Hot Guys & Naked Men Blog

If you're going to expose yourself, show up to the party with plenty to offer. Conveniently, the party is wherever you happen to be naked at the time. A clothing-optional beach is an obvious choice, but it becomes more of a party with a throbbing erection.

So much for nudism and sex supposedly not going together. Or at least that's what certain respectable nudist camps say. I suppose, unfortunately, that's true for some.

The DJ is spinning while hard. He's both the visual and auditory party. Full package there. Very full package. Maybe later he'll spin on something or someone else.

Attention all ass men: Jaydon Jensen has one giant sex bum and it's covered it fur. Jaydon is the latest recruit over at Next Door Male and he's just filmed his first jack-off scene. He's got a smooth body, but it looks like he shaves it -- thank God he left his bubble butt alone. He sits back in a lounge chair and wiggles his hairy toes while he starts stroking his dick. And when he can't hold back another second, he lets his creamy jizz fly all over his belly.

Blond, blue-eyed cutie Lincoln Hall has been playing around at Bentley Race in his first porn shoot. And the 19-year-old's jack-off video has just been published. He's got a fat uncut dick, and you'll love watching him with his legs in the air and teasing his butt hole. Ben himself couldn't even resist a little poke. Ben plans to have Lincoln back and make him a regular visitor.

Dennis applied to do a jack-off video a couple of years ago, and when Spunkworthy said they were interested, he simply disappeared. Gun shy, I guess. Now, a couple of years later, he resurfaced and Spunkworthy was still interested.

However, it seems that nerves were getting the better of this 22-year-old and he was having trouble getting hard and apologized a couple of times. The producer asked if he wanted a hand jump-starting his dick. But after a couple of minutes, that handie turned into a blowie, and it wasn't long before Dennis was panting the "I'm gonna cum" song. He hadn't cum in four or five days, so he blew a big load all over his stomach.

There are many semi-shocking things naked guys do. One is wear a hat. What are they trying to hide!? A second penis on their head? No, can't be that, else they'd be wearing very tall top hats, in case of erection.

I suppose the three guys wearing hats here (plus one with a headband) are just maintaining a sense of individual style, or just shielding themselves from the elements.

But to me, a hat on a naked guy just makes the rest of them look even more naked. Sort of like when a dick hangs out of an open fly. It's not so much about the clothing, but the contrasting dick. Though the singer who has managed to lose his pants on stage may find folks not fully connecting with his lyrics.

Unless they are something like "You're staring at my obscenely large, hard penis. Yes you are. Baby baby baby."

Wow! What more can I say about Eric Samson? Soft or hard, his cock is impressive. He's brand new and he's stroking out a creamy load at Active Duty. He lies back on the bed and spreads his legs showing off his big, full balls. He pulls on his huge uncut cock, then he stands and strokes it some more. But soon he's back on the bed and cum gushes all over his smooth belly.

If you were at any point a fan of Suzanne Somers' entrepreneurial success with exercise equipment, you're wondering why I didn't call this "Thigh Masters." If you don't know what I mean, consider her direct to consumer sales record-shattering product, the ThighMaster. It's still around decades later as the ThighMaster Gold.

But the real reason the kink for this extreme body feature can't be referenced with Thigh Master is because physical appearance is not a reliable indicator of sexual dominance (or submission) proclivities. Plus some guys aren't into power dynamic free sex, no domination, no submission in any sense.

That said, a bottom with such inner thighs could be directed to use them as nature (and/or steroids) intended: crushing someone's skull into a shoebox-shaped rectangle while receiving head. Tops like to suck cock too.

I like Leif. He's got a goofy look to him that I find charming. He's 22 years old and just moved to San Diego with his girlfriend from a snowy part of the country. He was a little surprised by the rents in California, so he hit up Spunkworthy to see if he could do a couple of scenes to make ends meet. He says that his girlfriend didn't mind.

He's started off with a jack-off scene, and if he's willing and eager, I'm sure we'll see him back for a massage and handjob and another rubdown with a blowjob. He's got a nice, lean body with a bit of fur on his torso. He was pretty eager and kept asking, "Do you want me to cum now?" The director had to keep postponing him, but when he finally said "go," Leif was ready with his load in a couple of seconds.

Erick makes my heart go boom and my dick go boing. He's a sexy guy who is making his debut on Latino Guy Porn. He's cute with a chin covered in scruff and he's got a dirty little smile, the kind where you know that he knows how much you want him and he enjoys teasing the bejeezus out of you.

He strips and lies back on the bedroom stroking his cock. He licks his shoulder as the camera passes by. He rubs his hole as he continues working his uncut meat. He's sweating a bit as he nears the finish line. And when he spunks all over himself, there's that self-satisfying grin of his.

These guys epitomize class. Their partially to fully nude bodies in various states of erection are the gold standard of high society. They have both vim and verve and should be welcome at all the finest dinner parties and operatic recitals.

I may have a warped definition of class.

But you have to admit that all of these images together can add up to a wonderfully classy date with one special man. Before he gets ready to take you out for the day, he has to climb a ladder to do that house repair you requested. Don't you love a handy guy (who gives handies)?

Arlington Jones loves wearing boxing briefs because they hold his package snugly. He's got a long cock and a pair of big, smooth balls, so he's got a lot to stuff into those briefs. He's a little different from the usual guys we see on Active Duty, a little more chiseled, although the site hasn't shied away from muscle guys.

He strips out of his boxers and he's got a beautiful pair of thick thighs. He lies back and spreads his legs and gets to work on stiffening his cock. He even teases his butt hole with his fingers. He strokes his dick faster and faster and unloads his nuts all over his abs.

While that exact guy may not be "trending right now," it's safe to say that exposed cock is. I propose the entire Keeping Up with the Kardashians franchise (and the careers and sub-careers of all those in that utterly commercialized "family") be replaced by hours of cock and ass. It would definitely be more socially redeeming and politically relevant.

Possibly he and five of the six other guys here are strictly focused on getting the requisite vitamin D into their systems through a few minutes of sun exposure, and it's a known scientific fact that absorbing vitamin D through the epidermis of the penis and/or ass is highly efficient. And masturbatory.

We don't see enough cowboys in Pornland, do we? Lucky Daniels is back on Swingin' Balls in his second scene, and he's looking sexy dressed in black from his cowboy hat to his weathered black jeans. Lucas is currently separated from his wife, so he's exploring his options, as it were. 

His nuts are hairy and low hanging and his ass crack is rosy with a trail of soft, downy hair. He measures his cock for us before getting down to stroking it. And as he jacks his hard-on, his egg-shaped nuts dance in their sack.

Ryan Collins is 19 years old and works as a personal trainer. Is every model at English Lads a personal trainer? Sure seems like it. He's in good shape and nicely toned. He's also very athletic and likes cycling, running, football, and surfing -- where does a guy surf in Britain? -- and of course, working out at the gym.

About Ryan, English Lads says, "Ryan has a generous sized cock when soft with big dangly balls, so you can imagine what he’s like when rock hard!" And for the record, when he's erect he's just under eight inches. This is his first jack-off scene with the site and when he cums he makes a lovely mess of those abs.

"I had the biggest cock and balls in our platoon," says ex-army veteran Jason. The 34-year-old, straight, divorced man is showing off his huge dick on Island Studs. And yes, Jason didn't know he had a large cock until he got in the army showers and saw what his buddies were swinging. I guess he thought all men had niners. 

This surfer dad does some nude sunbathing, underwater jerking, and of course, he strokes his nine inches and cums while sitting back on the beach. And those low-hangers have a big load of jizz to shoot.