Dude order pizza but when it arrives he discovers his wallet is at his buddies after paying last night for dinner during a card game. When he can't come up with the money the driver insists on him taking out his cock for payment.
Guys has a hard week and that Friday he heads over to the local pub to have drink and chill.
While over there he become fascinated with his servers cross and ass.
Guy's kitcen disposal stops working, thus he calls the number a buddy gave him from work. When they plumber comes out he changes the disposal, checks his house pipes and the ones not in his house very thoughly.
Recent college graduate comes home is bored, finds a house vacuum and attempts to give himself a blowjob but fails because his dick is too big soft. Thus he now looks for Shop-Vac and he gets more then he bargained more.
Two college guys have a hard time finding a job and the only thing their able to land is being helping hands on farm.. It gets hot after milking the cows when one of guys wants to milk the other with cow milker.
Guy recently get's his Scout Badge in boyscouts and after that goes on his first trip and learns about cock first hand from his patrol leader who assigns him to the same text.