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When it's an exhibitionist cock party, always at least two people are invited. The cock owner and the cock watcher. Sometimes the cock watcher didn't know they were invited, like if they're driving by on a freeway and catch a glimpse of cock by the side of the road.

And sometimes there's already a regular party happening and someone pops their cock out to add to the festivities or just as a casual icebreaker. If you've never made small talk with a naked guy at a non-naked party, you haven't lived. Like if you normally at least partially get to know someone by drawing a conclusion by their clothes, you'll instead have to ask actual questions about them.

NAVY Petty Officer 3rd Class Mac is a 21-year-old sailor from Arizona and he's adorably cute. But he's apparently six-feet tall, can tall guys still be referred to as cute? Mac has recently just pulled into port after being in the Pacific for several weeks. One of the first things he did was head to Major Wood's place so he could unload his very full nuts. You don't want to miss the huge thick load he dumps all over his stomach.

Joel is an exuberant Aussie, just 19 years old, and he's looking for guys to model with on All Australian Boys. You see, Joel likes sucking off straight boys and he's been hired to give the straight life guards, surfers, and rugby hunks their first blowjob from a guy. He's got a disproportionately large cock and he's stroking it in his second video for the site. Meanwhile, eager to suck some dick, he waits for new applicants.

Dink Flamingo found 27-year-old Jimmy Longstride on Craigslist, in the personal section advertising that he wanted to "make a movie" with a woman. Dink convinced him to make a tryout video for Amateur Straight Guys instead. Porn producer Dink Flamingo bought the site and started producing new videos after a ten-year break in filming.

Jimmy works as a bartender in a resort town on the East Coast. He's sporting a big, beautiful eight-inch cock, it's thick too, and he's got a toned body. He's a good dirty talker and a flirt. Let's see if he ends up making a hardcore video with one of the ASG guys.

Rico Vega has just joined Gay Hoopla and filmed his first JO video for the site. He's got a ripped swimmer's body, a cute face, and an uncut cock. Apparently he's got a heart of gold, too. He chills out by the Gay Hoopla pool and strips out of his clothes, then he heads inside to show us his jack-off style.

I haven't visited Island Studs for a long while, but blond, American jock Parker caught my eye. How could he not? He's packing a nine-inch cock -- it even has a swoop. And who can resist a naked jock in his football pads and letting his huge cock hang wherever it falls? The boy shoots a healthy load of spunk, too.

It's come to this. Two guys fuck next to a dumpster. I'm shocked. As based on their skater punk look, I figure they'd be spending their time popping wheelies (that's a skateboard move, right?) or playing Fortnite or getting stoned.

Though with millennials today, they're probably doing all those things simultaneously as they fuck by the dumpster and I'm missing the truth. I'm too focused on the Silkwood shower they both will need after this. If you don't know what I'm talking about, make sure to watch Cher and Meryl in Silkwood before the Mamma Mia! sequel.

Or just skip all that and jack off to a picture of guys fucking by a dumpster. We're here to please.

When it comes to tattoos, Cole Weston favours his left side with a sleeve of ink starting on his shoulder and running down his arm. He's got a great looking cock: heavy hanging when it's soft and crowned with a plump mushroom head when it's rock hard. He's just finished his first jack-off scene for Active Duty

Dixon is in the military, so there were some logistical problems getting him back to Spunkworthy and onto the massage table for some rub-and-tug action, but it finally happened. But Dixon has a surprise for us -- it's a dream come true really. Well into the massage, when Jason rubs his butt hole, Dixon groans with pleasure. So Jason slides his finger inside and waits to see where this is going to go. Jason lifts his head and says, "Do you have anything bigger?" 

Silly question. Jason shows Dixon the selection and he picks a thick, veiny, eight-inch dildo. And once Jason slides it into Dixon's hole, it isn't long before he empties his nuts on his belly. How's that for a happy ending?

If there were a separate train car just for exhibitionists, it would be full of voyeurs hoping to spot some naked flesh. Meanwhile, the exhibitionists would be busy doing their thing in the other train cars. There's just not as much thrill exposing in a preset boundary. It's too much like coloring within the lines.

Though I'm sure the voyeurs would like some clue where to find their visual targets. And there's not exactly a time-honored signal that exhibitionists give to indicate what they do beyond doing it. So just keeping one's eyes open to possibilities is the way to go. Quick moments of exposure that turn a train car into a portable strip club with only train fare as cover.

Aidan Anthony did a handful of porn videos a few years ago, and after chatting with one of the Chaos Men models, he decided that it was time to dive back in. We don't see many ginger studs in Pornland, so Aiden is a most welcome sight. I love his red beard and pubes! He's been working on his body, which is deliciously ripped, and he's mostly a top but definitely doesn't have a problem getting fucked. This is his first jack-off scene with Chaos Men, and he'll be back later this week getting blown in a Serviced video.

No doubt about it, Gay Hoopla newcomer London Ryan has a big cock. But the lad has no idea how to measure his meat. He lines up the measuring tape, burying two inches of it down his groin past the base of his dick, then he proudly says, "Nine and half." 

Excuse me! The base of Rayn's cock clearly starts at the two-inch mark on the tape, so that would put him at seven and a half inches. In a previous scene in his jack-off video he lines a water bottle up along his hard-on and they're pretty much even. (For the record, a single-serving water bottle is around eight inches.) So let's give the lad the benefit of the doubt and say that he's packing an eight-inch dick.

Joel is a swimmer from Brisbane in Queensland, Australia. He's 19 years old with a slim waist. His smooth body has been sculpted by early morning laps in the pool before school. He hit the All Australian Boys studio is the hope that someone would suck his big dick, and someone did. This lad blew heaps of jizz.

There are nude beaches, then there are boner-inducing nude beaches. That's erections from exposing and watching, a fine combination. I'm surprised a sunscreen manufacturer hasn't focused an ad campaign on total nudity, considering that on average more square inches of skin would need to be covered.

Side question: Are lube and sunscreen compatible? Not sure if they cancel each other out. I'd be happy to be a test subject.

The nude buddies at top left have a lot in common, like the same tastes in music (burlesque stripper trombone) and clothing (none). It's good to build a friendship based on hanging, swinging cock.

East coaster Shaun debuts in his first porno and he's stroking his cock over at Guys in Sweatpants. When it comes to sex he likes to take control. "I like it rough ... scratching, slapping, throwing them around." He didn't say whether the "them" referring to guys or girls, so I guess we'll have to wait and see. But for now, enjoy watching this hunk of muscle stroking out a cum load.