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Noir Male has two exciting scenes for us this week. The site usually updates once a week, but going forward they'll be releasing six scenes every month. So from now on, every first and third week will feature two scenes, one released on Wednesday and the second on Friday; meanwhile, weeks two and four will continue with the standard single release.

In the latest scene called Stepbrother Reunion, Jay Edge returns home from college for a break and his stepbrother, Colby Tucker, is excited to see him. They sit on the couch catching up, and among other things, Colby wants to know if his stepbrother has fucked any chicks, and more specifically if he fucked any girls in the ass. Jay says that he went a lot further than that. Colby is all ears.

"I let my roommate suck my cock," Jay says. "Your roommate is a dude, right?" Colby says, then asks, "How was that?" Jay says that it would be easier just to show him. 

Can you spot the unique activity one of these pairs of guys is doing? I've given it away already but let's still play. Could it be cocksucking couple number one?

Their behavior seems to have a similarity with that of Al Parker sucking a cock through chaps. Minus the chaps. 

Then the guys at the bottom, while not exactly in the moment of cocksucking are right about to partake. So they don't count either.

So that leaves the guy listening to the other guy's ass. Because ass listening with a stethoscope is they way all reputable medical schools teach people to listen to asses. The sound is surprisingly similar to what one experiences when holding a large conch shell up to one's ear. A sustained, breathy whoosh.

When a well-established porn star debuts on Cocky Boys, it's generally a sign that their porn career is winding down. Many of the Falcon / Raging Stallion exclusives made their way to the site for one last gasp before they disappear into Pornland's sunset. Boomer Banks and Sean Zevran come to mind, but there have been others, too, like Logan Moore, Jimmy Durano, and Arad Winwin. Now, it looks like it's Brandon Cody's turn. He's appearing in his first Cocky Boys scene and he's fucking Carter Dane. And this begs the question: is Brandon Cody's porn career on life support?

It's important to find humor where you can. At the moment, for me that's the fact that a third of the naked guys in front of the green "Headfirst Travel New Zealand" truck are attempting to cling to their dignity by covering their cocks with their non-masturbating, cupped hands.

Possibly they started off just going with the flow, thinking they'd be fully into this promotional gig. Until the weather got chilly and a reporter started asking questions. So much for male bravado.

I also wonder what would happen next if someone stopped to attempt to pick up the naked hitchhiker. Not that getting in a stranger's vehicle is wise, admirable behavior, but hitching without hitching is pure artifice. Though I'm pro-artifice when it comes to him. And if anyone else is and would stop for him on the road, make him feel welcome (and your car seat less soiled) by having a fresh towel at the ready. His ass will thank you.

I don't get the appeal of Johnny Rapid. I never did. Okay, not entirely true. I can see that he's boyishly cute and looks young, but I don't get an appeal so massive that MEN.com has cast him in 204 videos. And believe men, Mindgeek (MEN's parent company) is a machine, they've got people looking at every click surfers and members make, so if a guy isn't selling, he doesn't stay on the site for long. So it's clear that Johnny Rapid sells.

After a five-month production hiatus, Johnny Rapid is back at MEN.com for what appears to be another round of filming. In Cum to Life, Rapid is originally cast as an action figure that JJ Knight receives in the mail. (Knight is another one whose appeal I don't get; he's got a big dick, so what.) And you guessed it, after Knight sets the diminutive Rapid on his coffee table, the figure first starts talking, then comes to life and Knight fucks him.

Tonight's Boyfriend is a new site that asks: What if you could have a new boyfriend every night? If you've got the money, you can. Max Adonis plays a lonely executive in town for a business meeting and he hires Casey Everett to spend the evening in his hotel room. Jaxton Wheeler is looking to be Dante Colle's sugar daddy, but he wants to see what the escort has to offer first.

But the most exciting video so far sees Nick Fitt let himself into the hotel room, as he's been instructed. He sees a trail of money of the floor, then he sees Jack Vidra sitting across the room. "Get on your hands and knees and crawl towards me, you can pick up the money on your way," Jack says. By the time Nick arrives between his client's leg, Jack has unzipped and he's stroking his stiff cock.

Hot House shocked a lot of us in Pornland when they releases their first ever bareback DVD back in September. Hot House Sports Network: Exposed wrapped up two weeks ago and now the studio is following up with their second bareback series called Hit the Mats. 

In the first episode, wrestling coach Alex Mecum is showing Jacob Peterson some moves on the mat. Things get heated and their clothes come off and the coach pins his wrestler's shoulders to the mat and drills his hole.

This group of guys from different porn eras is just a small snapshot but what you can tell is that looks in porn can reflect the styles of the times. A photo's era may become progressively more difficult to differentiate though as there can only be so many pixels per inch that our eyes can perceive. So photo graininess isn't a clue.

Now if photos in the future, and computer screens, are all three dimensional (digital dick in your face, anyone?), then we'll all know when that shift happened and photos taken with that method. But even once we're in that era, hairstyles can be a clue. As can the style of a particular studio. Or if the guy is slathered in stage makeup and lip gloss, or even if he's Photoshopped to seductive oblivion.

For the record, I don't care if the guy is Photoshopped the same way I don't care if Britney Spears sings live. Some things are not at their best when they're real.

I'm not thrilled with this week's update on Guys in Sweatpants. It features porn star Paris Pierce. Meh. I don't have anything in particular against Paris, although admittedly he's not my cup of tea. I've been a fan of GIS because it features mostly amateurs, first-timers, or up-and-comers and tends to stay away from porn stars. But there have been a few like Trevor Laster, JJ Knight, Brandon Evans, and others. Still, I've always felt that GIS's strongest point is the cast of fresh faces and cocks that haven't been plastered all over Pornland.

As kinks go, I'm not talking about folks who don't care about cock size. I mean attraction to small dicks because they're small. Sometimes a big cock going along for the visual ride is important for comparison's sake.

And, if this is a part of the kink, then also for humiliation's sake. Possibly this was formed by some innate kink or some spontaneous kink creation from being teased in the locker room. Meanwhile, some folks have zero humiliation factor and they just are what they are.

And some folks are what they are because of the deleterious effects of steroids. Though a stereotype about bodybuilders at least some of that is due to the size a cock will seem when it's flanked by giant muscular thighs. And possibly a self-selection in which small-dicked guys compensate for a condition they perceive as not good enough.

Or little cocks are just the right mix of cute and sexy, especially when they blast out full or oversized loads.

I know I should be focused on all the big, thick cock happening here. But I can't stop looking at the mutton chops. They are such a choice, more common at the time, but still a style stand out. But they do have a practical purpose.

When a guy shot all over his face, the mutton chops could stop some of the load from dripping onto the ugly shag carpeting or ugly bedspread or ugly couch. So really, those mutton chops are doing important work in this situation. I'm sure that's why many professional wrestlers sport mutton chops even today. Very practical when you're cocksucking your way to the top.

Now if my eyes stray from the mutton chops, I do see some timeless, classic cock here. Long, thick cock on handsome, fit guys. Some of these fellas even qualify as sultry. This is a good thing.

This week Twinks in Shorts released a scene featuring gay porn star Denis Reed who was killed in May 2016 in a motorcycle accident. Reed was 31 years old. I don't know about you, but it always seems weird to me, maybe even a little distasteful, when a studio releases videos of performers who have passed away. I'm not sure why I shudder over this because Hollywood does it all the time. Apparently there are enough unpublished Michael Jackson songs in the vault to keep his grandchildren stocked in tunes -- and revenue -- for years to come. But I even find that creepy.

Do you remember Joe Parker? He was a sexy furball who appeared in Pornland for a couple of years earlier in this decade, then he just quietly disappeared. This week Parker has filmed his second comeback scene with Bait Buddies; he made his debut on the site back in September, which was his first scene in five years. He plays the gay bait and it's his job to see how far straight Latino guy Jacob will go when it comes to guy-on-guy sex.

As usual, Caruso, the producer, breaks the news to the guys that the girl who they were supposed to fuck couldn't make it, but Parker already knows this. However, there's still a way they can save the shoot and make some cash. Jacob says he isn't interested in sucking Parker's dick; however, when the producer offers double the money, not only is Jacob giving Joe head, but he's bending over and taking it up the butt.

When crafting your résumé, remember that action verbs are important. Jacking is an action verb so you should work it in. Like "Highly experienced at jacking under tight deadlines for large groups" or "Recognized with a silver medal in the West Tallahassee Professional Jacking Championships" (which is most effective if your potential supervisor is the gold medal winner.

Posing is also an important skill, like flexing your muscles while at the refrigerator or during a presentation to a potential client. This is best done shirtless in dramatic lighting. I said action verbs didn't I?

As for sucking, you need to be careful to be clear you're talking about sucking cock, not sucking at something. So "Excellent at sucking cock while taking minutes at a board meeting" is a yes. But "Sucking at making cock bored for minutes at a meeting" is a no.

I've been a fan of Family Dick ever since the site debuted in Pornland in September 2017. It's scenes have always snuggled up to the line, even hugged it, but never crossed it. I've found their scenarios titillating, exciting, and of course, dirty. They often feel like we're watching something we shouldn't. So what's the problem?

This week in Do You Measure Up? porn performer Wesley Woods is making his debut on Family Dick. I don't have a problem with Woods per se, but one of Family Dick's strengths has always been that the guys they cast in their scenes are largely newcomers, second-stringers, or guys who are just making a name for themselves. Their lack of notoriety helps sell the scene because I don't have to imagine that Wesley Woods is someone's stepbrother.

I'm forever hitting up the marketing guy of Family Dick's marketing company and asking, "Who's that dark-haired guy in the latest scene?" And he invariably says, "I don't know, he's new. I don't even think he has a name yet." That's what makes Family Dick hot for me -- underexposed men and virtual unknowns.