the way), “oh you two look exactly like your daddy.” Yeah right, other than curly hair those two mixed-race girls didn’t look a damn thing like me.
“Nah, I think they look like their other daddy” Eli said… what a wise ass.
The poor woman turned redder n’ Maxwell’s hair and apologized until she realized we were both laughin’ too. Then she told us about her gay brother and his husband, and blah, blah, blah… backpaddling as best she could. Y’all know the drill. She was still there when Maxwell showed up with his flamin’ red hair, She looked at Eli and asked, “Is this the other Daddy?” Eli nodded and the woman whispered, “smart ass” to him. We all gotta laugh outta it. I was actually havin’ a good time talkin’ to strangers, which is totally not like me. After, everybody got off the Under The Sea ride, the older kids had had enough of the “baby rides” and a group of us headed off to Adventureland. BA and Maxwell’s mom took the twins, we were a little shy about sayin’ goodbye to our little ladies, but the grandmas had been livin’ for the moment that they got the girls alone. We knew they were in good hands, but it was still hard to let ‘em go. Even for just a little bit, but I kissed ‘em goodbye and watched ‘em move down the road with their prouder than proud grammaws.
Well, Adventureland with the older boys was an entirely different vibe. Freddy and Theo were lovin’ hangin’ out with the older boys from Phoenix, and since the two of them were the only ones who had been there before, they appointed themselves the Disney experts… they were a trip to watch. Man, we totally lucked out when Zach and Seth got Freddy, it was like a built in best bud for Theo. Those two were thicker than thieves, more like brothers than friends. Theo was the goofy fun lovin’ one, and Freddy was the more mature, serious thinkin’ one, as a team they were awesome. Like I said, the Magic Kingdom was suckin’ us dry of every damn penny, so, we made make some choices. The Jedi Training was free, and they provided robes and light sabers (but we had to get there early to sign-up and space was limited). But the boys all wanted Jedi robes and light sabers of their own, so they had to choose between gettin’ a pirate makeover again, or Jedi gear, that shit was expensive. It was fun as hail watching them talk through it… Theo was the reactor, the impulsive guy, “but we’re here now, let’s be pirates again like the other guys” he begged his buddy.
“Yeah, but we got pirate stuff at home already, and I wanna be a Jedi tomorrow. If we do that, we’ll have both when we get home” Freddy said, logically laying out his argument. Then the four older boys weighed in, tellin’ them how they were gonna do both (This was their first time at Disney and their parents were pulling out all the stops). Freddy walked Theo through the pros and cons together like two tiny businessmen weighing an investment opportunity while all the adults listened in on their board meeting. They landed on skipping the pirate makeovers, and being Jedis instead. Yeah, well the whole damn conversation was for nuthin’ because the grandpa’s (who were holding in their laughter as they listened to the whole thing) overheard and then pitched in and got all the boys pirate makeovers anyway. We parents were about to bitch about it, but then decided ‘oh hail, we were on vacation.’ Them kids were spoilt flippin’ rotten.
Well, the boys rode the rides and got turned into pirates, they were excited as hail, but they got totally overshadowed when we met back up with the girls who just got back from the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique… princesses outweigh pirates in gay world and everyone went crazy over the girls. But they weren’t the biggest center of attention… I forgot to tell y’all that the Phoenix guys got wind of our trip and decided to join us at the last minute… they were there to have fun, hangin’ with the families during the day, and doing… well the sweet lord baby Jesus only knows what at night. Mauricio, or as the kids all called him, Auntie Mo, full-on committed to the Disney experience and talked the boutique into givin’ him a Cruella makeover, the adults were in stitches, and the kids loved it. He did a gotdamn photoshoot with all the kids wearin’ dalmatian ears. Even the twins got into the picture. I swear people were stoppin’ n’ takin’ pics with him as he walked the streets of Disney with a brood of princesses and pirates following him.
Anyway, we lasted the full day and made it all the way to the fireworks, but the kids were wiped out. On our first trip we got asked to be the Grand Marshalls of the parade… it would have been even more fun with this group, but no such luck.
The kids all passed out on the way back to our little Orlando Village, none of them, woke up when we got home, except for the twins. The parents and grandparents all unloaded the kids and put them to bed while me and Max put Abbi and Olli down. They were getting closer to a normal sleep schedule at home, but that was shot all to hail this trip… but we finally got them down for the night, hopefully. Well, we were sharin’ a place with my brother n’ Gina, they hung out in the hot tub waitin’ for us while we put the girls to sleep. By the time we went to join ‘em, they were ready to call it a night and went up to their room. So, me and Maxwell had the hot tub to ourselves, it was time for some overdue daddy time. We started out with swimsuits, but our daddy time turned into play time when Max stood, pulled off his trunks, straddled me, and sat on my lap so we were face to face, then he kissed me. He reached under the water and helped me wriggle out of my trunks. My soft cock sat wedged between his muscular ass cheeks as we necked in the hot tub… lemme tell y’all, I weren’t soft for very long. Day-um, I was just a little fella, and Maxwell was all muscle, the thing about sex with him, was he was bigger, but I was usually the one in charge, or at least he let me think so. When we first met in college, he was like this scrawny, nerdy, ginger; and me? Well, I was just… um me. A shy, reclusive, 5’3 artist with crazy curly auburn hair who liked spendin’ time alone in my studio with my cat. No one ever seemed to even notice me. Until Maxwell that is. Damn him. I saw that flamin’ red hair and the smile on his, I was whooped from the get-go, and he knew it.
Well, anyway, there we were all them years later in the hot tub, neckin’, Maxwell on top of me, my cock gettin’ hard, and him grindin’ his muscular butt against me. I wrapped my smaller arms around his muscular frame and pushed up, grinding back, he was on top, but I was in command… and I loved it y’all. I smacked my baby’s ass, “Stand up and bend over” I said in an involuntary, low, growly-like voice. He knew damn well what was comin’ next. I stood behind him, his perfect ass right in front of me, and I couldn’t help but mutter a “day-um” as I looked at his full moon in the moonlight. Maxwell’s ass was so gotdamn perfect. I pulled his ass cheeks apart and moved forward, plantin’ a kiss on each cheek, before I gave ‘em each a stingin’ smack. I rubbed the sting out with my hands before I moved in and licked his sweet crack. The little orange hairs were wet and curly as my tongue worked its magic. I licked up and down his equator for a while makin’ him wriggle and moan. I pulled his cock from under him and gave the head a lick, then I gave this one long lick from the purple head of his bright red cock, up the underside of the shaft, over his balls, through his ass ditch, and all the way up his muscular back, endin’ with a kiss on his neck. Maxwell turned back and he kissed me with a fire so hot… I can’t even tell y’all. It was hot as fuck with my little body draped over his.
Lust owned us both at that moment, and I swear y’all, the devil himself lined my hard fuck stick up with Maxwell’s hole (it just happened, I didn’t even touch it); all I did was push. Day-um he was tight, I pushed in without lube or nuthin’, the wetness from the hot tub and my tongue eatin’ him out was enough. Max pushed back against me and put a hand on my little butt tryin’ to pull me in deeper. We got into a groove with me pushing in and him pushing back, the water was splashin’ around us as the momentum built. “I’m cummin’ Maxwell” I whispered, at least I think I did, y’all, hail if I know. I was just lost in our fuckin’.
“Breed me you hot little fuck” Maxwell growled back at me. I had t’ laugh. ‘hot little fuck’ me? I aint shit, just some little redneck, but for some reason, this hot redhead thinks I’m a hot little fuck… hail, I musta’ done somethin’ right in life. I pistoned in and out harder and faster, with both hands planted on his cheeks until I exploded… dear freaking lort baby Jesus! The night time fireworks at the Magic Kingdom weren’t shit compared to that moment. WHOO!!! “Fuck yes!” Maxwell said in a whisper-masked yelp.
“Hot damn” I said as I pulled out. He flipped around so were face-to-face again, then sunk down into the hot tub, onto the seat, and I sat on his lap. “Stand up and I’ll suck the load outta ya” I said with the devil’s grin on my face.
Even in the darkness I could see Maxwell turn even redder, “um… too late. I shot my load already.”
My eyes went wide and I chuckled, “Like in the water?” I asked. Max nodded and we both laughed. “That’s kinda gross, y’all.”
“Don’t tell Gina” Max said, and we both chuckled some more, then we ended our session with a passionate kiss before we went up to bed and passed out.
The next morning, the babies woke us up at about 5AM, Max and I got up to feed them. We were used to them wakin’ us up; every morning it was the same thing… the babies would cry, the two of us would wake up grumpy, then we’d walk over to the cribs and see those faces. Shit, so much for bein’ grumpy, those two were nuthin’ short of a miracle and we loved the hail outta ‘em. It took another hour or so before the rest of the house woke up. Maggie and DJ were both slow to wake up and be cute, but Theo… he was up and rarin to go. He had a big day ahead. We were goin’ to Disney Universal studios for the day, and Theo and the other kids were gonna become a Jedi’s! All the older kids could talk about since we got there was Jedi trainin’, They were all so excited. The trainin’ was free, but space was limited and ya’ had to get there early to sign up.
Me, Zach, Randy, and Scotty took the six boys and Brooklyn to the park early to stand in line. Yeah, Brooklyn loved doin’ girly stuff, but she was all in for hangin’ with the boys on this one. Matty and Maddox had read everything they could find about the trainin’ on line and were ready. As soon as the gates opened, they ran towards the sign up area near the back of the walkway to the Jedi Trainin’ ‘Trials of the Temple.’ They knew exactly where to go. They ran past the 50’s Prime Time Cafe towards Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular, and saw the sign for Jedi Training… there were still spots available for the day (thank god, the kids woulda’ been so bummed). The kids went nuts cheering! A cast member met with each kid and asked a few questions to make sure they could follow basic instruction and that they really wanted to do this. All seven of ‘em passed and got tickets to come back in the afternoon for the show.
We met up with the rest of our gang about an hour later and explored the park. The older kids found all kinds of stuff to keep them busy, but the toddlers were a little harder to entertain. They didn’t have a lot of rides for them like The Magic Money Suckin’ Kingdom did, but they had play areas. We walked around from place to place, pushin’ strollers, and tryin’ to get the wee-ones excited. Then we found “Dr Seuss’ If I Ran a Zoo” it was a play area with water, and the toddlers went insane.
The place was weird and full of bizarre Dr. Seuss creatures. The kids were all slidin’ down tunnels, ridin’ cows with a buncha’ humps on their backs… it was just freakin’ weird but awesome as hail. I think the funnest part was watching Maggie and Izzy trappin’ poor Ali and DJ in cages in the wet play area. I loved watchin’ how those two little prissy, bossy princesses pushed their little brothers around constantly, but protected them at the same time. I pitied the dumb fuck that ever dare mess with one of those kids… they stuck together. Meanwhile, Abbi and Olli were wearing their Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique onesies and taking it all in with wide eyes as they sucked on their pacifiers. Me and Eli were on stroller duty again before lunch, at lunch we ALL met and regrouped. It was impressive how Kelly kept us all connected throughout the day… it was a hella big group. I also thought it was pretty cool (and hilarious) that everyone planned on going to watch the kids’ Jedi training.
After lunch we took the kids to training. Day-um, this was a big freakin’ deal. I thought it’d be like a Karate class or somethin’ but it was a whole damn show with the kids on stage and a big audience. They took the kids back stage to prep and would let the parents go with, so we all just found a spot for our giant group in the audience. About ten minutes before the show, our gang started to trickle in. I held Olli in my arms, Max held Abbi, and the other parents held their little ones as we all waited for the show to begin.
Dramatic music came over the speakers, then a voice said, “Master I think this is it” as a couple of cast members came to the stage.
“I believe you are right, Endress. The force is strong here… gather our force sensitive students, we have arrived.” Then they invited all the kids onto the “training platform.” ‘Bout twenty kids stepped onto the stage and he told them to find a blue circle, our seven all stuck together. Izzy screamed when she saw them.
“Dao Fweddy. Hi Fweddy!” then she saw the others, “Dao Bwook. Hi Bwook!” then, “Dao Teddy. Hi Teddy…” she went through the whole roster. They all subtly waved to her while they tried to stay focused.
The guy on stage introduced himself as a Jedi Master, he and his apprentices traveled the galaxy to preserve and pass on the teachings of the Jedi order, and their journey has brought them to this ancient Jedi temple where they will teach a new group of Padawans, “we are pleased you have joined us to attend their training” he said to the audience.
“Padawans, are you ready to take your first steps as a Jedi?” The kids all yelled ‘yes’… They were all so gotdamn serious. “Excellent, let’s begin.” The young Padawan-abees listened intently as the Jedi Master explained how the force is the energy that connects all living things, it surrounds us, it flows through us, it binds the galaxy together, “you students have proven to be sensitive to the force, but are you destined to be Jedi?”
The kids all answered “yes.”
“Well, we’ll soon find out. It is time to face the Trials of The Temple.” He talked about the Temple and how they may have to face their fears, and use their strength and courage. “We will begin by using the weapon of the Jedi. Which is what, Padawans?”
“THE LIGHT SABER” they all yelled (yeah, I admit I yelled with ‘em).
“Correct, the light saber, an elegant weapon from a more civilized age.” Then they passed out the light sabers to the Padawans. Okay, y’all. Most of the kids on the stage were goin through the motions, but not our brood, they were full-fledged Padawans. Theo, Brook, and Scotty were smilin’ and havin’ a fun. But Matty, Maddox, and Freddy were serious as hail... those little shits were Jedi’s, and there aint no one gonna tell ‘em otherwise. The Jedi Master showed them how to use the sabers, proper stances and moves, and lastly, how to duck. Then, they did a whole routine, and we all cheered and clapped. After a lot of instruction on how a Jedi remains calm and focused, etc. they moved to the front of the Temple and used the Force to open the door.
Zach leaned over and whispered, “You totally want to be up there dontcha’?” Zach knew I was a nerd deep down… so was he, he just kept it under wraps.
“Hail yeah I do” I had every damn intention of gettin’ me a Jedi robe and light saber when I bought Theo his. “You know we’re getting’ robes and light sabers too” I responded.
Zach laughed, “hell yeah we are.” We watched the rest of the show, I was so into it. When the Temple door opened, smoke billowed out, and Darth Vader appeared, Theo’s face went from ‘this is so much fun’ to ‘uh oh, shit just got real.’Another dark force came through the smoke at the Temple door and the Padawans enthusiastically took on The Dark Side. Our group was face to face with Darth Vader and they took him on one by one. When it was Theo’s turn, he had a huge smile on his face and the Jedi Warrior yelled out, “Keep smiling, it confuses him” and the audience all laughed. When it was Freddy’s turn, Izzy yelled, “Get dat bad guy, Fweddy” and the crowd laughed again, Well, long story short, they defeated The Dark Side, and all got official recognition for completing the Jedi training. I was yellin’ and cheerin’ for ‘em all, I was totally caught up in the whole dang thing.
I looked over at Maxwell, he was watchin’ me with a shit eatin’ grin. “You were more fun to watch than the kids.”
I just looked him in the eye and said, “I’m getting’ a robe and a light saber too.”
“Of course, you are” he laughed.
Seth looked at Zach, “so are you, aren’t ya’?”
“Yup” Zach said just as the kids rejoined our group. They were insanely excited and shoutin’ over each other askin’ “Did you see me? Did you see me?” It was a great experience for the kids, and a damn fun day for the rest of us. Everybody was wiped out from our big adventure, so we decided to head back home to HQ for dinner as a group before the kids fell asleep. .
And yes. Me n’ Zach got Jedi robes and light sabers on the way outta the park too. As we were checking out, Seth came up and asked Zach where Ali was. “I just put him down to pull out my wallet, he’s right here” Zach said, then looked to his side… No Ali.
“Hey, has anyone seen DJ?” Gina shouted from behind us. Then Seth’s sister Mary came looking for her boy Tad. The three toddlers were nowhere to be found.
To be continued…
