Our story began at the underwear rack at Lord & Taylor in Boston's Back Bay. Shopping for undies I chanced upon a handsome married-to-a-woman newbie shopper from suburbia named Mark. We struck up a conversation, which led to a drink at a bar, which led to much more.
Disappointed by an expensive haircut our narrator got that's lopsided and wrong for him, he finds a new barber to straighten out the mess. That leads to a home visit by the new guy.