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We're beyond Nakedness 101 here. Moving into a higher level class. Or no class.

I'm all for naked wrestling, especially when it's guys whose muscles are extremely perceptible. Which is not the most scrutable compliment in a loud bar. "Your muscles are extremely perceptible!" Unless you are consensually squeezing his bicep to drive home the point. 

I don't think this is what people mean by "heteroflexible" or "homoflexible" but some of those people may also be this kind of flexible. Hopefully.

If you're curious, heteroflexible is someone who identifies as heterosexual (except sometimes does non-hetero things) and vice versa with homoflexible (and these are different than bisexual identity). And again, I would hope all these guys can open their legs really wide.

My partner and I have been together for more than two decades. We've had a lot of stuff going on over the past seven years like three of our four parents died and a huge financial crisis. These things have played havoc with our intimate life. I still love this guy. I'm just not sure how to put some zing back in the bedroom. We haven't been intimate for a long time.

-Bored in Bed

We can pretend to care deeply about the other vintage shots here (and they are worthy of adoration for their stark homosexuality). But really it's all about the SUCKING MASK. So since the photo isn't big enough to reveal all the lovely text about it, here you go, with my commentary in brackets:

"The latest sex-item [who knew this was hyphenated?], and one which combines fantasy with feeling [so do the Muppets], is the SUCKING MASK. It is a full life-sized replica of a man's face [before Silence of the Lambs], moulded [the past participle of "mold"] from soft, fleshy skin-colored [whose skin color?!] rubber."

But wait, there's more.

These guys are pretty damn naked. They are also damn pretty naked. And I will not be saying out of disappointment: "Pretty naked. Damn."

Except for clothing optional festivals, seems the more people are around when someone is more naked the more likely the person is acting totally casual about it. Technically in a lot of places nudity is totally legal. You just sort of have to stop it if someone complains.

Which would most likely never be me, though I can think of some exceptions. Like I don't want to see Kermit the Frog naked. Not because I don't but because Miss Piggy would be jealous and kick my ass.

This is a very convenient, accessible kink for you. Because a guy exposing his feet in flip-flops is not considered indecent exposure. But to you it can be. Quite awesomely indecent.

Now if you already have a foot fetish, this one's a given. But even if you don't, you can potentially dig this for the additional exposure of foot, ankle, shin, and calf. 

Like wearing thong underwear and that's it. Flip-flops are sometimes called thongs for a reason.

I always thought I was a good top. The other night after fucking a guy we were cuddling and I asked him how it was. He said, "Honey, if you want to learn how to be a good top you need to bottom." When I quizzed him a bit he said I was too hard, too fast. His comment has left me feeling insecure. Help.

-Top Down

If you could remember when and where you had jerked off to each porn picture you've ever seen, then when you saw that picture again you could reminisce. With your hand.

These pictures are old enough that you likely haven't seen them before, but if you had, they could bring out memories like any old photo, or sound or smell. Perhaps embedded in the pixels are the self-pleasuring moans of all the guys who've seen these before. Or perhaps they are just pixels.

Long hard pixels. Spanked ass pixels. Tongue kiss pixels.

Ryan Bones is a massive man and he's the newest exclusive to sign on with MEN.com. Standing six feet tall and weighing over 225 pounds, he's going to leave bottoms weak in the knees. 

In his first scene called Hide and Seek, Ryan Bones and his room mate William Seed head off to the gym. Their admiring neighbor Zack Hunter follows them then doubles back and breaks into their house. He's snorting a pair of Ryan's underwear when the bodybuilders return home. Hunter tries to hide, but Ryan discovers him and pounds the hell out of him. When Seed walks in on the action, Ryan smirks and says, "I'll share him with you when I'm done."

This is one of those if you're into it, you're happy the guy you're with happens to have a curved cock. But you're not going to set a curved-cocks-only rule.

Unless you're super really totally into it as your thing. In that case, pull up a banana cock and join me. Or is is sweet potato cock since those can curve too? Definitely not paper towel roll dick. Those are by definition straight. Which I also appreciate but it's all about the cock curve geometry right now.

I'm a little on the fem side. It's not a word I normally use, but for brevity and clarity, there it is. I see a lot of ads online that say "no fats, no fems." I'm pretty comfortable with who I am and I have a solid, gym-fit body, I have hang-ups like anyone else. But it's discouraging to think I have to "butch" it up just to get laid. Is this all there is for me?

-Fem Fella

Even when the guy in the picture isn't mid-ejaculation, nothing's stopping you. And consider you're following a well-worn and well-wetted path when you jack off to vintage pics.

Guys from dozens of years ago did the same thing. Meaning these models deserve a gold watch for years of service to the company (of jackers). Knowing them, they'd proudly model the gold watch. And nothing else.

Naked men everywhere is either terrifying or awesome, depending on the men. Like if you're at a restaurant, probably you don't want to see naked men everywhere. But if you're in the restaurant parking lot, then totally bring on the men.

So many awesome things happen in parking lots, like blowjobs and stolen kisses. And maybe stolen hubcaps.

I don't know who the hell or why the hell that swarm of guys is on that fence. I guess a belated invasion minus the Trojan horse. Or they are drunk and crazy.

It's hard to believe that Adam Ramzi only filmed one scene with MEN.com. but it's true, back in 2015 he fucked Killian James in Biggest Catch. This week he returns to the studio and launches a new series called Dangerous Days with Jacob Peterson. The pair play a couple of doctors and while waiting to see if their seriously-ill patient is going to make it, they check into one of the rooms and fuck.

My  boyfriend and I have never had anal sex. He said he wasn't into it when we met six months ago, but I've been patiently prodding and hoping I'd change his mind. I really like this guy a lot. I might even love him, but I don't know if I can be in a relationship where I never get fucked. What should I do?

-Running on Empty