If a guy is all the way naked, his main worries are where to put his wallet and what if nobody takes his photo. Because being naked in public is pretty much begging for exposure. So let's applaud these guys on their success.
Technically the guy walking at night while holding his shorts looks a bit startled by his flashing being caught with a camera flash. But, as his shorts don't appear caked in mud or otherwise unwearable, I don't think he'll be too bothered, especially considering his partially obscured walking buddy is naked too.
Because "wearing" another naked guy to cover one's own nakedness doesn't exactly qualify as clothed.
Bearded sexpot James Ray is making his debut at Next Door Male in his first video ever. He's handsome with a trimmed beard and wears a nose ring. Sexy! We don't see a lot of those on men in Pornland. He's got an athletic, furry body and a sleeve of ink down one forearm. And he's packing a good sized dick.
Bryce Beckett is huge in every way, from his 6'5" and 250-pound muscular physique to his big, heavy-hanging cock. Beckett is the latest hunk to join Gay Hoopla and he's jacking off in his first solo. Bryce is a power lifter who holds several collegiate records, not to mention he's a football player, too.
His bedroom jack-off scene is dreamy. He starts off standing and stroking his meat with one foot up on the bed, then he mounts a pillow and it's such a turn-on watching him grinding his hips in this dry hump. I couldn't keep my eyes off his furry butt. Finally, he settles back against the headboard and finishes himself off in a slow stroke.
He describes his video as "Weighted pull ups, full range lateral raises, and some core stuff."
That would be softcore. Because it's straight out of 1992 Playgirl for a guy to be outdoors in his Calvin Klein underwear, muscles straining. The casual dog walker who strolls into frame toward the beginning and officially doesn't give a fuck has clearly seen him doing his thing before.
Meanwhile, I'd have asked him if he wants a workout partner. And that includes if I didn't even live in his neighborhood. See, I'd have to put my pants inside his house before we went out in our underwear to exercise, thus giving me a reason to go back into the house after our workout.
I'm always surprised when a blond man catches my eye because they're just not one of my default types. But Logan Carter is a handsome hunk. He's also fairly new. This is his fourth video in Pornland. He's got beautiful arms, perfectly defined biceps and his chest plumps up nicely when he lies back to stroke his cock. And speaking of which, he packs a pair of underwear briefs seductively, too -- hot bulge! Then he pulls out his cock, which is a pretty good size, and pumps out a load all over his abs and chest.
Technically, only one of these guys is in his towel. Two have it held up to their crotch blocking you know what. Another is toweling off his hair while flashing his (to some) irresistible armpit. And another has his towel wrapped over his shoulders. While that's sort of "in," that'd be like wearing pants by wrapping the over your shoulders.
So only the guy taking the selfie is fully in his towel, magically arranged to showcase his muscles. I can't figure out his towel-tying technique. There's some origami going on that's part magic trick, or maybe his abs are keeping the towel up by sheer reverse gravity. Or, hopefully, the towel is about to fall off.
Matthew knows a few girls who do Pornland webcamming and they encouraged him to give porn a shot. He'd been thinking about it for a while and finally sent in his application to Spunkworthy. The SoCal native is 23 years old and he was on the track and swimming teams in college. He also likes BMX cycling, but jacking off is right up there as one of his favourite hobbies. He normally rubs one out two to three times a day, but five times isn't usual. For this shoot, he saved up a two-day load -- man, that must have been hard.
Blond geek Carter Jones has just got started on English Lads. His first photo set was released at the beginning of January; now, nearly a month later, he's jacking his cock in his first solo video. But before Carter gets wanking, the producer measures his cock: he's seven inches long and five-and-a-half inches thick. And uncut of course.
And about his jack-off sessions, English Lads says, "He lets loose one of the largest cum shots on the website, it shoots everywhere! Thick cum all over his slim body!"
Not all glutes are borne from squats at the gym. Ballet is also the source of many a sculpted ass cheek. I think that's why it was invented. Maybe also so classical music makes more sense.
Here's the delightfully confident, stylist and giggly-voiced Kyle Krieger learning ballet moves for his ass from his professional ballet dancer friend Harper. Incredibly in-shape guys queening out over ass muscles? Sign me up.
And since this is about public exposure, he decided to put this online. And since I have lightning fast screencapping abilities (or at least know how to set YouTube videos to 1/4 speed and pause in the right place), the thumbnail shows his ass in a dance belt.
To the uninitiated, that's the world's most powerful thong and it can't ride up. It's already there.
Maybe I've invented this one, but even if so, I think it should be right up there in the top hundred kinks. If you consider it part of the whole kink for blue-collar guys, then it's already there.
Or maybe it's just a kink for him and where my imagination is going if I happened to see him by the side of the road. While he seems quite self-sufficient, I think stopping to offer him some help would be appreciated.
Though saying "You clearly know what you're doing but I'd like to offer some help anyhow. Specifically, I'd like to offer to stand here and ogle you as your muscles naturally flex and striate in action." Or something like that.
Athletic guy Noah Goulding was showcased on English Lads a month ago in his first photo gallery. Now, the 25-year-old is back for his first jack-off session. He's tall, standing standing over 6'3" and has long legs. "Once he pulls down his boxers, you can enjoy his other long thing," says English Lads. They say his cock his nearly nine inches long, and of course like most Brits, he's uncut. "He has a really intense orgasm and shoots his thick cream over himself!"
Watch this and decide if you can forgive him for his messy apartment. He seems to otherwise be making good use of his time, with an estimated 25 hours a day at the gym. That's an exaggeration. Let's say 22 hours at the gym and three hours posing for himself and anyone who will watch.
I'm not certain of his forms of income, but I expect one is quality control tester of underwear. Because an underwear manufacturer knows if their products can survive the onslaught that is his ass, they can survive anything.
Randy Reno is a good-looking guy and this college basketball jock just joined Gay Hoopla and stroked his big dick in his first solo. He's got curly hair, a chiseled body, and a great ass, and let's not forget to mention he's packing an awesome dick. He's 19 years old, 6'5", and weighs 200 pounds.
Normally Collin Simpson warms up newcomers with their first ass fucking, but this time it's Randy doing the fucking, and he's boning Collin's ass! And that happens on January 11, so you've got some time to catch up with Randy in his solo session.
Obscene is a compliment. These are definitely third date underwear. If the first date consisted of lunch at Veggie Grill followed by 17 seconds of kissing. And the second date consisted of dinner at Veggie Grill followed by 3 minutes and 42 seconds of over the jeans spanking in the back seat of a cab driven by an ogling pervert.
Veggie Grill: processed, mid-priced vegan junk food bringing kinky people together since 2006.
Penis proud underwear is nothing new, though some of the fabrics and more involved designs have evolved. Or devolved depending how you look at it.
Considering the hoards of purposely sexy (not strictly functional) bras out there, and the assumedly multi-million dollar industry that is crotchless panties, I'm surprised the men's erotic underwear options aren't even more expansive.
Look at things from the point of view of a penis. Sure, underwear can be comfy. Everyone needs support at least some of the time. Penises can't always go it alone.
But sometimes they just need to breathe. They need fresh air and sometimes sunshine at the same time. A penis with Vitamin D deficiency is not a life goal. That's Vitamin Dick if you were wondering.
Technically, just whipping out the cock would be enough, but sometimes a penis gets lonely and needs the rest of the body to match its exposure. So the penis will take its owner for a walk in public. Or sometimes the owner take the penis for a walk. They're a team.
