Military readiness depends on healthy American Cocks.
I work for an obscure government agency-the Semenological Survey. Healthy male cocks means a healthy country-your taxes at work.
People often ask me is my work about earthquakes and I always nod, yes.
We are a secret agency, so let them think I'm a seismologists studying Earthquakes and volcanoes. My work does involve eruptions of a sort-just not the kind they're thinking of.
(Also, the taxpayers would be outraged at paying men to suck cock for a living.)
Every day I have to do a survey of young American Cocks for semen quality.
It's a hard business, but someone has to do it. Me and my all Gay organization fill this need.
I even sacrificed my teeth;(have dentures)- so to be the best at my job.
A typical day-I'm at work-and usally the gay staffers are in the large Executive bathroom blowing each other-warming up for the day's workload.
(I rarely partake, as I have a gay college student a home, (with a large cock), who I am helping financially to go to college.)
He's horny all the time, so I have practiced at home-swallowed a large load of sweet Cum for breakfast-and don't want to get involved with the frantic scene in the Executive bathroom.
It's the end of the month and I have to get 20 samples to fill my quota.
( 'No problemo', I think).
I'm in Orlando and just need to go to the small mall near the large state college in western Orlando.
It has bathrooms at the front of the store and way in the back of the store.
(College students learned long ago about the rear bathrooms.)
I get in my government-issued Hyundai, with my collection kit, and away I go.
The right-hand bathroom has the glory hole and in I go and settle down. I hear someone come in and put my finger up to the hole- and a long, fat, black cock with a large pink head comes through the hole.
This Baby must be 10 inches long-my first whopper of the day. My large toothless mouth can engulf the long cock, about two thirds of the way down.
I start sucking and licking, but this guy likes to fuck a mouth so I hold still and get a good mouth fuck, and then a large load of sweet college Cum.
I fill my sample bottle and happily swallow the rest of the cum. Someone else must have been waiting, because in seconds a very thick , 7" latino cock with big balls is shoved in the hole. It's swollen and throbbing.
I lick it and deepsuck it two, three times- and Bam!- get a gusher of Cum. Sample #2 is done and I relax.
After 10 minutes, I go out and get a Happy Burger and a drink at the nearby stand
('Man cannot not live by Cum alone, I think, as I drink my drink).
Back at the stall, I'm sitting down more no than a minute, when it's busy-and I get samples from a fat 6"cock and another 7"cock-both white, and a latino 8"cock.
Then there a lull of 10 minutes-and I hit the jackpot-it must be 11 inches long and 8 inches around-a tan Latino cock, or maybe Italian.
There's no way I can swallow that.
I try and I get about 3 inches down on the massive shaft. Then with some gentle hand massage up and down on the huge piece of meat-(and me sucking)-it throbs and gushes a huge load of Cum;(he also had huge hairy balls-a reason for the big load.).
I save my sample and lick and suck the still hard cock to clean it off, and Bam!-he shoots another big load.
Well, shooting two loads was aparently enough, and he pulls it out and leaves.
I'm exhausted. It's been a busy day.
I can get the rest of the samples at work-at the executive bathroom-and there's always, Tommy, my live-in college student for a sample.
I do my bit, and work hard every day to keeps America's Cocks healthy. Someone's got to do it.
