You know that feeling you get when you go into an antique store and everything has that burnished, well-worn, classic look that gives you a sense of comfort and nostalgia? Well this is like that except the furniture and decorative objects are men and the sense of comfort and nostalgia is more a sense of arousal and desire.
Though just like an antique shop, sometimes you find something that's tacky as hell like the shiny lounge wear/long johns that are West Hollywood ready.
Porn sites are falling all over themselves to discover new and wonderful ways to explore the fauxcest niche, you know, step dads and step sons exploring sex together. Now there's a brand site called Family Dick and it's got some pretty hot and horny fantasies: Passed Out Dad, Dad's Tool Bench, and Dad's Porn Stash.
But the site doesn't limit itself and explores all kinds of scenarios with older men fucking around with younger, but legal guys: Sports Massage from his Uncle, Doctor's Office, Dad's Friend, and Sex Store Backroom Glory Hole.
Family Dick is going to be the most talked about new gay porn site of the year.
If you luck out and see a hot guy naked in public and he's reasonably physically accessible (not zooming buy on a jet ski) then you'll need some solid options for opening lines.
First some bad ones:
Who stole your clothes?
Was it me who stole your clothes?
What are your thoughts on the criminal justice system and the stealing of clothes?
Blink once if you're okay. Twice if you need help.
Why are you not simultaneously ashamed and fully erect?
That last one only doesn't not work if he's not fully erect. If he is fully erect, it gets complicated.
So what about some good opening lines? Here is my gift to you:
Now this kink goes way back to the late 60s when Star Trek fanzines started sprouting up. And it's still around in various iterations. From folks focusing purely on the visuals to writers to a combination.
K/S slash fiction was developed in mostly a vacuum. The writers (and illustrators) didn't have Buffy/Willow or even Sherlock Holmes/Watson fiction to refer to. Rather they just went for it. And if you watch TOS (The Original Series) closely, you'll see Kirk and Spock do have intimate moments of caring and passion (nonsexual) up for extremely liberal interpretation when you really want a certain type of connection to be there.
Though seeing kissing or penis mouth ass stuff is rather impossible so folks had to get creative. Never having actual gay characters on the show (until recent and upcoming reboots) also fed the need.
We are fascinated with military men. And why not? I've seen more than a few marines I'd like to be under when they're ordered to drop and do 20. Pornland knows we love soldiers, sailors, and marines, so they keep pumping out movies. But with few exceptions, most military porn scenes amount to a couple of guys in camouflage pants, maybe an army green tank top, and dog tags around their necks. They spit out a couple of flimsy lines and get down to fucking.
Raw Fuck Club has produced a series called Gaytanamo and it's into its eighth episode. But disappointingly Gaytanamo is set on a filming sound stage bordered by a chain link fence with camouflage netting and green lighting suspended overhead. Some of the men wearing camies and ARMY tanks, others don't. In one scene, prisoner Alex Mason wakes up tied to a chair with a soldier ready to interrogate him, but don't get too excited, as soon as Alex opens his eyes Brett Bradley says, "Good, let's have some fun." He shoves a bottle of poppers in Alex's snoot and the interrogation is over. Blink and you'll miss it.
On the heels of Route 69, Falcon Studios jumps right into its newest release, Looking For The Big One and fans of surfers and hunky beach bodies are going to love this one. The video explores what happens when a group of buddies rent a California beach house for the summer. But their hunt for the biggest wave is distracted by quest to find the biggest cock.
First up are JJ Knight and Addison Blue, subsequent scenes feature Alex Mecum, Casey Jacks, Pierce Paris, Michael Delray, Tyler Roberts, Dane Stewart, and Roman Todd.
I've been dating a guy for about six months and I think I want to settle down with him. The problem is that he's not very well hung. He's good in bed and I mostly enjoy our sex life. But I do enjoy getting fucked. While he's enthusiastic about it, he's just not cutting it in that feeling full department. I think it's time to introduce a third into our relationship – a giant dildo – how do I broach the subject?
And his magic ass, face, lips and chest. And, oh yeah, voice. This Welshman songbird is still touring with his powerful voice so catch him while you can.
Though I'm sure some of his moves have been retired, that may be due to him saving them for the bedroom (or kitchen table) because he knows that I, his genuine, actual, true, real, non-fantastical, non-hypothetical, human wife, love those moves close-up and personal.
Sure some of his screaming fans are screaming for their own sexual liberation in general, which I'm sure he understood. But what better catalyst than his moves, and vocal power and sometimes unfortunate yet optimistic hairdos.
When Manuel Skye debuted in Pornland earlier this spring he was adamant that he'd only bareback his real-life lover, Mick Stallone. "[I'll bareback] with Mick only, absolutely!" Skye told us in a GayDemon interview. Skye and Stallone had fucked raw for Butch Dixon, but subsequent scenes with other performers and studios saw Skye's dick covered in latex.
This weekend Manuel Skye and Mick Stallone appeared in a bareback threeway with Leonardo Lucatto. Skye's Twitter still lists Stallone as his husband and there's no mention of a truple with Lucatto, so it seems Skye has relaxed his stance on barebacking. Come inside and see the action.
My boyfriend wants me to talk more during sex. I'm not a shy person, but dirty talk, or much talk at all in bed, has never been my thing. What the hell am I supposed to say? How can I get comfortable expressing myself in the sack?
When Chris Bines' latest scene dropped in my inbox yesterday, I wondered where he had been. So I poked around and his last Hot House and Falcon Studios scenes were in March and April, respectively. Really? I hadn't notice. Funny how you don't notice a porn star is gone until he comes back.
There's a good reason Bines hasn't been pumping out fresh porn scenes, he's been busy dealing with a felony drug trafficking charge. He was in custody but was eventually released and faces a court date on September 25. Conditions of his release restricted his travel to the Northern District of Florida.
This latest Hot House appearance is from a new series called Dark Matter (filming date unknown) and features Chris Bines fucking Johnny V.
Do you like underwear, swimsuits, and jockstraps that are older than E.T.? Now I don't mean they've been sitting around that long because they might have disintegrated. But they were captured in time for our vintage porn viewing pleasure.
Yeah, I like that too.
And I like the quirky undies with the #1. What is he #1 at? I'm thinking taking his shirt off.
Those guys in the movie theater are sure brave. They aren't waiting for the blowjob that will be happening during the actual movie because they aren't into the Hollywoodization of blowjobs. Nope. They're all for the real thing.
Though you have to wonder if they'd be as into it in privacy. Is it the risk that makes it exciting? Because I don't think the theater staff allows flash photography. They prefer blowjobs to be in the dark. Especially during the horrible Transformers 3.
Ryan Sparks is fairly new and trying to make it big in Pornland. I guess he doesn't know that his hair is not supposed to be the star of the scene. And how could he? He's only filmed a handful of scenes.
Maybe this whole porn thing has gone to his head. Maybe he thinks a porno is like a GQ fashion shoot where a pompadour fits right in with the ugly clothes that don't fit. But this is not a fashion runway, it's a porn video. And Ryan's pompadour is a distraction.
The premise of this scene is hot: four supposed straight dudes play a game of naked Simon Says. Simon says make out with his nipple like you want to take it home and fuck it. Simon says stick his balls in your mouth too. Simon says make out with him for fifteen seconds. See, hot stuff.
My partner and I have been together for four years and we've been talking about having a threesome. We've been monogamous until now. How do we find someone to play with?
