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So shiny. So swollen. So intense. So totally, awesomely objectified.

Without these ridiculously wonderful caricatures of the human male form, body oil manufacturers would have had to go out of business. And thanks to the myriad muscle magazines gracing the newsstands with their throbbing, veiny presence, a good number of very creative (and semi-ridiculous) photographers and graphic designers were kept busy.

Fitness magazines still exist but they are much more wise to that objectifying gaze and don't quite go "gay as hell" in their aesthetics. It's more muscles as armor, less muscles as seductive.

So I totally get there's nothing extremely shocking about a naked guy in a locker room. But don't tell me he's not purposely exposing his cock to whoever walks by. His towel is completely right there and he's chosen to not wrap it around his waist at all. And considering how people tend to shuffle their feet around when blowdrying their hair, his cock is swinging.

Forget any apps. This may be one of the most efficient ways to get a date.

You've got a sophisticatedly lit physique model. And naked guys on or near a tacky couch or shag rug. And a guy in scandalously tacky cut-offs.

Then a guy who is totally nude posing on and off a stool. I can't decide if that's tacky or classy. I suppose for it's support of carpentry, the stool photo is classy. While the one without the stool is completely tacky.

I'm a big fan of tacky. In addition to meaning in poor taste (yum!) it also can mean retaining a certain stickiness. That's not unlike the carpet or couch after the photoshoots are over.

It's been a busy week for new gay porn sites. This is the third one and it's called Latino Guys Porn. If you remember Latin Jocks, these videos are filmed by the same producer and these guys are hot. Coming from all over the Caribbean and Central and South America, you'll get a new scene every week. Most of the action is hardcore, but there are some solos too. The site starts us off with just over 40 videos. Here are sampling of some of their recent ones.

Those were the good old days. When you could squirt in your underground porn magazine and cause the pages to stick together. There's not really an online equivalent of that. Though you could try squirting on your lips and see if that makes them stick together. But it will likely be a futile effort.

Is there an equivalent medium in which messing it up is the highest form of approval, the most sincere flattery, a splat of applause? Ejaculating on one's laptop screen and closing the laptop and seeing if it sticks together is not advisable.

The closest I can think of is the classic throwing of rotten tomatoes at a failing vaudeville performer. But never at a successful one, so that's basically the opposite. And as I've repeatedly stated, "Rotten tomatoes are not ejaculate!" 

Not every exposed cock is a hard, throbbing, needy one. Sometimes the cock is just swinging in the breeze, minding its business. And sometimes the exposed cock has a hardworking fist wrapped around it.

The guy putting suntan lotion on is sending a mixed message. He's not hard but he's got a cock ring on. Maybe it's more decorative than anything, the equivalent of an ankle bracelet, as nobody is looking for a hard, throbbing, erect foot.

Except folks into that kind of thing.

It's been  nine months since Brandon Cody last fucked bareback. After his last Sean Cody scene in May 2017, Cody moved to MEN.com where he's been performing with condoms ever since. This week, Brandon Cody unwraps his cock in MEN.com second only bareback scene and he's fucking Dante Colle, who is no stranger to raw sex.

Attention Maury Povich, here's a topic for your venerable talk show. Take a break from DNA testing prospective and regretful baby daddies. Focus on guys into showing off their precise girth through the use of measuring tape.

As someone fascinated with measurecockophilia since I invented the term moments ago, I would be remiss if I didn't point out that just because you see measuring tape doesn't mean the girth is as shown. For example, the measuring tape could be loose on the side you can't see. Or some other object could be stuck there, like a celery stick or pack of gum.

Which aren't the worst things because nothing is better than gum and celery after sucking cock.

Bareback hold-out Cocky Boys has finally thrown in its cum towel and filmed its first bareback sex scene. And not only is it a first for the studio, but veteran porn star Boomer Banks goes bare in his first commercial scene. In a new series entitled Fans Only, Banks slides his raw monster meat into Jack Hunter's ass.

OMG, I like totally have major crushes on these guys! I don't just like them. I like them like them. But for some reason, they don't seem to notice me at all. What's up with that? Men!

I was just watching hilariously pathetic clips of the Dr. Phil show in which a woman's daughters are desperately trying to convince her she is not in a relationship with Tyler Perry but is being catfished. The fact that she has never met the online entity in person or talked to him on live video (something I've heard is possible online) does not deter her from her steadfast belief.

So with her delusions as my inspiration, why can't I have crushes on softcore models from the 50s and 60s?

Besides their near or full nudity, these fellas have something in common. It's a sheen, an aura brought on by lighting, sweat, oil, or, admittedly, retouching. And it's special.

That sheen is what makes some photos look otherworldly. And whatever it takes to reach that other world, I want a ticket. Warning though: after prolonged exposure to perfect pornography, probably don't apply the same expectations to the real world (unless you live in West Hollywood).

MEN.com is the second condom studio this week to release their first bareback scene. Although Mindgeek produces the content for Bromo, which now only films raw sex, MEN.com has always featured performers wearing condoms. But on February 15, MEN.com is not only releasing its first bareback scene, but it's William Seed's first time bottoming since he joined the studio nearly a year ago.

Hung Young Brit is an amateur porn star made famous through his videos on a popular tube site. He says that one of his turn-ons is, "Meeting strangers and letting them dump one right up me with my mates filming." So he's turned that turn-on into a brand new gay porn site, but not only does he get into the action but sometimes he just stands behind the camera and films his friends fucking. He's debuting with 16 of his homemade videos and they look hot, come inside and see a sample of his latest release.

In an alternate universe, the guy showing off his ass while leaning on the hood of a car has secured a spokesperson job for the car company. Because everyone wants a car that encourages complete strangers with hot asses to expose themselves. And he has the perfect inspirational ass.

In our universe, he set the car alarm off and vamoosed right after the shot was taken. 

Also in our universe, the naked bicyclist with the massive cock is popular. Massively popular. He's earning new fans by the second.

Brian Bonds and Teddy Bryce head up an all-star cast in Naked Sword's new original series called Making Rent. Bonds calls his houseboy to give his kitchen a thorough cleaning, then Bond spies on the tattooed hunk working up a sweat. Bonds returns and offers Teddy three times his fee if he'll clean in the nude.