Public Exposure: Smooth, Naked Showoffs
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Image Credit: Public BF Videos, Posted 22 Nov 2018
The naked guy on the speedboat is the direct cause of a spate of masturbating sharks. Distracting sharks with ass and cock is a proven tool in the fight against surfers losing limbs. It's right up there with not surfing.
I admire his one-man tribute to 1950s aqua ballet, when there were big water-ski pyramids of smiling fools. Of course they weren't naked, but nobody said the 1950s were perfect. What would make this image perfect is if it were a gif. I'd like to see his everything flop violently in the wind. I wonder if he could ejaculate from that.
The guy casually and completely exposed at the gym bathroom mirror may be getting paid by the gym as a sort of human advertisement. I'm not sure homosexuals are super more focused on gyms than non-homosexuals, but same-sex locker rooms and the sights they randomly contain can be quite the motivator for repeat attendance, especially if a highly desirable showoff has a regular schedule one can sync to.
The guy letting his giant cock out in his office is definitely being inappropriate. I would highly suggest he only do that when working from home. My home.
As for the two guys at the large, public gatherings, they give public nudity a good name. Now if only they could give me their numbers. Failing that, I'll just keep dialing every possible number until I reach them. And when I do, I'll say something sophisticated like "be naked again now as much as possible again now more more you are great at naked fun times wow" but I'd say it in a smooth, casual way that would impress them.
If not that gushing compliment, I wonder what would make a publicly naked guy blush.
