Say Uncle

Say Uncle Review

Say Uncle is a gay porn network that brings together 26 premium sites (they call them "series") under one membership. Missionary Boys brings us the horny escapades of a secret society of Mormon men. Family Dick, Brother Crush, and Dad Creep are all fauxcest sites offering stepfathers fucking their stepsons, as well as horny stepbrothers exploring sex together. Young Perps finds shoplifters having to make a decision - suck a security guard's dick or go to jail. Latin Leche films in Argentina with hot amateur guys. It's been 11 months since our last review, but Say Uncle continues to grow quickly, so we wanted to head back and take a look around.

There haven't been any new Premium sites added since our last visit, but let's recap the latest additions. Pig Bottoms features sex-crazed boy toys getting gangbanged by two, three, or four hung tops. Dick Rides explores horny sex between passengers and their ride share drivers. Troop Sex takes us inside an American bootcamp with fit cadets getting fucking by older higher-ups. Boys Do Porn keeps it simple with gay porn stars fucking in fantasy situations that we all have. Sticky Rub takes us inside a private massage clinic where things heat up on the table. Freeuse Twink explores a growing fetish where partners have sex with each other whenever they want, no holds barred. Butt Virgins is a series with twinks getting fucked for their first times, and Anonimo is another new series exploring cruising and anonymous sex with a cast of sexy Latinos.

There are a number other fairly new series exploring titillating themes like exam room sex at Doctor Tapes, stepdads swapping stepsons in Twink Trade, Bully Him pits geeks against bullies (both teachers and students), and Military Dick offers uniformed men sucking and fucking. Psychiatrists fuck their patients in Therapy Dick, and wrestlers fight and fuck at Varsity Grip.

With such a diversity of sites, you can expect all kinds of guys and body types. Generally speaking, the performers are fit with slim, athletic, or muscular bodies, and some are smooth while others are hairy. There are some men of color in the Latino and Black series, and of course, they pop up regularly in other series, as well. Fauxcest and daddy-boy sex is a pretty popular theme so you can expect to see lots of men in their 30s through 50s fucking young guys in their twenties. 

How the guys get into the sex varies by the theme of each series. A geek gets cornered in the school bathroom by a horny bully, Latin studs meet on the street and head home for a romp, security guards fuck shoplifters, or a man catches his stepson jacking off and shows him how much fun gay sex can be. Some of my favorites are in Doctor Tapes where a perverted physician conducts very thorough medical exams, and no matter what is ailing the patient, taking the doc's cock up his ass is always the prescribed treatment. I still enjoy the Missionary Boys scenes that take us into the secret world of this society of Mormon men, and since religious themes turn me on, I love watching the priests at Yes Father getting their dicks sucked in the confessional. And then there's lots of sessions with older men having sex with younger guys, often playing their stepsons. Say Uncle uses a regular stable of well-known gay performers, along with lesser-known and fresh faces.

Altogether there are 3,501 exclusive and non-exclusive videos to watch in this network. The newest downloads come in four size from 360p to a 4K version at 2160p. Medium-aged videos are offered three sizes (no 4K version) and the very oldest scenes come in the two smallest sizes. Video quality is good for the newer scenes, but not quite as good for the oldest. Also, POV (point of view) filming style was popular here on a few series, so you can expect some camera jostling in those scenes. The videos stream in a player that automatically resizes them to fit any device, and now even the 4K versions are available to watch. The site is fully mobile-compatible, so the vids looked good and played well on my phone.

Most episodes come with picture sets. These are digital stills that range in size from 631x355 on the very oldest scenes to 1620x1080 on new releases. Many older episodes don't have galleries, but almost all new scenes do. You browse the pics in a viewer with forward and back controls, but there's no hands-free slideshow option. You can save the pictures individually or download the whole set in zip files.

SayUncle updates at least once every day. During August and September of 2024, the network added 36 and 34 videos respectively, so a little more than one a day. In October they have added a new scene every day and three days had two updates. All updates come from the Premium series and one Bonus Channel. Eight of the Premium Series have stopped updating, but the remaining 18 Series update regularly, some weekly and others once a month or so. Of the 35 Bonus Channels, all but one of these have stopped updating; Latino Guys Porn continues to update weekly.

There are some downsides. When logging in, you'll pass through a page full of banner ads for various other sites but the "Access Your Content" link is easy enough to spot. Once inside SayUncle, you'll be hit with lots of other advertising, but less than there has been previously. By joining, you automatically agree to receive commercial emails. As I mentioned, eight of the Premium sites have stopped updating, but this network is always coming up with new series. The tour claims the network has 4K videos, but they have only been adding them since 2021, so previous episodes don't have them.

There are some tour claims to address. On the join page they say there are 1500+ models in one spot and 1300+ models a few inches away, but this is an exaggeration; I hand-counted 1,685 performers inside. A SayUncle monthly membership has cost $59.95 per month as its regular price, but the join page suggests it's regular price is $189.95. We have never seen it for this price in all of the time we've reviewed the site; this is a sales tactic to make an expensive monthly membership seem like a deal. If you join any of the network sites individually, you will not get full network access without paying for an upgrade, so if you want access to everything, this is a better deal.

Say Uncle brings together videos from their 26 premium sites including Missionary Boys, Family Dick, Young Perps, Latin Leche, Dad Creep, and more, and let's not forget the 35 bonus video collections, all part of one big network of 3,501 videos to download, stream and watch on your mobiles, and the network updates every day. Say Uncle's network offers lots of hot sex in religious themes, fauxcest, Latinos, Black cock, interracial action, plus the addition of car sex, gangbangs, medical exams, military, and more titillating scenarios. Despite the expensive monthly option, I still highly recommend taking a look at this one, there's so much here to keep you turned on and entertained and who doesn't like daily updates?

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