Posted 22 Mar 2015
I just found my boyfriend's profile on a fetish site. I joined yesterday as I was curious and I saw that he's into a heap of stuff we have never explored. Should I ask him about it?
-Fetish Finder
Oh, you "just found" his profile on a fetish site you "joined yesterday" as you're "curious"? How "fatefully" "surprisingly" "splendidly" magical an occurrence. My virtual fingers are now getting tired from ironic air quotes.
Posted 15 Mar 2015
Help! I can't cum and it is very embarrassing when I meet a really hot guy in the bar, go home with him, and have the best fuck but I just can't get there.
-Frustrated Fucker
Hahahahahaha! Hey squirt, that is a problem. You're a squirt who doesn't squirt. Hilarious! Any of the guys you hook up with laugh at you after dumping their load? Maybe a couple of them have laughed and cum at the same time, which is like sneezing and chewing gum at the same time. Or the oh so challenging full-split handstand ejaculation which ought to be an event in the homosexual olympics.
Image Credit: Fore-Skin, Posted 12 Mar 2015
If you're a hound for hood like me, you'll want to know about this new site simply called Fore-Skin. It features lots of horny young lads like this Chav and they're not just sporting uncircumcised cocks, but they're playing with their forekin. Chav is tugging and pulling his hood all by himself, but you'll find plenty of duos too where the guys get into some juicy foreskin play with their buddies. The site updates every week with a new scene.
Image Credit: Next Door World, Posted 10 Mar 2015
Markie More is auditioning redhead Jordan for Next Door World, but the hung, muscled ginger doesn't need a test shoot. If you're a fan of Chaos Men, you'll recognize Jordan, he was a mainstay there throughout 2013 when he filmed half a dozen scenes. He just did another fuck scene over there in January, but that had been his first in a year. Last week he also did a threeway for Hot House with Theo Ford and Jimmy Durano and now he's fucking Markie More ass over at Next Door World. Looks like we'll be seeing a lot more of this redhead. I wonder if he'll be picking himself a last name of will he continue to film as Jordan A.
Posted 8 Mar 2015
I've been fucking my sister's boyfriend. I feel really bad for her but we totally connect and I can't stop meeting up with him in private. Should I fess up or is it okay to carry on behind her back?
-Sneaky Sibling
So you're looking for moral and ethical absolution by asking "is it okay" yet you "can't stop" so it's really beyond your control, right? That's like asking for absolution for being a natural blonde. If you confess to your sister, then you'll almost certainly lose the whole thing where you fuck her boyfriend because he'll be super pissed. And your sister won't disown you or anything. She probably should but if she's stupid enough to leave her gay brother alone with her slutty boyfriend while she's out potentially doing horrible things of her own, she's stupid enough to not disown you.
Posted 7 Mar 2015
On Thursday, March 5, Playgirl's 1992 Man of the Year Dirk Shafer was found dead in his car in West Hollywood. Shafer is rumoured to have had a heart attack, but an autopsy scheduled sometime in the next few days will confirm cause of death. Police were reported to have identified Shafer by his driver's license. The 52-year-old model and actor was also a fitness trainer.
Shafer rose to fame with his Playgirl appearance and acclamation of the Man of the Year title. He later shocked his fans when he came out as gay. In 1995 he directed and starred in the mockumentary called "Man Of The Year," which detailed his experiences leading up to his coming out. Along with directing and starring in the film, Shafer also wrote the screenplay.
In 2001, Shafer filmed "Circuit," a movie about the gay party scene. In the same year, he also played a character named Blaze in television's "Will & Grace." Shafer returned to Playgirl in 2012 for another centerfold commemorating the 20th anniversary of his first appearance. Dirk Shafer was born in Carbondale, Illinois on Novermber 7, 1962.
Image Credit: Next Door Buddies, Posted 6 Mar 2015
Johnny Torque filmed over 60 scenes with Next Door Entertainment, but he hasn't had a new one released since July 2015, apparently he wanted a wee break from Pornland. This week marks Torque's return to the studio. Along with three others -- Markie Moore, Arad, and Mark Long -- Torque has been signed to a year-long contract and his first new scene debuted yesterday on Next Door Buddies. In the locker room, Johnny finds a dildo in Drake Tyler's duffle bag, so he forces Tyler to suck his dick, then bends him over the bench for a good screw. Good move. Who wants to get fucked by a dildo when Johnny Torque's dick is in the room?
Posted 5 Mar 2015
Want dick. Need dick. Get dick. Repeat. The same suggested method applies to ass. Damn, there are so many hot men to sneak peeks at. Is that what the third eye is for? Sure, the third eye is probably this mystical concept for non-literal perception, but when it's not busy non-literally perceiving, can it spare some visual data processing power to spy on more hot guys? Who do I ask to make that happen?
Posted 1 Mar 2015
I'm 20 years old and only into older guys. I took a 54 year old home to meet my parents after we were dating for a few weeks but my mom won't accept the age difference. What can I do to convince her I just like older men?
-Son with Two Dads
Two dads isn't enough for you? You need a mom, too? How greedy! Don't you know there are even 19 year old guys dating 55 year old guys who don't have a mom to bring that older guy home to? Acceptance isn't possible when there's nobody to accept something in the first place.
Posted 22 Feb 2015
I'm 32 and have only ever fucked girls, but I find men more attractive than women. Does this mean I'm gay? When I'm watching straight porn I think I'm watching him more than her.
-Confused Fucker
Isn't sexual disorientation grand? Without needing to know anything more about you, I can definitely say your dick is straight and your mind is gay. So as long as you keep your mind out of it, you can keep on fucking women with your dick and that dick of yours (plus the vaginas and female anuses and mouths it penetrates) can be none the wiser as to all the supergayness inside your head.
Posted 15 Feb 2015
Guys are asking me a lot on Grindr if I'm cut or uncut. I don't know how to tell the difference. How do I know if I am cut? I think there's some foreskin there but I have no idea for sure. Please help me!
-Curious Cruiser
"Cut or uncut?" is one of the age-old Grinder questions, like when the horny salesman at Patagonia asked me "Turtleneck or mock turtleneck?" Yes, ever since the non-abstractly named Nearby Buddy Finder, LLC launched Grindr in 2009, guys have wanted to know as much as possible about the dicks their future (and mouth and hands and ass) may hold.
Image Credit: Chaturbate, Posted 13 Feb 2015
Man, this couple was totally going at it on Chaturbate tonight. Those first six pics are them. From making out to rimming to humping crack. They did everything except play tiddlywinks. Unless tiddlywinks switched from being a dumb game to a sex act and nobody told me.
Posted 8 Feb 2015
I'm taking chems when having sex. I've found that they make me so horny and go for the whole night, if not days! But they make my cock floppy so I bottom more than I want to. What can I do?
-Open for Business
There's a strap-on with your name on it. Since neither the natural sexual power of love (if you're wired that way) nor the sexual power of genuine desire keeps you going for the whole night, even days, you're going to need some man-made assistance. Pardon me while I attempt to not laugh picturing your floppy dick below a long, thick, perma-hard strap-on. The guy on the receiving end can say with pride that you "one and a half dicked him good."
Image Credit: Chaturbate, Posted 6 Feb 2015
Breaking news: guys masturbate all the fucking time on Chaturbate! You may have thought Chaturbate referred to something besides masturbation. Since there are so many words that end in "urbate" like, for example, masturbate. Oh wait, there just have to be others, because if not, your confusion makes no sense. Oh, I've got it. Here they are:
Image Credit: Guys In Sweatpants, Posted 6 Feb 2015
Nerdy newcomer Will Braun has been signed to an exclusive deal with MEN.com. GayDemon learned yesterday that the studio, who hasn't officially announced Braun's contract, will be releasing his first scene on February 27. The 22-year-old skateboarder is poised to become the next big thing and could very well unseat Johnny Rapid as studio's most popular performer.