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They're all kind of giant when they're poking the back of your throat or slapping you in the face or pushing on your crack. But there does seem to be one in particular here that is utterly massive.

And it's that big when not fully hard. Imagine.

I suppose in another era he could have been quite the cock celebrity. Making coins from closet case millionaires and that guy who saved up to treat himself with a literal one-man band of cock.

Why would a sexual interest in jeans (and the men's stuff stuffed in the jeans) need a spotlight? Who, besides some country club elitist with an aversion to denim, would not appreciate some bulging, tight, inviting jeans?

But that's the point. Just because an interest is shared by a majority doesn't make it generic and meaningless. It's still a kink.

And it's philosophically no different than a more specialized sexual interest such as role playing doctor patient, or doctor dressed as Batman treating patient dressed as a wombat.

I cum too quickly and it's ruining my sex life. Heard of a two-minute wonder? I wish I could last two minutes. It doesn't matter if it's a handy, a blowjob, or fucking. I cum in under a minute. What can I do?

-Quickie Hater

Now you know what you want for your birthday. And for a change, no, Amazon doesn't sell it. But yet it exists. Just climb in to the time-traveling penis machine, aka The Reverse Masturbator 5000, and it practically does all the work for you.

No longer are you stuck living in the present. And despite what various philosophies state, it's quite fine to focus on the past. Just the cock part mostly. I tend not to focus on shameful things in the past like the Vietnam War or Season 1 of Melrose Place.

New porn director simply named Andy introduces us to amateur guys from across Australia. "The spectacular Australian landscape reflects itself in the masculinity and beauty of the Australian male," says the photographer. Andy's Aussie Boys features surfers and beach bums; smooth twinks and young guys in their early twenties; sportsmen, rugby players, and athletic guys; and lots of sexy guys who don't fit neatly into a box.

No matter the precise position, no matter if captured in color or black and white, vintage smut is vintage smut. And I'm grateful. I get that at some point whatever is happening in the present will look vintage to somebody. But digital kind of washes out that future distinction at some point.

And images that were once on the printed page will always have a different look. Not to mention the hairstyles (body hair and otherwise) and decor. But I really can't know.

Maybe nudity will become the norm and wearing clothing will be seen as pornographic.

There's the super blatant approach of participating in a naked (or near-naked) bike ride. And the super subtle approach of just happening to have your balls hanging out of your blue collar pants. But they have one thing in common. 

Balls.

And there's not a real class that can teach you all this. Except whatever lessons you learn from your own intense sex drive and need to expose. For some reason, it's still a taboo, even though violence would be the actual horrible thing in the universe. Non-consensual viewing of certain private parts can be awful of course. So it's good you clicked here willingly.

Fane Roberts has retired from Pornland. The handsome and ripped hunk debuted with Falcon Studios back at the beginning of the summer in Code of Silence and he followed up with four scenes from Route 69. Roberts appeared from out of nowhere, but suddenly was everywhere.

We reached out to Falcon Studios Group for an interview with Roberts to see how a porn newbie snags a contract with one of the most exclusive studios in the business. Three days later, a Falcon representative got back to us with the news that Fane Roberts has retired from filming.

I've  got a couple of friends who constantly call themselves fat and are obsessed with the imaginary belly they think they have. They're constantly going on about not being able to get rid of it, but honestly they look fine and there's nothing really to get rid of. I'm concerned their endless body shaming and discussion about diets and workout routines is leading these guys to an eating disorder, if they don't already have one. Anything I can do to help?

-Ears Are Burning

Tom runs an employment agency in Prague. The job market in tough and lots of unemployed guys come to his office looking for help in finding a job. From time to time, when a real cute one walks through the door, Tom offers to cover the agency's large finder's fee if the guy is willing to take care of his big uncut cock.

This latest lad in Tom's 100th such dirty interview, although he's placed many more guys in real jobs. This guy only had public school, but it turns out that he learned how to suck dick somewhere along the way because Tom says, "After he sucked me off, very nicely I should add, I absolutely stretched his tight virgin ass."

Like a fine wine, enjoy these guys with your meal. I'm assuming you jack off at your dining table. Or at your coffee table. Or standing up in the kitchen. Wherever you eat.

Luckily, the phrase is "Don't shit where you eat." Not "Don't masturbate where you eat." Of course it's these guy's images that have done the aging. Who knows what happened to each after their moment of exposure.

Out as in dick hanging out. As in strangers can see your dick hanging out. I like that. I'm very pro that. Though depends on the guy as most things do.

I'd forgotten how lovely the suburbs are. Not for anything but maybe the guy across the way from your place liking to hang out naked in his yard or driveway. Definitely a motivator to invisibly watch from a dark room through a slat in the blinds. Not creepy at all.

Or the  more direct approach of walking right over to his place and welcoming him to the neighborhood with a cake or a tomato or a tomato cake. Whatever works to have a conversation with him while he's naked.

Next Door Raw opened in December 2015 and became Next Door Entertainment's bareback sex site. While the studio had dipped their toe in the raw sex pool before, they did so reluctantly and occasionally until they opened Next Door Raw. The site continued releasing a new scene every week until recently when they upped the production schedule to two scenes weekly. Next Door Raw is going to hit their 100th scene this month.

At the end of summer, during the slowest week in Pornland, Next Door Ebony quietly slipped out it's first bareback scene. The site debuted in 2012 and has produced 228 videos and Pheonix Heats Up is the site's first raw fucking scene. It features Pheonix Fellington and Ian Greene in a horny flip-fuck. Barebacking aside, Greene deep-throat skills are a must-see. 

I wasn't completely honest with my boyfriend. I'm not completely gay, I'm actually bi. I've been dating him for about nine months now and I'm missing guy-on-girl action. We're monogamous at the moment. I love this  guy and I'm happy with him, but every once in a while I'd like to jump the fence for an encounter. How do I tackle this one?

-Baffled Bisexual