I'm Joe, a gay investigative reporter here in Fort Lauderdale. Prosti-Test just opened up here in Florida, and I've going undercover to check it out. A totally free prostate test seems to good to be true. It might be a scam.
Prosti-Test says you have to be 21.
And only large cocks have to be tested, as apparently, small cocks rarely get prostate cancer-(something to do with Testosterone levels). And they rely on on senior Gay volunteers, 50 and up, to do the testing. I'm 50 so got in the first training class.
We all were given white lab coats and it was a brief orintation-basically they teach by the immersion method- they sit you down, the first volunteer steps up you do the extraction. Then place the seminal fluid from your mouth into the specimen jar and go on to the next extraction. You work for an hour, and a new volunteer then takes your place.
There are many small cubicles with round holes in the wall-called Test Hole #1,Test Hole #2..etc.... It's very well thought out.
We have a volunteer supervisor, Joel, who helps out with difficult cases such as any really huge cocks that resist giving a sample.
I sit down for my first extraction
Rolled up paperwork is shoved through the hole- it's for Mr. Ralph Jones, age 35 , married.
This is quickly followed by a large, hard 7" cock ,(with big balls), shoved into the examination hole. I manually examine the bulging cut cock, and balls, stroking it some with my hands. It immediately gets rock -hard.
I note on the incident form, size and length (and name), and then lean forward to do the extraction. A couple of deep sucks, some sucking around the head, and a warm,copious sample fills my mouth.
I drip some into the sample bottle, retaining some to keep my mouth moisterized,
(It tastes delicious also)-and then label the container with Mr. Jones' name.
The prostate testing service is free-but as explained to the customers- Masturbation doesn't give a reliable sample-only a deep orgasm by manual sucking provides the sample needed.
Married men apprently agree, as we have a line out the door, for this first day of operation.
The next cock is a thick 8" cut cock-
followed by a couple more fat 7" cut cocks. My volunteer one-hour shift is almost half over.
One of the men-(fat 8" cock number 4)- says through the #3 test hole, (my test hole)- 'Thank You'.
Then I have a problem-after the paperwork is pushed through the hole-a huge,
10 inch cock , 8" around, is shoved-hanging right in front of my mouth.
I panic- I've never sucked a monster like this. I'll try anyway, and can only get my lips around the large pink head of the monster Cock. 'Joel, I shout, Joel!'
Joel comes running , sees the monster cock and says, 'that's no problem!'.
'You have to use your hands to assist.'
He pulls my stretched mouth off the huge Cock head with a faint pop, and says- 'it goes like this.'
He sucks down on it himself. He has a larger mouth than me, and can suck an inch or two down the shaft. He uses both hands to stroke upward on the massive, throbbing piece of meat, as he sucks it-(and the gentle masturbation, plus the sucking, is like a miracle)- because, Boom!- the huge cock shoots a gusher of Cum.
I get a sample for the prostate test and Joel has sucked up about half the remaining Cum. He stands up puts my mouth down on the cock head and says, firmly, 'clean it up.' He walks off-( as there is another emergency involving a huge cock, further down the line).
I busily slurp and suck the Cock clean-and the Cock shoots another small load of Cum- which I quickly lap up.
The huge cock withdraws, and I hear a voice say through the hole- 'Thanks Buddy!'
The rest of the shift is easy-just regular, average 7" and 8 " cocks-and I get some nice samples of tasty Cum to to drink.
My replacement comes in, a nice looking gay guy, 55, and removes his dentures-ready for work. The next dick, a 7 incher is just sliding into his Test Hole.
'I had a really huge one to deal with today,' I say-'the supervisor had to help me.'
'Lucky you', the guy, Gary said-as he bent his head, and easily deepthroated the thick 7" cock in front of him.
'I'm exhausted, I haven't sucked so many Cocks in a long time.' I go home for lunch, and there's a line of 40-50 year old guys out the door of the clinic.
They have that harassed look of married men.
Other guys are leaving, zipping up as they walk out the door.
Many with relaxing smiles on their faces.
I was going to write an expose article, but this was too much fun. I'll probably come by once a week to help out. After all, keeping the male prostate healthy is a serious thing, and us Gays are there to help.
