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I've got a sister that is completely obsessed with the fact that I'm gay. She just won't shut up about it! She's constantly asking if I find so and so hot, and trying to hook me up with her other gay mates. What can I do to stop this constant bombardment?

-At My Gay Limit

Welcome to 2015 folks, where it's no longer the activist cry of Silence = Death, but rather an implied Silence = Relief. As in why won't my gay-positive, sex-positive sister stop loving me so hard? Why won't she treat me as if she's grossed out by two guys kissing and boinking and other crap those freak gays do when they're behind closed doors, or (gasp!) on the street?

My partner is moving abroad for work and wants to make ours an open relationship (we all have needs right?). I'm just not comfortable with the idea of him sleeping with other guys, even though I know I'd need to do the same. Any advice?

-Far Away Cock

Talk about him needing his space. Moving to a whole other country? Filled with plenty of new holes? Unless his field of work is completely impossible to do where you live, clearly he's using this as an excuse to get away from you. I mean, kindly, have some space while keeping a beautiful, minimal connection.

And you're not moving with him so you must need space too on some level.

I met a guy who was traveling from Sydney on holiday. It was a Grindr hookup and a one night stand. We've chatted a hell of a lot since he went home and now he wants to come back to visit. Isn't it a bit soon to be hosting him for a week or two?

-Host with the Most

Yes, so totally do it! But don't think of it as hosting. Rather consider it temporary kidnapping with you as the captor. Not literally of course. But in every other sense.

So is him being there not giving you enough space? Go out with him to a bar then ditch him and change the locks to your house. Then sleep easy with earplugs in while he bangs on the door and calls your cell. You can later claim you couldn't find him at the bar so went home assuming he took a cab or something. And that you forgot you'd scheduled a locksmith to change the locks that evening. Because he's dependent on staying with you, he won't say anything.

Hey Christian, thanks for joining us to do this interview. It's a great privilege to be able to talk to you and ask you some questions. June is Christian Wilde Film Festival at Naked Sword, how does it feel to have a month dedicated to your career?

Im honored. I love Naked Sword and they've always been so good to me. Its a really sweet thing to do.

You're full of swagger and that comes across so beautifully in your videos. Is this your natural way? Are you naturally a dominant kinda guy with a sexy attitude?

I'm not sure to be honest haha. I just try to be myself and act the way I feel is true to me. If that comes out as swagger and sexy, I'm pretty stoked on that. And I am naturally a dominant guy but I think I'm way more shy in day to day life.

You're lucky you're reading this because otherwise you would have no fucking idea how to wear a kaftan. Nor would you necessarily know that it can also be spelled caftan if I hadn't told you just now. Because it's impossible to figure out how to wear a free-flowing robe/tunic. Difficulty level 40 times more than tying your own bow tie.

What I like about the guy rollerskating in shorts is he's figured out a practical way to dress like a fag and have a ready escape from bashers. Or a ready way to bash back should he want to speed toward a homophobic villain (like 1982 Donald Trump) and pike him with the business end of a rainbow flag.

Is there anything i can do about my flat ass? It looks terrible in jeans, even though I think I've got a nice bottom when I'm naked. It just doesn't fill any pants I wear right.

-Two Dimensional Tuches

I can totally help! You're so lucky you reached out to me! I will save you from your misery!

Know that saying "Accentuate the positive. Eliminate the negative." That's from a song, actually. And definitely not a Rihanna song. She doesn't sing songs. She sings money.

What's a normal amount of times to jerk off a day? I'm spending most of my evenings playing with my cock and edging, and cum about six times every day. Am I normal?

-Six Shooter

Yeah, you're totally normal because it's normal to lie about sex and there's no way in hell you cum six times every day just from jacking off in the evenings. Six may be an exaggeration but obviously it's enough times to get you worried. And it's not just evenings you're spending jacking off either, is it? Add in mornings before work or college or whatever, and during lunch break if you can find some privacy in a toilet. You love toilets.

To be fair, these air quotes superheroes might be too occupied jacking off or bound or self-absorbed in the mirror to offer much in the form of a rescue from any situation.

Plus the guy on the top right is about to do his laundry and accidentally lock himself out of his apartment so he's going to need his own rescuing from an understanding locksmith.

I'm a male stripper with a 10 inch cock. I've thought about doing porn but haven't had any interest from producers. Would it be easier to go gay-for-pay instead? I don't fancy guys but I need to make cash!

-10 Inch Mystery

You do know gay-for-pay applies to both porn and escorting, right? Because if you do porn, you can put "Porn Star" in your hooker ad and charge a whole 17.3% more an hour. I've done the sex math.

Difference is the guy or guys in the scene with you are professional too, gay-for-pay or not. But when you do sex work, the guy paying you is not gay-for-pay. He's paying-for-gay. He's actually getting off, not giving the appearance of getting off. Unless he's from Seattle, in which case even if he's not really that turned on by you, he'll act like he is and not at all tell you what he really needs, even though he's paying.

All my friends say I'm a terrible dancer but when I go to clubs I love dancing. I'm embarrassing my best buddy all the time. Should I stop dancing and prancing and behave myself? Or should they just know that I'm a disco diva and have to deal with it?

-Disco Dick

So you're a shy diva (huh?!) love dancing but dancing hates you. Sounds like a typical gay relationship. The keyword in all this is "prancing" as in flaming out as in queening out as in exploding and aureating and accelerating with maximum gayness in an enclosed space.

I'a a 25 year old man with the constant worry of not having the right body for a man to worship. I've tried donkey dick hypnosis and enlargement pills. I even use a penis pump and nothing has worked for me. Would you be able to give me advice on how to accomplish what I want?

-Unhung and Unhappy

Remember when you were a kid and had a loose tooth? You might've tied a string around it and tied the other end to a doorknob and slammed the door shut. Hello Tooth Fairy money! Well don't do that with your dick. Because if you rip your dick off, there's no Dick Fairy to leave you money under your pillow. That's not how the Dick Fairy economy operates.

Here's hoping you have a pair of nips to suck on this weekend. And I don't mean Paula Abdul's raisin nips. I really don't. I mean giant obscene man nips that could carve glass.

You would start your perfect nip weekend with a Friday night showing of that classic film directed by Steven Spielberg: Nips. That one where everyone's in that beach town and keeps getting killed by that great white nip until this macho guy takes on the great white nip personally. They get gay married and open a bed and breakfast in Burlington, Vermont so the beach is safe.

It can be problematic if a guy is so hot he takes your breath away. Because you're going to need it when giving him deep, satisfying head. That's satisfying for him and you. Because sometimes after a long, hard day at the office/factory/synagogue gift shop (or wherever the hell you work), you need a tonsil massage.

To celebrate the launch of new site Tabloid Men, we pose the question; who is hotter, Tom Daley or Zac Efron? Each week, Tabloid Men brings our new hot celebrities nudes. To check them all out you can head to the website. But don't forget to tell us who you think is hotter first in the comments!

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I want to get a pornstar body! How do these guys get so hot? Is it genetics or is there a secret to the perfect workout? I'm not too out of shape and just need a plan that works.

-Desperate Dude

So you wannabe be a pornstar minus the whole have sex on camera for money thing. That's like going to medical school to be a throat surgeon and not killing Joan Rivers even once. What's the point of medical school if you never commit malpractice? And what's the point of having a pornstar body if you don't ejaculate on cue for 50 bucks and a donut?