Doctor Tapes

Doctor Tapes Review

Doctor Tapes is a recent site from the Say Uncle network, the producers of Missionary Boys, Family Dick, and more recently Twink Trade and Dad Creep. In this new site, dirty doctors conduct exhaustive physical exams that end with the doctor depositing his own sperm sample inside the patient's ass. I was very happy with the execution of this theme, and thought I'd do a quick revisit to see how the site is doing.

The doctors are mature men in their thirties and forties with well-defined physiques; some are hairy and others are smooth. They're all played by porn regulars who appear on other sites in this network: silver daddy Lance Charger, Marco Napoli, Jesse Zeppelin, Trent Summers, Black stud Aaron Trainer, handsome bearded Chris Damned, Johnny Ford, and there's a younger guy named Cole Church playing a medical student. The patients are guys from 18 to their mid-twenties. Some are boyishly cute twinks with slender bodies, others are jocks with well-defined physiques. Most are smooth, but a couple have a patch of fur on their chests or a treasure trail crawling up their tummy. These are also well-known performers like Jack Bailey, Jay Tee, Chase Rivers, Felix Fox, Trent Marx, Mason Anderson, Jack Hunter, and a handful I didn't recognize.

Each episode has a patient visiting his doctor for a complete physical, and these are thorough exams, with the doctor using his stethoscope, blood pressure cuff, and various other equipment. There's also quite a bit of talk about sex, the patient's sexual experience, and activities. As it turns out, most of these guys are here to talk about various issues involving low libido or performance. The patient removes his clothes or dressing gown, and the doctor examines his genitals and rectum, he even measures his cock and plays with it to make sure it's working.

In "Stimulating Treatment," Dr. Zeppelin tells his patient Mark Something that it's not uncommon for guys to have wobbly erections or diminished libido from time to time. He recommends a special protein-injection treatment that's proved quite effective, but here's the thing - the protein is found in the doctor's sperm, and he has to insert it in the patient's rectum with his cock. The doctor never breaks out of character and keeps everything very clinical, which adds to the realism and fun.

There are other situations like sperm collection with the doctor getting the sample by hand or with the help of his mouth. There are more intense anal exams because the patient is having trouble taking a big dick. Most of the action is doctor on patient with the physician doing the fucking, but a couple have the patient fucking his doctor. There are a few threeways with two doctors or a doctor and a nurse giving the patient a double dose of protein, and there's another trio where the doctor invites a medical student to help with the exam. These are all bareback sessions with the doctor mostly climaxing inside his patient, but the patients blow their loads across their bellies so we get to see.

Doctor Tapes offers 31 exclusive videos in MP4 format. Downloads are available in six sizes including a super-sized 4K version at 3840x2160, 1280x720, and 1920x1080, plus three smaller versions. They're good quality and well lit with good sound. You can also stream the videos in an adaptive player that adjusts to fit your screen size. They play at 1166x658 on my 27-inch monitor at good quality, and they looked just as good on my phone and tablet. They're offered in five speeds (the 4K isn't available to stream), and each higher speed improves the picture quality. There's a full-screen option, and the largest sized videos fared best on my desktop.

Each episode comes with a picture set. These are good quality digital stills sized at 1620x1080. You can save the pictures individually or downloadable whole sets in zip files. The picture viewer has forward and back controls, but there's no hands-free slideshow. There are eight to 12 pictures per set.

Let's talk about updates. It's been five and a half months since we visited DoctorTapes, and they've added 11 videos in that time, an average of two updates per month. That being said, last month (July of 2022) there were two updates, there were three added in June, but only one added in May, so while the site is averaging two updates per month, they're not added on a regular schedule.

When you join Doctor Tapes, you'll get access to its medical exam scenes along with two bonus channels called Say Uncle Labs (with 38 updates) and Say Uncle Extras, which still offers only one scene added last year. To get access to all the other 47 series (or channels) you see on the Say Uncle network homepage, you'll have to upgrade to a Say Uncle pass. If you want a Say Uncle pass, you can either buy a year membership when you first join or upgrade with a monthly membership inside the DoctorTapes members area.

There are some issues. When signing up for any of the three Doctor Tapes standalone join options, there's a pre-selected offer in a dropdown menu under the price at the top of the page; if you're not interested, just click "Special offer..." and select "No thanks..." from the menu. The trial membership recurs at $10 more per month than the recurring monthly membership, and it's possible trial members may get limited access, which is common, but I couldn't find anything about this in the site terms. When logging into the members area, you'll pass through a full-page ad; scroll down and look for a large green button that says "Access Your Content" to get to the members area.

Once inside, you'll be faced with tons of content to which you won't have access if you got a standalone membership. Network access requires you to get the Say Uncle upgrade, and it's on the expensive side at $40 a month, although it's cheaper by the month if you got the yearly membership initially. There are lots of banners all over the site, and some of them are disguised to look like content.

I really liked the content at Doctor Tapes. The exams are realistic and detailed with the physician asking lots of questions about his patient's sexual experience. The specialized protein treatment the doctor recommends is a lot of fun, and I was amused by the doctors' deadpan deliveries. Ultimately doctor and patient get down to having sex, although it's referred to as treatment, and their interaction continues to be clinical in nature, which is both funny and titillating. "Oh, that's a very good sperm sample," the doctor says as the patient blasts cum across his belly. The site now offers 31 exclusive videos to download, stream, and watch on your mobiles, and an update is added about twice a month. While I wish updates were more frequent, when it comes to the men and the action, I'd say Say Uncle hit a home run with Doctor Tapes.

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