First came Discard from Shakespeare's Worktable.
Then, these rhyming responses:
I.
I'faith now Master Cooper you speak well
And fully do describe what did befall
That I and Cutie Cousin, as we say,
Did full enjoy the sweats of youth today
Beneath the bridge where sighs do often sound!
A pity that you were not there around.
We lacked your prick of fire that often smokes
It is so fast applied. Your steely weapon
Outward from its scabbard drawn withall
And readily applied with master’s skill.
Avaunt ye older men! I’m with the boys
Who rise up when they hear my clarion call!
They fall upon my sword in Anthony’s way
And cry with joy to do’t. Have your way
With them O master ploughman, share your share
When e’er you see them o'er the barrel there.
I’m for a softer bed where wild flowers grow
And rimming tongues make wider gates of love.
Come, cum with me and Cupid’s finger make
Then enter full since I’m for you to take.
II.
O poet mine, o poet dear,
Your lines of verse, do bring good cheer.
We must in life be young at heart
and hear love's call, whate’er our art.
Find we must a lover young
who with lips, and fingers, mouth and tongue,
will show us love of joyful state
but inexperienced love to date.
We of age shall return him love
in time, in place, from heav’n above.
And he will throb and he will sing
of ecstasy that makes walls ring.
III.
FORSOOTH MY LOVE
Forsooth my love, ’tis o’re a cooper’s barrel
I bend not thy buttocks but thy bollocks sure
For in thy taint mine tongue can sing a carol
’Til in thy faint and moan most pure
Pre-cum pre-cum at length will shine
So clear so silver fresh from the mine
That to mine lips so parched and dry
Grant sweets so tempting that I cry
And swallow up thy orbs and taste
That very sap of youth I cannot waste!
