Without a doubt she is an A #1 Bitch. I concluded this about Anna the bride-to-be about an hour after meeting her. A bitch. A Karen in the making. While beautiful, in that blond Disney ice queen fashion, after watching her belittle and berate her fiance throughout the "Out of Town Guest" dinner I was now determined to be the fly in her wedding ointment.
Earlier after my "massage" session with the "straight", sexy, romanesque boy god Jason, I went back to the bar but my friend had left. Checking my phone I noticed a few missed texts from her, the last a statement she was going to nap before dressing for dinner. Back in my room I lay on the bed in my boxers rubbing my beard then smelling my hands to inhale the sweet odor of Jasons boy hole. The hole I had devoured less than 30 minutes prior. I dozed off, my hand still on my face until awakened by the sound of my phone ringing.
Fumbling for the phone I placed it on speaker and the voice of my female friend blared out.
"So you are alive. Listen Alex you said you were up for acting as my SO for this thing. I didn't expect you to walk off with the first handsome guy who crossed your path!"
"I'm sorry dear" I mumbled rubbing the sleep out of my eyes which caused me to inhale yet another whiff of Jasons' scent.
"You're forgiven but honestly try and keep it in your pants love." Lowering her voice she breathed "By the way who was that young man? He was gorgeous."
"Just one of the many grooms here this weekend. I swear this place is a wedding factory. There are like 4 weddings this weekend alone"
She cackled "Well you better hope he's not my cousin's finance or there will hell to pay. Please tell me you didn't sleep with him?
Pulling my best Bill Clinton impression I replied "I did not have sexual relations with that man!" Hey, it worked for old Slick Willy, and since I didn't take him in the biblical sense I felt my white lie justified.
"Ok Sugar" she chuckled "Just keep your pecker in your pants. Cocktails at 7. Meet me in the lobby at 6:50. Do not be late or I'm making you pay for your half of the cost of this god-forsaken weekend" Bloop. She had hung up.
I reluctantly showered, knowing it would remove the last traces of Jasons' scent from my face and hands, shaved, dressed, and was waiting promptly on time in the lobby as my friend exited the elevator. Kissing her cheek, we linked arms and both said "Into Battle " at the same time. Laughing we walked to find the private dining room where the dinner was taking place.
The next 45 minutes were a blur of introductions, forced laughter, drink & hours d'ouvere grabbing from any available waiter that walked by. Being on my best straight date behavior I made sure I didn't check out the male waiter's asses, even though they were all clearly college students and prime beef could've been on the menu. Oh well, Duty called I sighed internally.
Shortly before we all were shown to our assigned seats I heard a few female shrieks of joy and turning saw people bunched around a couple near the entrance.
"The happy couple." my friend whispered. "Guess they wanted to make an entrance."
Putting her hand through my arm she started leading me over to the group where happy reunions and introductions were happening, to show me off I assume. I would have been just as happy to have not been made to do this but again Duty called.
Pushing through the crowd my date called "Anna. Anna! It's me. Cousin *****. So happy I could be here for your big day. This is my boyfriend Alex." She reached in for a hug only to be brought up short by Anna the happy bride.
"Sorry **** I don't want my makeup to smear," Anna said through clenched teeth. The smile I could see was fake. Anna was anything but a carefree bride.
"Nice to meet you, Alex. I am so happy **** finally found someone after that unfortunate ugly divorce she went through" with her emphasis on finally.
OK, Strike 2 Bitch I thought.
Turning Anna grabbed the sleeve of the man just behind her and said
"Honey this is my cousin ***** from NYC and her boyfriend Alex. Honey? Honey? Jason!" Said Anna, practically snarling the name.
As he turned to face us my heart raced, my stomach sank and my cock started to rise.
Oh, Fuck Alex! You're not in Kansas anymore. I groaned internally.
Luckily Jasons' attention was focused on my "date" and he hadn't registered my name yet. My head was full of the Clash song "Should I stay or should I go now? If I stay there will be trouble. If I go there will be double " Think Alex. Think!
Reaching out I grabbed Jasons' hand and said "Jason! What a surprise. I had no idea you were the groom at this wedding. Isn't that funny."
Realizing I had to somehow take the focus off Jason who stood there, the blush I thought so cute and telling earlier rising up his neck, his face stricken with that same scream or cry look I had seen earlier. I turned to Anna and grabbing her arm launched into an elaborate retelling of mine and Jason's meet-cute earlier, minus some not so minor details, hoping to give Jason time to recover.
Luckily my date had Jason cornered and began pumping him for the details on how they met, how he proposed etc. I guess having to answer all these benign questions women love to ask helped clear his head because I could see the blush fading from his cheeks and light coming back into his eyes.
Phew Ok Alex I thought, now just get through the next four hours and all will be right with the world.
The waiters starting shooing everyone to their seats. Luckily ours were not front and center since we weren't considered "immediate " family. We sat and the first course was served. Head clearing from the adrenaline rush I signaled the waiter for another drink and lost myself in small talk with the people around me until my stomach and cock both settled down.
Glancing around I could see there were thin mirrors on the walls planted around the room. As luck would have it one gave me a perfect view of the "Happy Couple" seated in the place of honor front & center. I began to notice Jason's attention wandering, correction, sweeping the room whenever Anna was not furiously whispering in his ear. On one sweep his eyes met mine in the mirror. Without thinking I winked.
Bullseye! The blush once again rose up his neck to his cheeks, visible even in the somewhat dim lighting. Jason must have known he was blushing because his head lowered slightly but if I was not mistaken a ghost of a smile was playing on his lips. The first true one I had seen there all night.
Before the main course was served Anna & Jason stood for a welcoming speech. Jason said a few words then it was Anna's turn.
"As you can see Jason is a man of little words. Hehe oh sorry few words I meant. Sorry Babe.".....My teeth were on edge.
"So I guess it leaves me to welcome you all to my special event. ".... Hmm "My" special event not "Our" special event, my hands were now clenched
"I hope everyone leaves here as happy as I know Jason is going to make me" ....me me me Hmm Ok bitch I think we have strike 3. 3 and you're out!
Keeping my attention on Jason via the mirror, while still staying engaged in the chit-chat around me I waited for him to excuse himself and head to the men's room. Jumping up I followed him as close as I could without spooking him. I spotted a darkened coat check room just before the bathroom. Hustling to catch up to him I grabbed his muscled bicep and pulled him into the empty room, closing the door. The light coming thru the door crack was enough for him to make out my face and he gasped loudly. Placing my hand softly over his mouth I told him I just wanted to talk to him to make sure he is Ok. He nodded and I lowered my hand.
"Look Jason I just wanted to tell you what happened today is our little secret Ok?" I said "I don't want you freaking out that I am going to out you or anything. Just be cool and nobody will ever know." Gazing into his handsome face, backlit by what little light we had, I couldn't gauge his reaction.
"But I'll still know." he murmured "I'll always know what happened."
My hand moved to his caress his cheek at those words.
"Hey, Jason it's Ok. Your not the first guy to discover he likes other men, granted usually not this close to their weddings, but it'll be fine" I said softly.
Without realizing it I had moved my hands down Jason's chiseled chest to his plump firm pecs, my fingers playing with his rock-hard nipples through his dress shirt. Suddenly without a word Jason's hands grabbed my head and his mouth was on mine. My cock rose to instant full attention, my hands leaving his nipples to snake around to his rock-hard ass, pushing my raging cock against his also massive erection. As quickly as we kissed we pulled apart, staring at each other, our eyes now adjusted to the darkness. Without a word, we both started fumbling with each other's belts trying to get free of our restraints. Suddenly my dick was free and Jason knelt before me and engulfed my cockhead into his mouth, swirling his tongue around it before putting as much of my 8 inches he could fit into his mouth. I moaned as his head began bobbing up and down, up and down, my precum leaking into his warm inviting mouth.
With no plans on leaving the room without fucking this muscle-bound god I wet a finger and bent down, slipping it deep inside his tight hairy ass ring. Jason moaned on my cock as I breached his ass walls. I began finger fucking him, opening him up as quickly as I could. Once it was ready I pulled him up, planted a last kiss on his lips, and spun him around. Grabbing my cock, coated wet with his spit, I located the promised land opening and begin pressing my fat cockhead into this virgin god's fuck hole.
A moan began to emerge from deep within Jason's chest which I quickly muffled with one hand. With the other, I grasped his hip and thrust my cock balls deep into his tight ass. His ring contracting and expanding around my dick, flexing and throbbing at the new sensations being thrown it. Jasons moans were getting faster and louder so I shoved fingers into his mouth to give his tongue something to play with. I then began to fuck him slow and deep. As my thrusts increased Jason began matching them with his own, slamming his ass down on all 8 inches of my cock.
Even in the middle of this, my mind said "Man this boy was bred to be fucked. Now he's gonna be fucked to be bred! "
Like 2 animals in heat, we slammed against each other with one goal. Getting my load into Jason's ass. I doubt we would have stopped if the entire dinner party opened the door and saw us.
Pumping harder and harder knowing I was close I leaned over and whispered in his ear.
"Are you ready for it son? Daddy wants to give it to you. " Jason nodded his head his tongue still sucking my fingers.
"Are you sure slut?" I said using my Alpha Daddy voice. Jason's head nodded furiously up and down in agreement, his tongue lapping at my fingers filling his mouth.
"OK boy get ready for daddy's seed" I snarled. Jason squeezed his ring tightly around my cock as soon as the words left my mouth. Within seconds I was gushing hot streams of cum into his no longer virgin and no longer straight man pussy.
Moaning Jason slumped against the door his muscled arms holding us both up as his hole continued squeezing, trying to milk my cock dry. Panting I lay my chest onto his broad back enjoying the sensation of his hole around my slowly softening cock. Our breaths began to slow and synchronize until finally my cock softened enough to slip out of him.
Placing a hand onto his just fucked hole I gathered as much of my seed as I could and lifted it to his lips. His mouth began greedily licking from them so I repeated it until his hole was drained of my load.
Spinning him around I pressed him against the door and invaded his mouth with my tongue. Tasting my cock and cum on his lips made kissing this god even sweeter.
All at once, I felt him stiffen in my arms, his eyes wide with terror.
"Jason? Jason? JAASON? Has anybody seen Jason? Where is that idiot?" The voice of Anna B(itch) could be heard.
Feeling Jason begin to swoon I said sharply but quietly.
"Listen to me. Jason listen! I'll go out and distract her. You slip into the men's room and get cleaned up. OK? Jason nod yes if you understand?" Jason's head nodded. I breathed a sigh of relief, quickly got my shirt, pants, and jacket in order, kissed Jason once more deeply then whispered in his ear "If you marry her I will hunt you down and kick your ass" and slipped out the door.
Anna was across the foyer still calling Jason's name. I quickly ran up to her and said. "Anna I think someone from the hotel grabbed him to talk about the rehearsal tomorrow. They went this way I think. Let me take you." grabbing her elbow I led her further away from the cloakroom.
"Oh thank you, Alex. He better not be screwing up my rehearsal" Lovely I thought.
As we began walking she sniffed a few times and said "What's that smell on you? Did you go out and sneak something I don't want to know about"
Oh, Bitch if only you knew! I thought leading her away from the scene of the crime.
To be continued.
