When I was 18, my uncle Col – short for Colombo – started coming round our house fairly often. Ostensibly he was lending a hand to my dad and me with the remodel of our basement. We were putting in a new bathroom with shower so I could eventually move down there and away from my kid brother Kevin who annoyed the hell out of me. I had to time my long jerk-off sessions to when he was in band practice or at soccer. Every weekend Col showed up Saturday morning and helped himself to a steaming cup of coffee and whatever breakfast we were all having. I could tell my mom wasn’t thrilled about his presence – Col tended to be loud and boisterous and he cracked lame jokes. He also seemed to forget to wear deodorant and sweated a lot which I liked but I heard my mom complaining to dad, “your brother stinks like a barnyard – tell him to buy some Lifeguard for God’s sake!” Dad just rolled his eyes and shrugged. Unlike Col, Dad was quiet and introspective. I also overheard dad telling mom that Col and his wife, Aunt Debbie were having “issues” and he was sleeping on the couch. No wonder he was at our house so much.
I had no issues with Uncle Col helping us – I’d had a crush on him since I started growing pubic hair and realized my dick got hard for the other boys in my clas. I hardly noticed the girls. He was 6’3” tall and still in decent shape but had a prominent beer gut and a big Sicilian ass that made my mouth water. I dreamed of burying my face in his hairy haunch. Thanks to watching episodes of “Survivor” with my parents I figured out I really liked mature men with body hair. I would put a pillow in my lap to hide my hard-ons when really hot guys on the show wore only underwear that was frequently wet and outlined their swinging dicks.
While we worked on the basement bath, Uncle Col would often remove his shirt since it was so hot in there in August and we only had a window AC unit. I loved it when he smiled at me and patted my shoulder. “Hey Mikey you should take your shirt off – don’t be stuffy like your dad here!” Dad gave him the finger and kept working but I stripped off my t-shirt in a flash. Col put his arm around my shoulders and I could smell his pungent BO; he was coated in sweat. I got instantly hard as I breathed in his manly aroma. He smiled down at me as I briefly put my head on his slick shoulder while my dad’s back was turned. Col’s hand seemed to brush my ass cheeks before he let me go.
Col had a lot of black curly hair on his chest and back and the forest continued down his arms. The strip of black hair went down his belly and below the waistline of his khaki shorts. Damn I wanted to see it all – we’d been swimming and hiking and although Col got naked to change, he always turned his back to us so I only saw his big fuzzy ass which provided me plenty of spunk material. Sweat had dripped down his back and into that tantalizing butt crack. God I wanted to lick the sweat off his ass.
That afternoon, it seemed like every time I paused in nailing drywall and looked up, Col was looking right at me. I swear once he even appeared to lick his lips. I flushed bright red and quickly went back to work. Stealing glances at him I think I saw a lump in his khaki crotch that hadn’t been there before which of course got me hard. Col seemed to notice and gave me a knowing smile, almost a leer. My head was exploding with lust and the heat was making me crazy as my whole body was like a sweaty erection.
Suddenly my dad announced he needed to dash over to Home Depot to get some plumbing parts. Once we heard the car start, Col said he needed to piss. Since the new toilet wasn’t installed yet we had all been using the shower drain to piss – it was just us guys. Col and dad had always been demure while pissing and turned their backs to the others but now Col went over and unzipped while facing me. I tried not to look as he fished out his fat uncut Italian salami of a dick. He fingered the head and piss hole as he skinned back that amazing dangling foreskin and came up with a glistening drop of sticky precum. I could see it on his finger as he popped it into his mouth with a sneer. “Damn that’s good!” Col proclaimed while I tried not to squirm with my hard dick trapped inside my shorts. “You ever taste yours, Mikey?” I just shook my head no. “Come over here Mikey and let’s piss together, you know, cross swords. Just like your dad and me did as kids.” “What??? You and dad pissed together?” “Hell yeah and let me tell you, your dad has quite a strong stream. He could put me to shame!” Col laughed and his belly shook. I could hardly wrap my head around the thought of Uncle Col and dad standing naked together and pissing – it was too much goodness.
“Don’t be shy Mikey, I’ve seen you naked all your life. It’s just us guys, nobody will know.” My mom was out shopping and Kevin was God knows where so it seemed safe to step over next to Col still trying not to stare at that fat cock. As soon I was there I got a whiff of his dick and damn it smelled ripe and musky, maybe even a bit of smegma. Sure enough Col looked right at me as he skinned back his foreskin and I could see white flecks and the aroma was so fucking sexy. He was getting hard and was leering at me while I fumbled with my belt and zipper before finally getting my pants open. My rock hard dick was trapped by my underwear and I felt shy about unleashing it – I wasn’t as big as my uncle and didn’t want him to ridicule me. “Go ahead Mikey, it’s okay” said my uncle softly. He reached over and put a hand on my naked shoulder. “Listen I’ll go first, why don’t you hold my dick for me and aim the piss into the drain. Nice and neat.” I gulped and looked up at him – Col’s beautiful brown eyes were shining and looked at me like I was a delicious snack cake. I wanted to reach up and kiss his full red lips. “Are you sure it’s okay, Uncle Col? I mean what if someone sees us?” “Ain’t nobody here kid but us two men who both seem to be enjoying ourselves. I can tell your cock is hard as stone so take it out and give it some air and help me with mine.”
I fumbled with the button on my fly and unzipped; my shorts dropped down my slender muscular thighs and hit the floor. My dick bulged in navy boxers and the head started to poke out the fly, the head glistening with precum. “Wow your dad and mom cut you, wonder why they did that when your dad, me and your Uncle Sal are all uncut?” I was beet red and shrugged – I had no idea, it just was. “But you have a beautiful long cock son and it’s great to see it at full mast. Let your Uncle Col have a taste.” He reached over and swabbed a dab of precum from my dick and popped it into his mouth. “Sweet! Now try mine!” Col’s was streaming out of his pee hole and dribbling onto the floor. I tentatively reached over and got a big gob of it on my fingertip. “Go ahead, Mikey. Taste your uncle.” He said gently, quietly. I licked it up like candy and damn it was delicious! “Pull your shorts down, Mikey, and take ahold of my dick while I piss. Help me aim.” I did as directed and soon a strong yellow stream started shooting out of Uncle Col’s penis into the shower drain on the floor. I decided to be bold and put my finger into his piss stream and it sprayed all over. “Whoa Mikey whatcha doing?” Col laughed. “You wanna play with my piss? Go ahead boy, do it. Anything you want, this is our secret.” I cupped my hand and let his warm yellow piss run over my palm. Col’s eyes were shining and he had a sexy nasty smile so I decided, what the fuck? And I licked up his piss from my hand. “Wow Mike you are a hot little piggy, aren’t you? If you want, get down and drink from the tap.” Col’s dick was hard but he was still able to piss, now it was a big arc of steaming golden urine. I got down and let the piss run over my face and head and opened my mouth to gulp the bitter brew – but I fucking loved it. “Yeah Mikey that’s it, enjoy my piss. Maybe your uncle will want to taste yours too. We’re a couple of pigs in a piss trough!” Col laughed and it made me even bolder. I started licking up and down his cock and licked his pissy balls as his stream faltered. I got the last of the piss and swished it around in my mouth. Feeling like a different man, I stood up and started to reach up for Uncle Col’s neck to pull him down in a kiss. At first he hesitated but lust got the better of him and he let me do it. I opened my mouth and drove my tongue and his hot piss into Uncle Col’s mouth. We really went at it and sucked each other’s tongues. Suddenly my cock started spurting cum just from kissing and rubbing up against Col’s pant leg, my cum went all over but Col reached out and started sucking my dick and taking the rest of the cum – there was so much! “Lick it off my pants, Mikey, clean me up” he commanded and so I did but then I went into for another open mouth kiss and we swapped my cum back and forth.
Col had to hold me up since the force of my orgasm buckled my knees – we were both panting heavily and suddenly realized we’d heard the garage door open. I grabbed a bottle of water and poured it over my head and let it clean the floor. We both zipped up as we heard my dad coming down the stairs. “Got the part!” he shouted as he entered the basement. “Damn it smells like a broken urinal in here, did you guys miss the drain?” Col laughed and scoffed at my dad. “No we both were drinking so much water and Coke we had to piss like horses. You remember what that’s like, right Gio? Or are you too old to piss hard now?” Col taunted. My dad gave him a funny look and just shook his head. “The sooner we get the toilet installed the better” was all he said.
A while later Col offered to go get us lunch – “Mike and I will run get sandwiches and pick up the tile.” My dad nodded. “Okay get me a roast beef with provolone and extra onions” dad yelled. “Jeez Gio you’re gonna be sleeping on the couch too with that many onions”. Dad just smiled “Sorry brother I never sleep on the couch – Gina would be cold without me”. I rolled my eyes. As we headed up the stairs I told uncle Col I needed to use the bathroom before we left. He touched my shoulder and shook his head while putting a finger in his mouth. I got the picture and started getting aroused again. We went into the backyard in a private spot and Col got down on his knees. I unzipped and pulled out my semi-hard cock and began pissing all over him. He sputtered and gulped as he wrapped his thick pink lips around my dick head. So much piss foamed in his mouth it started to leak out despite Col’s best efforts to drink it down. His shirt was a mess so we needed to deal with that but as I finished pissing I leaned over and kissed him hard. This time he didn’t resist and our tongues really wrestled inside his mouth and I got to taste my own sweet piss. He grabbed my dick and stroke and started to blow off again and Col gulped down my hot creamy cum. “Damn Mikey you are really horned up today” Col smiled with his cum coated lips. I licked my own sperm off his face and kissed him again. “Mikey we gotta find a way to be together for a whole day and night – we have lots to explore!” Col whispered. “I need to taste my nephew’s butthole next and you will have rim me too”. “Yes uncle Col but how can we do that?” “I’ll think of something but let’s get going.” “Your shirt is soaked with piss!” “Nothing to be done – I’ll drive with the windows down. People will think it’s sweat.” I didn’t mind the smell – it turned me on. But everything about uncle Col did – I couldn’t wait to have him taste my ass and get to lick his. Maybe he’d fuck me and take my cherry.
Once in the car, uncle Col slipped a hand down the back of my shorts and started gently fingering my moist tender virgin butthole. I moaned and squired with his thick finger inside. He pulled it out and sniffed his finger and then licked it clean. “Aaah that’s real boy butthole” he smirked. He re-inserted his finger in my ass and then brought it up to my nose. “You every sniff your own butt, Mike? It’s like fine wine – the best. I had done that but I sniffed it again – I wasn’t very clean but I liked my earthy stinky aroma and licked his finger. Col started squirming in his seat and I could see he was hard. “I gotta pull over Mikey. Just for a minute. I’m too turned on to drive.” He pulled the car behind a deserted dentist office and we parked out of sight from the street. “Mike pull down your shorts and stick your head out the window. I can’t wait, I need to taste your butthole”. I did as he asked. First I felt his nose in my butt crack sniffing up and down. I had a smattering of hair in my crack and surrounding my hole. Col licked the hairs and sniffed all around my hole before he lightly licked my anus. I moaned and so he licked harder. He ran his long wet tongue all around the edge of my ass. “You smell and taste fucking amazing Mikey!” He drove his tongue deep in my ass. I reached back and pulled my cheeks apart giving him better access. Col’s hairy face was literally smashed against my ass as he ate and ate my asshole like his last supper. He started sucking on my asslips getting all the juices out while jerking his own dick. “Don’t cum uncle Col I called out, I want your cum”. “Get ready Mikey I’m gonna blow”. I pulled my ass off my uncle’s scratchy beareded face and turned around diving onto his cock just in time as his cum started shooting out, spurt after spurt into my mouth. It was so nutty and tasty I couldn’t get enough. I looked up at my sexy uncle with a mouthful of his cum and reached up and made him kiss me, our tongues coated with sperm.
“Mikey that was amazing – I could spend the whole day with my face in your ass. Can’t wait until we do that again, maybe you’d let your old uncle fuck you too?” “It’s a date uncle Col- it’s time I lost my virginity.” Col started the car with a big smile on his face.
