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Seattle boylesquers Mod Carousel turn horse crap (Miley Cyrus "music") into rainbows and unicorns (literally). Featuring Leeni. And bikinis.

P.S. Yes, that Mod Carousel. The one with over 4 million views on their Blurred Lines parody. Between Jinkx Monsoon and Mod Carousel, Seattle is winning the internet.

P.P.S. Hmmm, for some reason this blog doesn't have Rainbow Unicorns as a post category. But it does have "multiple insertive rectal ejaculation hunk fuckers" which warms my heart.

P.P.P.S. I said peepee.

Watch the 1981 Men's Gymnastics Caesar's Palace Exhibition with that video's volume muted (start at 2:40). And at the same time press play on the B-52s Hot Pants Explosion with the sound totally up. It's cosmic! You'll have to hit replay on the B-52s vid as the gymnastics one is almost three times as long. I'm assuming you like lithe, bouncy, determined guys in high waisted short shorts. Yes, they dare wear short shorts. And the VHS transfer adds a certain porn ne sais quoi.

P.S. It's some of the guys who eventually made the 1984 Olympic team and/or the 1984 Falcon Video team.

Goof about town Conan O'Brien gives one of his assistant producers Jordan Schlansky a hard time for being late on Fridays which delightfully borders on (or equals) sexual harassment. It's basically the entire set up for a Men At Play office fetish video, minus the flashy pinstripes, shiny shoes and shiny penises.

But you need to watch. Conan is in control and you'll like it. I know Jordan secretly did, and not just because he probably got scale for speaking on camera. Who knew assistant producers had such fine torsos?

And if Jordan Schlansky has been inside you, tell us about it. In detail. Twice.

When you think of a Greek island what do you imagine? Sun, clear seas, good food, nightlife, parties, swimming...? How about ancient history and mythology? How about ghosts from the past and ancient curses? And how about horror stories and suicides?

"The Judas Curse" is a new psychological horror film in the making, and the plan is to film it on a quiet, beautiful Aegean island, Symi. So, your next vacation could see you taking a horror walk on a peaceful Greek island; move over Mama Mia! Here comes Judas. And he is out for revenge.

But why Greece? Traditionally, Greece had a very low suicide rate to go along with its culture, traditions, and unstressed way of life. But then Greece had lots of tourists, some coming for the culture, but most coming for the great holiday atmosphere to be in a place where you can't help but unwind. But recently there has been a sharp rise in suicides among Greek nationals because of the enormous stresses of the debt crisis. Suicide in paradise you might say.

One of the main "products" Greece can sell is tourism and a good surge in tourism will help put the economy back on its feet, especially in the islands where many people depend on it and have no job during the out-of-season period.

Although "The Judas Curse" is a horror film, one of its aims is to help boost tourism to the small Aegean island of Symi. The film makes interesting and unusual use of the location, focusing on the romantic ruins of Horio (the old village) rather than the pretty postcard aspects of the island. But even ruins can attract film tourism. The film also picks up on the suicide issue but presents another (fictional) interpretation. And the film also picks up on the interesting relationship Greece has always had with Judas Iscariot, who betrayed Christ. There is, on Symi, along with other islands and throughout Greece, and annual burning of Judas on Easter Sunday.

So, a mix of ancient curses and mythology, nasty deaths and suicides (horror fans will not be disappointed) and the stunning landscape of a little known Greek island. Will it work? Check out the teaser/trailer and see for yourself.

Avoiding the obvious "Is it a plane...?" I'd like to introduce you to Foreskin Man. Holy Hard-ons - it's a comic strip in the style of your favorite 1950's DC and Marvel action graphic novels and illustrations. These are ongoing adventures of superheroes and arch villains, brilliantly drawn and completely off the wall. You click through the episodes a frame at a time - that is, panel to panel - or you can read page to page as you follow the adventures of our ripped, blonde, yellow caped hero, who does bear a bit of a resemblance to Superman, but only in that he wears a lot of bulging blue.

This wonderful diversion from real life is brought to us by the very talented Matthew Hess, the writer and editor (and I assume illustrator?), and the albums are presented via Picasa and Google Plus by the look of it; it is easy to browse through them, they are intelligently written, not gratuitous, and you are able to leave comments, and run slideshows. There's a definite anti-circumcision message, as well. There are only three editions so far but that's 44 pages of full color, exciting action with surprisingly no sex for a site with this name; this is not a 'toon' or 'Anime' site. It's a place for discerning action hero comic fans.

The World Figure Skating Championships recently went down and they all took themselves quite seriously in order to win medals, so fuck that. We have to travel back in time for some silly beefcake on ice. How far back? Well, the video is called Brokeback Skaters so that is a clue.

If Elvis were around, would he have given his permission for his song to be used in such a semi-depraved manner? Yes to the use of the song. But no to the remixing of the song. Though I love it on both counts. Maybe I'll show Elvis the video on my cellphone next time I see him in a phone booth in a gas station parking lot? According to the tabloids, he spends lots of time there.

P.S. Kurt Browning is wearing a bandana around his head because he's going bald. Why be ashamed? It just means an excess of testosterone. Yum!

This documentary on manscaping vs. natural vs. everything in between is coming April 16 to Logo. So it will likely eventually stream on logotv.com for the cable-less among us. Warning: it could be insight-free, as this same issue has been around for over two decades and there's not much more to say except that it comes down to personal preference. If you generalize it to masculinity in general and nature vs. body mods, the issue has been around much longer. Though, to be fair, not everyone has thought about it that hard, so now's your chance. Just brace yourself for lines like "What was once considered the domain of the metrosexual has gone wildly mainstream." Wow. Get that Emmy shined up now!

I just hope that bears aren't the only ones in this flick who get to speak out in favor of body hair. And that there is some examination of how all of this is perceived and acted upon by gay and non-gay cultures differently.

Ultimately, hair (and smoothness) is both a symbol and a reality, and where the hair is and isn't matters. A hairy leg can feel soft even though softness and masculinity aren't normally thought of as a pair. Muscles can look bigger when there's no hair to hide them. Or a man can look primal when he's majorly hairy, even if he lacks muscle. It's all relative and complex, so let's hope this documentary does get deep and intellectual and explore some new territory. Oh wait - it's Logo.

If it's not intellectually stimulating, just turn the sound off and take this as an opportunity to see men on tables get hair ripped out, or lasered off, or shamed off, or however it works. Actually, keep the sound on so you can hear the guys yelp.

Davey Wavey has had a banner week. First he makes the Out magazine list of 100 Most Eligible Bachelors. It's like personal ads without any way to get in touch with the person, unless you're Sarah Jessica Parker and already have all these guys' numbers.

And yeah, they say it's 100, but they list 101. Maybe the writer can marry someone who can do math? Or (bonus points) find a guy with a BMI index greater than his age?

Back to Davey Wavey, who secondly has brought us this precious video of straight guys reacting to gay porn. You'll notice the dreads guy pauses when asked if he's seen enough. Clearly he has not seen enough. I wonder if he'll be able to locate gay porn on his own after he's not on camera. Maybe the internet can help.

If you're a porn fan living in Iceland things could get a whole lot more difficult to access porn sites online if Interior Minister Ögmundur Jónasson has his way. According to an article in the Daily Mail "Iceland's bid to ban web porn" (February 13, 2012) Jónasson has set up working groups to prevent minors from accessing "violent porn" through their computers, games consoles, and smartphones.

On the table so far is blocking IP addresses of porn sites and banning the use of Icelandic-based credit cards to join porn membership sites. China is well known for its war on porn, and last year both Indonesia and Egypt started blocking pornographic sites. And while the UK is looking at measures to keep porn away from minors, if successful, Iceland would be the first Western democracy to block porn completely -- or try to.

What isn't clear is what is going to be blocked. Jónasson starts off talking about "violent pornography", but then drops the "violent" and simply discusses "pornography."

But Iceland could be successful, at least in adopting measures. It's already illegal to print and distribute porn in the country, and two years ago, the Icelandic Parliament banned strip clubs.

Most citizens of the world agree that minors should not be exposed to porn; that's what parental control software is for. The Icelandic government could buy subscriptions for every citizen who wanted or needed the software and it would be cheaper than the army of bureaucrats Iceland is going to have to hire to monitor the ban and plug holes in the system.

Why does protecting minors from porn always have to come at the cost of the people who want to access it?

The ban won't work. There are lots of ways of surfing the Net without anyone knowing who you are or where you're surfing from. And an attempt to ban online porn will only create an underground cottage industry of people burning and trading pornographic DVDs.