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Image Credit: Naked Sword, Posted 8 Sep 2016
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Posted 4 Sep 2016
I’ve just moved into a new place with my boyfriend of 8 months and I have realised he has an awful lot of stuff. Our place just isn’t big enough to store all his clobber but he is so very attached to it all. How do I tell him that he’s got to have a clear out without breaking his heart?
-Buried by Boyfriend's Belongings
Applause to the two of you for not at all assessing the realities of moving in together before jumping right in. Bodes super well for how well you two communicate with each other. And even now, you're isolating yourself as if he for some reason thinks the place is big enough for all of it and it would be news to him that it's crowded.
It may all come from a place of love and sensitivity, but when those things are used to justify a lack of communication, what's the point?
Posted 2 Sep 2016
Oh wow, Matt Alber is talented. And no, you won't see him with a guest mentor appearance on The Voice, although, hell, listen and you'll know he's just so good. If Bonnie Raitt were super in charge of everything, she would appreciate and elevate him.
Music styles are different, but the tone, damn. Makes me think of Rufus Wainwright of course. And Jay Brannan. Plus Shawn Colvin. Suzanne Vega. Just so talented.
And here's a whole concert. Even if you have it playing in the background while you do some long overdue chores (like shaving your hairy slave), do play it.
Posted 28 Aug 2016
When the Olympics was on, I noticed a lot of bulges. They make me so horny and I can’t stop getting turned on watching all those fit, athletic men getting sweaty in skin-hugging, and skin-revealing, gear. Now when I'm watching sports with my family, or even out on the street , I can't help but spot bulges and get turned on. What can I do to hide my boner if I have to?
-Boner Hider
It's important you prioritize bulge watching over family time. So if it's your birthday and they want to take you out, you have to make sure there is no risk of seeing any bulges. So probably celebrate your birthday at a convent.
I hear convent's have pizza, lots of great games, a ball pit, all perfect for birthday celebrations. Or maybe that's horrible restaurant chain Chuck E. Cheese. And definitely avoid that chain because it's full of dads. And you know how hot some dads can be.
Posted 26 Aug 2016
That's drag star Courtney Act at a suburban Connecticut Trump rally. I'm impressed at her intimidation factor that nobody super fucked with her. Perhaps she edited out the part where she kicked their asses with her psychic blonde powers.
And perhaps they didn't even realize Courtney is a drag queen. Because seemingly, the only ones who did notice were RPDR fans protesting the rally.
This would be a good time to make sure you're registered to vote, because the rally attendees will be voting, unless they're too busy nuking gay baby seals that day.
Posted 20 Aug 2016
I feel like my boyfriend likes me less because I lost weight. I used to be a bit more beefy, but still muscular and a solid frame, but now I am more lean. He denies he has lost interest in me physically, but how can I tell for sure?
-Less Is Not More
How did that conversation go?
You: "Have you lost interest in me physically? Because I feel like you have."
Him: "No, I deny I've lost interest in you physically."
You: say nothing but still feel insecure because he's probably lying.
Posted 19 Aug 2016
That's Jack Sock, who just won a gold medal in mixed doubles tennis at the Olympics. Not telling you to jack off into a sock. That would be disgusting!
You should jack off on your face though. Or jack off onto Jack Sock's face. Which would probably have helped him through this terrible moment when he got absolutely nailed. There. During the Australian Open. Hilariously horrible to witness.
Unless you're a pain pig, in which case, enjoy.
Posted 13 Aug 2016
Is it normal to be annoyed by somebody else’s exes? I get really pissed off when they hang out with us all the time. There’s so much history there that it’s hard for me to develop anything with the guy I like while his ex is around us all the time.
-Hexed by Exes
You're completely abnormal to have an emotional reaction to having someone's ex around all the time. You should have a completely cold, neutral response to the man that repeatedly had sex with the guy you're trying to date being mere feet away as you attempt to interact with suave virility.
Posted 12 Aug 2016
Also known as Tom Jones dances like crazy into your heart. Look up gyrations in the dictionary and you'll find his picture and while you're looking at his picture, he'll fuck you in the ass and mouth at the same time.
Yes, at the same time. He's Tom Jones.
People talked about Elvis' scandalous hips (and later his terrible nutritional habits) but back then some broadcasts aired him from the waist up only.
To make Tom Jones non-scandalous, you'd have to film him from 200 feet away through a vaseline covered lens and he'd still fuck you in the ass and mouth.
Posted 11 Aug 2016
Because it says it's mud wrestling but looks more like lube wrestling to me. Twink lube wrestling. Because I can't legally post video from the Rio Olympics Male Lube Wrestling competition, I'm going with the next best thing.
Or considering how politically and ethically messed up the Olympics have become, this is better than that. It's a drag queen calling the blow by blow, the raw power of sport. Not some stupid video piece designed to make us feel something.
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Image Credit: MEN.com, Posted 9 Aug 2016
To celebrate their 5th anniversary, MEN.com are releasing an update, and here's a little teaser! It's clear to see that exclusives Johnny Rapid and Paddy O'Brian will feature in this birthday scene, but the rest of the cast is yet to be announced. What we do know is that this is surely going to be a great scene and we'll be featuring some more teasers as soon as they arrive!
Posted 7 Aug 2016
Do you have any recommendations for places I can cruise? These days it seems like there’s nothing. Once upon a time I could go to the park toilets and pick up a hot guy to blow, but now they’re all locked!
-Cruising for Cruising Spots
These things used to never be in print, but rather a word of mouth affair. Unless you count writing scratched or scrawled onto bathroom stall walls. Or written on parchment by sex-crazed homo monks.
At some point, there were bar guides put out, and some of those included mentions of other environs. Often written in a medical, investigatory, shaming, faux-shocked kind of way as to expose the homosexual underground. But that's how they had to be written. They were actually just cruising guides.
Posted 5 Aug 2016
I can neither confirm nor deny I know what the hell is going on here. Strike that. I can confirm I don't know what the hell is going on here. Or I do. Art.
Hey, I'm pro-art. For sure. But I'm going to need to quote the writeup on YouTube here:
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Image Credit: Titan Men, Posted 3 Aug 2016
It's been a long while since we last saw Mitch Vaughn in Pornland, but this week he makes his comeback in Titan Men's ongoing series called Beards. And Adam Ramzi has the honours of giving this hunk his welcome back fuck.
Posted 30 Jul 2016
33 years ago this tune you best recognize was banned by the BBC on both radio and television, which helped propel it to then #6 on the UK charts to #1. And #1 lots of other places even though not banned.
Can you name that tune in three faux ejaculations by a crazed Roman Emperor in a neon leather drag bar? I bet you can.
Though it wasn't banned from being semi-copied in lots of '80s porn video soundtracks. I guess because '80s porn video directors and producers aren't likely to consider something obscene as verboten.