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The naked guy on the speedboat is the direct cause of a spate of masturbating sharks. Distracting sharks with ass and cock is a proven tool in the fight against surfers losing limbs. It's right up there with not surfing.

I admire his one-man tribute to 1950s aqua ballet, when there were big water-ski pyramids of smiling fools. Of course they weren't naked, but nobody said the 1950s were perfect. What would make this image perfect is if it were a gif. I'd like to see his everything flop violently in the wind. I wonder if he could ejaculate from that.

The guy casually and completely exposed at the gym bathroom mirror may be getting paid by the gym as a sort of human advertisement. I'm not sure homosexuals are super more focused on gyms than non-homosexuals, but same-sex locker rooms and the sights they randomly contain can be quite the motivator for repeat attendance, especially if a highly desirable showoff has a regular schedule one can sync to.

About a year ago, Tosh had posted an ad looking for a girl on the now-defunct Craig's List personals, and Jason, always the opportunist, hit him up to see if he wanted to do porn. Tosh didn't reply until a couple of weeks ago and wondered if the offer was still open.

Not only is Tosh a good-looking guy, but he's got a very sexy tight and chiseled body. And even better, he's a precummer. Within a minute after pulling his pants off, his hard dick is oozing juice. Tosh shrugs, "What can I say? I'm a horny guy." And I sure got super horny watching him fingering his precum and smearing it around his cock head.

This one would definitely be in the running at the Kink Olympics. That's the not real global event in which kinks compete in various categories, including popularity. And a totally visible cock swinging in strategically tight (or loose) sweatpants, its outline burned into the brain, is one of the main competitors.

Freeballing in sweat shorts carries some additional risk as you can see from the one example here. That head exposure is either grounds for disqualification or first place.

In this sport, lighter colored sweats seem to be the most common, so maybe the guy in the dark sweat pants felt he had to go the extra mile (of cock) to stand out.

Redneck Corey Gunz relaxes in a hot tub. When he finally stands, his heavy sack is hanging low. He strokes his cock in slow motion and his big balls bounce in rhythm. He stands above the camera and squeezes his nuts, then he sits down to jack out a load.

Corey is hung so he uses both hands on his stiff cock. He jacks in the afternoon sun and slowly picks up speed. When he's ready to cum, he stands and unloads his very full balls all over the glass-top table.

Whoever invented the razor also needs to be credited for inspiring the fetish for men shaving their faces. Though they would need to be co-credited with whoever invented the other things tied to that fetish, which seem to be archetypes about masculinity and the general intimacy of someone seeing what someone else does in the bathroom.

Before five-bladed razors and of course before electric razors, guys must have shaved with some sideways application of a handcrafted metal knife. And then shaving cream came along probably at first in the form of soap. And super sexy bathrooms were wherever someone went to the super sexy bathroom (likely separate from where someone super sexy bathed and super sexy washed).

Dane Spencer is personal trainer from Bulgaria, but he's living in the UK at the moment and he's appearing in his first JO video for English Lads. He's got a stunning body, perfectly carved and he's sporting a few tattoos. He's a little furry and apparently has a big cock. English Lads says that he shoots a long cumshot that lands on his upper chest.

Jude is 18 years old and this blond newcomer practically lives in the gym. It sure shows, doesn't it? He's tall, too, standing 6'5", which makes his chiseled body even more impressive. Jude's already done one of the co-ed fucking scenes, but will he be back to fuck one of the Corbin Fisher guys?

Johnny is a dark-haired guy with a glint in his eye and a bit of a bad-boy smirk. He's a little older at 22 years of age. He's shy at first, but warms up his his first video and works his thick cock.

One of the regular Gemini Men introduced Taylor Meade (aka Taylor Made) to the site owner and Mark quickly booked him into the studio for a jack-off audition. This bad boy is 25 years old and he says that he's straight, but all the guys at GM get up to some guy-on-guy action eventually. He's sporting a big, thick dick and his asshole is absolutely juicy. I can't wait to see something poking his virgin pucker, but for now I loved watching him pumping out his first porno load.

Blond California surfer Nyles has filmed with Island Studs twice before and now he's back for another session. Watch as he does some nude surfing, then he finds a secluded spot on the beach where he talks about his anticipation for his first threeway with his girlfriend. He gets so horny that he wraps his fist around his cock and pumps out a load right there.

Bearded Steve Strait is checking out porn vids on his mobile. He reaches inside his shorts and adjusts his cock, then decides to strip off his shorts and return to the bed. His nuts are tight now, but they were hanging low a few minutes ago. He's the latest guy to make his sack jiggle over on Swingin' Balls.

Derrick Dickem looks as though he were plucked from an '80s porn set. He's a dirty blond with a lean build and sculpted face. He works in hospitality and wants to open his own restaurant one day, but for now he's trying out Pornland. 

In his first scene for Spunk U, the site that teaches newcomers how to become porn stars, he strokes his cock and lubes up a Fleshlight. When he finally splashes cum all over his ripped abs, he proves that he's got the shooting power porn directors like to see.

These guys are utterly fuckable. And I mean that in the broad sense of fuckable, as in top, bottom, to the side, triangle, quadrilateral, pyramid, fettuccine, tetris, dick, asshole, and face.

Except for the part where these photos are from many years ago and there's a chance these guys aren't each both naked and available. Though I would bet one of the four is available for rent as, say, a carpenter or plumber or ass fucker. All valid careers.

Hudson Scott is a sexy guy. He's 26 years old and he's tall with a ripped body. English Lads previewed the hunk back in August with a couple of photo sets, then he did his first jack-off session. Two months later and he's back playing with a dildo. "He lubes up his hole and teases the toy against his pucker while continuing to play with himself," says English Lads, "he fingers himself, and shoots a big load all over his tight abs." 

Athletic jock Jimmy Norris just filmed his first jack-off video at Gay Hoopla. What a sexy stud! He's got a lean and mostly smooth body, but he's got a hot treasure trail and hairy armpits. He's a grower in the cock department, and as it turns out, quite the squirter. The site says there's more of him coming soon, so we can probably look forward to Collin Simpson fucking Jimmy's ass, but I'll keep you posted.

I didn't know that a church service could make you horny. But 18-year-old Mike Reed just got back from his college's chapel service and he's horny as fuck. Maybe it's seeing all those good-looking, young men in their Sunday best. Back in his dorm room, he strips off his trousers, but leaves on his shirt and tie and works his cock. But he's got to hurry, his roommate could be back any minute.