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Are you trying to tell me this stuff is underwear? Because it's totally not underwear. For so many non-reasons that I can't even count but I'll try so you believe me. I need you to believe me. Even if you don't. This stuff is not underwear.

I'm 32 and split up with my wife a couple of months ago after I realized I was gay. I want to start seeing guys but am not sure what's the best way. I live in Boston. Gay clubs maybe? I'm quite shy though. And I'm nervous about meeting people from an app.

-Fresh Out of the Closet

You're not off to a good start. Being married and sort of in the closet would have made you immensely desirable. And it would have created a reason (besides insane shyness) that you would be looking for some sort of discretion. You've lost your chance to be trade. That's gay slang for a straight guy who can be had after a few cocktails. Or in your case, after a mocktail. Because you don't need to be drunk to screw a guy.

You've worked for some big studios as well as a couple of smaller ones. How did you get into porn and what was the deciding factor?

Last summer I received a message via Facebook from a director of a porn company in London. We had mutual friends and he saw my profile and messaged me saying he needed someone with my physique/look for a shoot next week. I thought why not? This could be fun, so I gave it a go. He also told me to start a Twitter page, which I did, and from there other job offers started to come in.

Someone is sure taking Arby's "We Have The Meats™" slogan very seriously. Sure they have a metric ton of sandwiches, everything from brisket and ham to chicken and bacon to swordfish and buffalo. Okay, not the swordfish and buffalo. But they do have a Snack 'n Save® menu, perfect for the carnivore on a budget. Still, until that moment some enterprising horndog put dick on the Arby's menu, I wasn't interested.

I have a date with a guy next Wednesday. We're both tops! I didn't want to say I was a top because I fancy him so much. What should I do?

-Closet Top

That's a huge problem. A date with a guy? How fucked up is that! Especially on a Wednesday. At least if it were a Friday night you could plead your case that you got swept up in weekend homosexuality, a phenomenon which victimizes many. But a Wednesday? That sounds intentionally gay.

Homoeroticism in advertising is going backwards in time. Just like Nicolas Cage wishes his flailing career path would. Back to the magic day when Cher (as Loretta in Moonstruck) responded to his "I'm in love with you" with two slaps in the face and a "Snap out of it!" But Mr. Cage can't go back in time. Instead he starred in the reprehensible Left Behind. And the only time I want to see "Left Behind" is when it means the naked bottom on the left in the all-male orgy.

I'm a 31 year old straight guy who was arrested for possession of pot. I had to be strip-searched and ever since I've been obsessed and fascinated with what happened. I was so aroused being naked and inspected by officers. Does this make me gay?

-Aroused and Confused

It's completely true that you can get up one day and go about your normal business of shopping for groceries, getting a haircut and possessing illegal drugs when bam, something makes you gay. It used to be that stepping on a crack in the sidewalk would turn you gay, which would so freak out your mother that she would break her back in a homophobic stress-related injury. Thus the saying "step on a crack, break your mother's back" since the full version was too long.

Jaxton Wheeler has a porn doppelganger. If, as I stumbled upon, you go back to the era where porn magazines were king. Therefore I want a time machine. I just can't decide if I want to bring vintage "Jaxton" to the present or current non-quotes actual Jaxton to the past. Based on the photo style, that past looks to be around 1981.

My mom's new boyfriend keeps asking me awkward questions about my sex life. I'm 19 and he's been with her for about two months. Should I freak out?

-Private Privates

Yes, totally freak out. Right now! Go ahead. Do it. Make it count. Freak the fuck out.

Are you done for now? Okay, great! Now here's the deal. Why are you qualifying them as "awkward" questions? Wouldn't any question about your sex life be awkward? I can see questions about your dating life being non-awkward, like if he's just trying to show some interest in your life and trying to prove to your mother that he's not a homophobe. Assuming you're gay that is. Which I guess I can't assume, so I'll ask.

In celebration of Hot House's 100th release, Cruising for Ass, Boomer Banks makes his debut at the studio for scene 1 alongside member's favorite Alexander Gustavo. Director Christian Owen sends his star cast to the low-lit, gritty backstreets, cruising. Alexander finds just what he's looking for in Boomer's huge cock. He willingly gets on his knees and services Boomer's uncut slab. He waits to get bent over to prove his worth by taking all of Boomer's 10 inches!

Did you go back in time and drop your dildo in the toilet? Because I know if I traveled back to the mid-1700s, I'd definitely accidentally drop my dildo in the toilet so I figure the same could happen to you. It makes perfect sense.

My best friend is straight and I'm totally head over heels in love with him. Every time he gets a girlfriend, I get so depressed and can't wait until he gets bored of her. What can I do?

-Pining for Penis

Don't you mean "heels behind head" in love? Because that's sure the way to keep a guy happy. But seriously, you're fucked, or unfucked as the case may be.

You've got a double whammy. When he has a girlfriend, he spends less time with you (of course) and you semi-lose your best friend. Plus his dick is in your ass and his tongue is in your mouth (and every combination therein) exactly zero percent of the time.

Millionaires have a tendency to change outfits multiple times a day. One for breakfast, another for lunch at the country club. Yet another for the symphony. And a final one for a clandestine meeting in a sleazy 4 star hotel bar (sleazy because it's not 5 star hotel) with a potential mistress. Because it takes alcohol to turn one's psychiatrist into one's mistress.

So I'm talking to this guy on a app. And he's really cool. He always answers back. I want to hang out for our first time. He also told me that he was playing with himself and he told me about it. Should I ask to hang out and how?

-App Curious

So you're asking me how to use a hook up app to hook up? By tapping your smartphone screen in various combinations until you end up with dick in your mouth or your dick in his mouth or everyone's dick in everyone's mouth.

Do you have any recommendations for lube? I've been using the free sachets handed out in clubs but they don't work very well. I need something that lets me play longer, wider and harder!

-Dry and Unboned

You want to play wider? Like how wide? Two dicks? Three? Twelve? I want you to play wider too. I just don't know what the hell it means, so I"ll have to imagine. If you're a top, I'm thinking it means you want to come at it from different angles, move the guy around in different positions, while keeping your dick in. Kind of like if someone offered a bottom 500 bucks to fuck himself with a cucumber at a 45 degree angle. You'd want him to be able to take it.