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Ok, that's the infamous John Holmes, so probably don't want him to call me back then. Or his dick could call me but that's it. His dick can do a lot of things, like dial a phone. And pole vault.

I wonder if back then posing nude wasn't as risky a proposition. Considering the images really may not have been seen as potentially permeating the gay ether. Though folks didn't necessarily consider the whole internet thing in 1981. Or even '87. Or '91.

Still I'm sure some folks got fired when they got porn outed. Ironically by someone who saw the porn. Like someone's boss said, fuck you posed in porn I'm firing you. After watching the porn. Yes, that has happened. Though here's what would be better.

Sometimes a guy will "accidentally" wear tiny shorts and no underwear and somehow manage to spread his legs wide in public. No control over what happens next.

Sack happens. Hello sack.

Or sometimes a guy will "not realize" his shorts, despite covering more leg, somehow have a hole right where the sack falls out.

King Cobra, which premieres on October 21, is a true story about adult film producer Bryan Kocis' murder in 2007. Disney star Garrett Clayton, known as Tanner in Teen Beach Movie and Teen Beach Movie 2, plays Sean Paul Lockhart, who we know as gay porn star, Brent Corrigan.

There’s a really cute guy at college who is quite open about his sexuality. He’s bi. I’m more of a shy kinda guy, but I wanna ask him on a date and just not sure how to do it without making a fool of myself. Have you got any tips?
-Too Shy

Someone can be open about their sexual identity but still be shy in terms of dating and relationships so you can't really be sure how shy or unshy he is on that level. Also someone seemingly more confidently open about themselves would commonly interact with folks who aren't. Meaning the tallest person in the room is quite used to dealing with shorter people. So don't sweat it.

Just don't overcompensate and become someone you're not. Some super-revealing, instantly-intimate person who comes off as both crazy intense and crazy fake. Besides, people don't have to be twins to be compatible. Just because you're both guys doesn't mean you're the same guy.

The grayscale pics make the color ones look more color and the color pics make the grayscale look more 1974. And that couch makes me sick. Yeah, it blows my mind that the people in the actual real world who were photographed (and the backgrounds) were color, including their dickheads, but captured in black and white which now looks forever vintage. 

This should not blow my mind, but because I think of these folks as surreal, anything that brings them more into focus, such as color, trips me out. And still, that couch. Ouch. And that dick? Double ouch, potentially.

This isn't all the same person, but imagine it is. What's his day been like?

Woke up naked but no need to show that as it's not in public.

Followed by a range of activities that are rather unremarkable, except for the whole "you're nude where?!" thing.

Biked to work. Bike commuting is a very healthy activity. And also helps witnesses exercise their jaw muscles from gaping jaw and talking about the scandal.

I've been going out with a guy for 3 weeks. We've made out a few times and it feels like we're getting closer physically day by day. Even though we're not quite there yet, I've been thinking about sucking his cock. But I've not sucked a single one ever. I get turned off by a weak handshake. And I'm worried he'll be turned off by weak cocksucking. What should I do?
-Vacuum Lessons Wanted

Ask yourself if you've been thinking about sucking his cock because you want to suck it or because you think it's some expected gay sex act. I get that "cocksucker" is a handy slur, but it doesn't mean you actual want to do it. And if you don't want to do it, or if part of you does but isn't ready, you don't have to.

There are plenty of other ways to express affection, like taking him out to dinner or anal. Or both if you go to McDonald's, where anal is always on the menu.

I'm thinking this stuff looked vintage even when it was in the present. Like folks just knew it was a certain moment in sexual time. From the decor to the hairstyles, to the fashions. To the hair that looked like shag carpeting and the shag carpeting that did a great job at absorbing semen.

Nudity has never not been in style and will never go out of style.

I'm tempting fate with that. Perhaps at some point nudity will be the default and what will be sexually arousing is being fully dressed. I plan to time travel there, and put some clothes on. In public. Scandalous.

Who wouldn't want to see British X Factor winner, One Direction star, and cute, Irish, blond pop star, Niall Horan naked? Nobody, that's who. Mr. Man have shots of him baring it all, amongst many other super stars. Get access today with a free account!

Fun is in the eye of the beholder. Or in this case, the dick of the beheld. It's that dick brain that tells the guy to drop his pants (and sometimes everything else).

3-2-1-flash.

The pic can't tell us how long the guy was exposed and exactly who was watching at the time, but I'll venture to say I was watching and each guy wasn't exposed long enough. 

Bruce Beckham is standing on a ladder trying to fix the automatic garage door mechanism and Matthew Bosch is steadying the ladder. It's a hot summer's day and Bruce finally unbuckles his overalls and lets the bib fall forward, exposing his awesome body. Matthew sucks wind and can't believe the great view. Come inside and see what happens next.

I’m having issues being separated from my boyfriend while he’s at work. I have anxiety problems and rely a lot on him. How can I make sure I don’t push him away with my overbearing need to speak to or text him?
-SOS

People like to feel needed, but only to a point. After that, it can feel like a second job. Except for that whole thing called love. And when someone's in love with you, they may not be setting boundaries that would benefit them, your relationship, and yes, even you, in the long term.

So your best bet is to get him fired.

Try taking naked pictures of him, then send them to his boss as him. Though that could backfire. He may get a raise, in which case you will freak out.

All hear this: Mustache Rides $1! And that's in 1981 money. So either that means mustache rides are a quarter. Or $300. I'm not an economist.

Though I am quite certain there is no feasible limit to the number of classy vintage mustaches I adore. Just don't make me kiss a guy with one. 

Hey, I love mustaches. I just don't want anyone to make me kiss someone. I need to have dinner with them first. Seven times. Then we can hold hands.

Something incredibly embarrassing happened to me at a dance club the other day. I was dancing in just some speedos (as you do) and I got a bit turned on. The fact I had a semi boner wasn’t really an issue because it just looked like I was packing and that’s a good thing, right? But so much precum leaked out it almost looked like I’d pissed myself and it’s not that kind of club! How do I stop myself from leaking so much?
-Drippety Drip Drip

You need to find out if the dance club has precum insurance. Because if someone slips on your mess, you don't want the liability to land on you. I wouldn't worry about a drag queen slipping on her heels because they're used to walking through body fluids. It's the twinks who are most likely to slip and crash.

Suddenly I'm picturing a bowling alley with 10 twinks at he pins and a giant precum covered bowling ball rolling toward them in a destructive path.

Ejaculation is what would tend to follow posing nude and tied up or fucked or rimmed. I mean whenever I get naked all those things happen. And then wait 30 or 40 years and it's vintage magic.

Because I super do not want to call '90s or later vintage. I know it would be to some, but Arsenio Hall is not Ed Sullivan. And Wheel of Fortune is not What's My Line? (though Vanna White is like 1,000 years old now).

Nope, vintage has to make you wistful, like peering into some looking glass of pornographic history. Now digitized for your pleasure.