A Close shave
Pa wants a lift to Ames to see his drinking buddies, and shoot pool.
Me, I gotta get shaved er down below, for the next treatment in the quest to scratch my goddam itch.
Doc says to call Troys Barbershop in Ames. Troy says I gotta be there for 5:30 when the shop is closed, and to tap on the window.
I drop Pa off at Thumbs on West Street and park outside Troys. I tap on the window, well more of a bang, I don’t know my own strength. Troy open up all cross at the racket, then scans me up and down and smiles.
‘Doc sure delivers’,
he says, closes the door and pulls down the blinds.
‘What you here for boy?’,
‘Doc sent me’,
‘Oh yeah, is it the works?’,
He said staring at my predicament which has somehow roused itself from semi slumber.
I nod,
‘Is ten bucks ok?’,
‘Sure’ I said.
He went to the till and passed me $10 note. I was confused so I gave him a $20.
‘No dumbass, I’m paying you, now strip off’,
I dropped my bibber and out sprang my predicament,
‘My that’s a beauty’ Troy said whistling through his teeth,
‘here shuck off your bibber, and turn around, bend and separate your cheeks, I’m just assessing what needs doing, shaving and otherwise’,
He pushes me back in the barbers chair and pumps it high so my legs are swinging.
‘Jus’ like when I was a kid getting my hair cut’ I say,
‘Dumbass’ he mutters.
‘I gotta lubricate ya before I soap ya up, saves chafing, spread your legs wide son’,
That makes sense I thought, who needs a chafe, I got enough to worry about with my darn itch.
He plunges on my cock, deep, I’m in his throat as he tickles my balls with his tongue.
‘I’d be obliged if you didn’t make me shoot Troy, I’ve gotta save myself for Docs experiments, I’m being measured for an anal cavertee re-straint tomorrow’,
‘Dumbass’ he mutters. ‘You got the itch boy?’,
I nod,
‘Well my barbers pole will help with that after I’ve lubricated your nuts and taint and soaped that beauty up’,
Troy pulled off, my cock upright, slimy, he reached for the badger haired brush.
Pa’s got one so I knows that feeling of soaping up my bunghole, I’ve been trying jus’ anything to ease that itch. I jus’ smile when I see Pa soaping up his chin, knowing where that brush has tickled.
‘Swing up’ he said and I put my legs on his shoulders as he sniffed and licked up my crack,
‘Sorry mister but I didn’t have time for a shower, Pa had me working in the top field, clearing and raking’,
‘It’s just fine, I love the smell of an honest days work on a boy, and you’re a fine specimen if I may say so’,
I smiled and felt sorta proud of being respected.
I clean forgot what a pervy old man he is as he suckled on my nuts, sending tingles and a shudder through me as my cock spewed out its cock honey.
He soaped me up. Now its my turn to think where that brush has been.
Taking the cutthroat, and sharpening it on a leather belt, he parted my cheeks real wide, my skin so tight my pucker felt like it was a chinamans smile.
He drew the blade down and wiped it clean of soap and hairs on the back of his hand. Then another stroke, quick, deft, precise like Ma cutting cabbages on her patch.
He lifted my nuts up to do my taint, and squeezed my balls. He was almost groaning as he felt them in his cupped hand. My balls were soon clean of hairs, I could see them poking out of the soap suds on his hand.
I let my legs drop,
‘Now the main attraction. Crunch your abs, yea and the lower ones, yeah you got it, now hold still, very still’,
Now I reckoned this ain’t no time for casual conversation, with my future happiness in his hand. He went down the shaft with the cutthroat, like peeling a cucumber, my cucumber, the glint of steel fashed in my eyes as he wiped the soap off the blade,
‘Keep crunching, hard, harder’,
My belly was sucked in. He soaped up my pubes and my faint treasure trail to my belly button, and in 6 strokes it was gone.
He threw me a small paper towel,
‘Here wipe yourself around’,
I looked down at my cock, erect. Shoot, I thought I look like an obscene baby boy, Eddie won’t wanna suckle on this no more.
I threw the small towel in the bin.
‘OK, now to sort that itch’,
‘Oh yes please Troy it’s been gettin’ worse since I saw the cutthroat’,
Troy undid his apron and was naked. His dick was thick and long, very long. He spat and I assumed the position, he smeared me up and fell on straight in, as though he’d tripped on something.
‘Fuck that’s mighty tight’ he says as he barrels in and out.
‘Doc says I’ve to be clean for his tests’,
I plead above the noise of his squelching and balls slapping.
‘I sure knows that boy, that’s why you’re gonna suck it outta me when I’m closer, but for now jus’ enjoy the ride’,
I did. He grunted, pulled out and I swung around to see a spurt leave his cock slit like a slow motion touchdown on TV and I went cross eyed as it got closer and closer, I heard it splash against my face, and another, and another.
He was done. I took the paper towel outta the bin and wiped the cum offa my face.
He put on his apron,
‘Looks like you could do with a trim upstairs as well son.
I nodded,
‘That’s ten bucks’.
I gave him his $10 note back as he tidied up my hair as best he could. Cutting away, engaging in small talk,
‘How’s that big brother of yours, it’s Eddie, isn’t it?’
‘Yesiree I’m missing him badly’,
just talking of him brought on my itch,
‘Yeah Big Eddie’,
he looked sorta wistful in the mirror. I felt the scissors on my ear,
‘Hey watch out’, I said,
‘Sorry, that could’ve been mighty worse earlier’, and he let out a laugh.
I heard a tap at the door and a shout ‘Chris’,
I’m outta the cloak in into my bibber in a second
‘Coming Pa’,
‘G’bye Troy, thanks for the shave’, Pa looked quizzical,
‘I hope you didn’t pay for that son’,
said Pa, feeling at the few soft hairs on my chin.
‘Drive me home son, I’ve had a bellyful of beer and needs a sleep’.
I got Pa home, Ma was fussing around him, they went up to bed.
I drank the milk and cookies Ma always left out for me and I felt down my bibber to my 10 year old cock.
I imagined myself on the waterhole swing, naked, gripping on the rope for dear life as Eddie pushed me out over the water, his hands hot on my back before I plunged into the cool deep water. Then the feeling of Eddies cock in my mouth as we lay on the stone drying off, as he learned me to take it all in without gagging, he was so patient and kind, he even let me blow my nose on his T shirt if his cum ran out down my nose with my snot as he gagged me. Laughing at my red face and watery eyes.
I drove to Docs the next day. I’m called in. In the room was Doc Van Deist, Doc Crag and Doc Spangler. Jeez I thought these trials must be costing Uncle Sam a fortune.
‘Hey Doc Crag, I’m purty surprised to see ya here, but I guess a filling is a filling in whatever cavity, hey Doc?’,
My vocal outburst was met with a nervous shuffle from Dr Crag, he’s our dentist, he works out of Ogden, the next village south. He’s a good guy, even Ma likes him, she says he’s got small hands, looking at that boner he’s popping that ain’t small though.
Anyways, Doc Van deist twirls his fingers,
‘Oh I know what that sign is’, I say, ‘it’s get nekkid, well I suppose you all being doctors you’ll not be worried about seeing a boy, well I’m eighteen now so technicurly I’m a man, so you’ll have seen plenty of these. . . ‘,
I dropped my bibber and shucked them off, I’m standing buck naked all 6’2”, 195 pounds and 8” of thick, pure bred Iowan beef.
Doc Crag looked shocked, so I did a flex for him to appreciate the human form, him looking down throats all day it made sense to me to reacquaint him with his general medical learning about the physical attributes of the male human form.
I posed and flexed all the main muscle groups and finished off with bending over and showing him the site of my itch, buried somewhere deep in my anal cavity.
‘It’s right in here Doc, that itch that drives me pure crazy’,
‘Thankyou for showing Dr Crag your posture and site of discomfort Chris. I can see that your er er peni…’,
‘My predicament, ya means?’,
‘Indeed, is rather pronounced today which is..’
‘Yes Doc, I went to pervy Troy for a shaving yesterday and I’ve kept offa jerking as you instructed’,
‘Thankyou Chris, now today we are going to take a mold of your penile, er predicament and we have series of other molds for you to try out for size, it may be that using your own mold will ease the discomfort, it’s called auto-stimulation therapy’.
‘That makes sense Doc, as mine and Eddies are ‘bout the same length but Eddies is fatter’,
‘Is that Eddie Jackson?’ piped up Dr Cragg?’,
‘Sure is Doc’,
‘I have his mold right here’, he rummaged in his hold-all, pulling out cocks of all shapes and sizes,
‘Yes, here it is’,
He gripped it like he was gonna jerk it off, grinning.
‘Looks very similar to yours Chris’ he said salivating,
He passes Eddies schlong to me, I grip it,
‘oh yeah that’s Eddies for sure, how’d you get this Doc?’,
Doctor Van Deist interrupted Doc Crag,
‘The tests are confidential and we have a wide range of applicants from all ages and occupations to make the tests random’,
‘I appreciate that Doc, I understand fully. It makes sense Eddie doing the tests, he’s always had an itch for something in a skirt or pants, he says he ain’t ever bothered which he gets’,
‘Indeed’, says Doc Crag ‘so if you’re ready, and may I?’,
He took a hold of my member and gripped it, he shuddered as a bead of precum appeared at my slit, he professionally rocked his thumb over my slit and pushed his thumb in his mouth, assessing the taste.
‘Yes, I think we are ready, so Chris, in a moment I’m going to ask you to lie down on the examination bed with your legs really wide, your knees bending over the edge and your legs hanging down, that will give me full access. I’m mixing a dental mould of Sodium Alginate with water into a paste, now this sets rubbery hard in minutes but does get quite hot so you’ll experience body heat or more on your peni er predicament and your testes, er ballsack, you got it?’,
‘Yes Sir, I likes a hot mouth on my pecker’,
‘Who doesn’t Chris’ laughs Doc Crag.
He gets a spatula and pastes the mix about 1/2 thick over my shaft and nuts, he even aksed me to swing up and plastered what was left it right up my bunghole.
‘Let’s allow the impression to set, it’s important you keep hard, here hold Eddies cock, that might help keep you er upright?’,
It sure did help, my cock was so hard I was fit to shooting, but I managed to calm down enough not to. Holding Eddies dick is such a comfort, I was gonna suckle it but thought better of it. Jus holding his shaft made me smile, recalling Eddie getting mad at me if I ever wet his body with my spermatozoa if I shot accidenterly.
Doc Crag mixed up some more of the setting gel,
‘Who’s that for Doc?’,
‘Well Chas, this is for you’,
‘I thought you done me else what’s this gunk around my dick?’,
‘Ah, I see the confusion, that is purple coloured, this is er same colour as your skin, so I can make a replica of your er co. .’
‘You mean my predicament Doc, hey that’s so cool’,
‘Yes, it means you can actually fuck yourself, the clinical idea is that it is long enough to match your desires, your itch, the other side is that if Eddie could sort it for you then you may be able to sort it yourself’.
‘Hey Doc, so is that it?’,
‘Well we’ve got to remove this mold from your appendage’,
Doc pulled and tugged until the mold is removed.
Doc gets a piping bag like Ma uses for frosting birthday cakes, and fills it with the skin coloured paste then folds back the purple mold of my balls and cock until I can see my veins, rim and piss slit in reverse somehow.
Doc Grins ‘this is gonna be so good’ as he squirts the goo into the mold, raising the sides until all my cock and balls are filled.
I’m still boned up, I look at Dr Crag, he’s got a huge bulge, Doc Van Deist and Doc Spangler are in gowns.
‘Well that concludes Part 1 of todays test. Part 2 is to test out the familial and extra-familial sources of irritation prevention against real life scenarios’,
We all say ‘uh?’,
Doc says ‘Let’s try out the plastic dicks and see if they’re better than the real ones’,
‘Gotcha, but can I have Eddies now, please?’, I say,
‘No, we are saving the familial section until later. I think you ought to try this one first’.
‘Uh?’ I say,
‘I’m saving Eddies and your Pa’s dick till later, but first try this’,
He passes me a banana shaped dick. I’ve seen one before like this, it’s Svens.
‘Oh yeah, I likes a bit of Swede’,
Doc pressed the handle of the giant lube pump and smears Svens pole up.
‘If I recall, this beauty got right to the seat of the problem, we was cutting co.. oh sweet Jesus’,
I said as the cool gel warmed and Svens cock glided up my back passage.
‘I must apolergise for my cussing, but I have heard Pastor Brown shout that from behind the confessional drapes’.
Doc was ramming the banana cock in and out, then suddenly nothing, my ring snapped shut as Doc Crag pulled out Svens banana. He suckled a big drop of cock honey from my dick,
‘Much obliged’ I said, ‘we don’t want a sticky pool on Doc Van Deists linoleum do we?’,
Dr Crag took me deep in his throat, making sure he gets all the cock honey, like that dentists vacuum cleaner they shoves in your mouth, but he’s being inventive.
It jus shows what book learning can do for ya.
I was a pulsing and juddering, then I felt Eddies dick rammed up me, a little less considerate than Eddie,
‘Oh Eddie, get to it will ya’ I called out, as Doc Spangler came into my vision, he’s got a mighty thick one,
Doc Spangler asked, ‘so Chris, tell me on a scale of 1 to 10 how Eddies cock has eased your itch, 1 is not at all and 10 is fully’,
‘I’d say Eddies was an 8 doc, I’d give him 10 if he were here, kissing my neck and ruffling my hair, his pubic hairs tickling my cheeks.
‘Very good, and now the non-familial comparison test. You ready for this Chris?’,
’I sure am Dr Spangler, anything to help medicurl science’,
I felt Dr Crag laugh as he suckled me. I don’t know how resisted the urge to rut into his mouth.
I’m glad I didn’t as Doc Spangler opened me wider n Eddie,
‘Fuuuckkk’ I moaned,
‘Thats good. Let it out boy’ said Doc Spangler who got down to it,
‘How’s the itch Son?’,
‘I’d say a five Doc. But it eases off further with ‘human balm’ as Doc Van Deist calls it, I guess he means Spermatazoa’,
I said feeling proud I’d remembered it sounding jus’ like a medical man.
Doc slammed home and hollered his own ‘sweet Jesus’ as his balm filled my anal cavity. He pulled out. Dr Crag was mewling like a cat sucking and a licking and a playing with my shaft and balls. His small hands barely covering my girth as he pumped up and down.
‘That’s a 7 now doc’,
Doc Spangler pulled out, he weren’t bothered about his long thick cock dripping on the floor, neither was Doc Van Deist who slammed in on right behind.
‘Non-familial test anonymous donor two’, he says,
I expec’ it’s all being recorded.
I knows his dick, I likes Doc, he’s looked after me and my pecker for as long as I can remember, when I was a boy he was examinering me, he laid on a fluffy towel and he suckled my pecker till I squealed and then I’d pee into his mouth and all over his smiling face from my one inch spike, like a fountain, then I’d feel all lovely inside.
In fact he got my second, tiny load when I was eleven, Eddie got my first nut of course being fambly.
That was when Doc Van Deist started treating me for my itch. Eddie had trained me to take his dick, we shared a bed an everythin’.
Eddie really helped me accommodate Docs big dick. I didn’t want Doc to feel like he was too big, too ungainly or let him down.
‘Heck I knew it was you Doc Van Deist, I’d know your seven inches anywhere’,
He ploughed on, his big balls slapping agsinst my ass. He cussed as he came and them being all done I reckoned it was my turn.
‘That’s an 8 point 5 Doc’, pleased I’d thought of fractions.
I stood up and flexed, feeling good about myself as the docs circled me, rubbing me, testing out my muscles like I was an exam.
Doc Spangler pushed Eddies molded dick up my arse and the shock made me lurch forward just as Doc Crag was bending over, he must have dropped his pen or something.
Anyways my cock pierced his hole, I slipped on the cummy floor and fell further forward as I rocked into Dr Crags cornhole, then deep and deeper still, deep, right up to my hilt. I pulled out a little and slipped back in. Doc liked that and well, he’s our fambly dentist so I sorta owe him don’t I?
‘Much obliged’ he said as I fucked him,
Doc Spangler was continuing to shove Eddies dick up my hole, must be another test.
‘Oh yeah, that’s more like a 9 Doc with both ends going.
I rocked my head back and shot my load direct into Dr Crags cornhole.
‘Oh Doc, the itch is much better now, i’d say a nine at least.
The docs had clip boards out and were writing down my scores. Dr Crag cleaned me up real good, sucking me hard again, and gave me a wink.
‘It’s about time I saw you in my surgery’, he said, ‘I noted a small cavity in your upper set’,
‘I’ll give you a ride on my special chair!,
‘I’d like that Doc, very much’,
In two shakes I was outta the door. I heard the school bell chime, mmm just time for a couple of Pride of Iowa cookies and a coffee in the diner, to sustain this ol Pride of Iowa right here, as I gripped my still chubby cock through my bibber. It tingled and pulsed in appreciation of the complerment.
Don’t tell Ma if you see her, will ya? She’ll whoop my behind eating bought and paid for produce.
TBC
