Cave Men - Where Gay Sex Started

It's another early morning, 2040, Professor Phallus holds a sex lecture.

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It's another early morning, 2040,  Professor Phallus sex lecture, (on the Multiviewer). Bobby and Tommy, gay college friends, are nude and watching it at Bobby's house-as they play with each others cocks.

The Professor comes out in his famous red jockstrap-(with the university Logo)-it's bulging-well filled with a large thick cock.

 "Why are there Gay people in the World?", the professor says portentously. "Apparently we are useful  to Mother Nature".

  (In front of him is large lecture table,with black drapes around the sides.)

"By the way, from time to time, a volunteer from the audience, will come up and go under the black drapes. There is a large glory hole under there-and the lucky fellow will get to suck my large appendage. "

  "This idea of mine has increased  the audience size four-fold. And the DVDs of me being sucked under there-(we record it)-have healthy sales also.

(We can't show it blow by blow-live-due to the concerns of parents.)"

  "Anyway-Men being Gay started way back in Pre-history in Europe. Humans had abandoned trees, and families were living in caves. (There were no Tribes yet.)"

"When the wife was pregnant, Daddy Troglodyte, would fuck  his young adult kids-(those that would let him)".

"Since his male gay young adult children never  fought him, he mainly ended up fucking his gay sons". (The fantasy of  sex with Daddy goes way back).

"The straight son or daughter would go off to the family of their mate. The Gay son-(or daughter)-would stay at home-and these families-with the two additional adults- (to defend the cave)-would survive more than families depeleted of sons and daughters. (Attacks by cave bears, cave wolves and cave hyneas wiped out many depleted families.)

"Oh!"-"time for a break!-I need a glass of water",the Professor,said.

(Just then a  slender  20 year old, with a beard, comes up, and ducks down under the black curtain on the large lecture table.)

  The professor stands still for a minute, then says quietly, "Oh!, that's good, very good."

He starts moving his hips in and out and give one final thrust against the table, and  says-"Wow!-after that, I need another glass of water".

(A minute later, the young bearded guy crawls out from under the table, licking cum off his lips, and is rapidly guided off the stage.

"Where was I?, oh yes!" The Professor said.

  Nature is only about Survival- if something survives over thousands of year-it's necessary.

Gays are a Survival Advantage  for the Human race-so the Gay gene has been part of Human heritage and survival for a long time.

When somthing doesn't help Human survival-Nature will get rid of it-(we no longer had tails, for example).

Gays are still around, and are an asset to the  Human race.  Even now,  gay  uncles financially help bring up the kids-so help make those families lives better.

 Straight people should celebrate our ancient role of helping their families  to thrive and survive.

   The next time you see a handsome,  Straight, sexy stud-tell him about this.

He should go home with you, whip out his big, thick Hog of a cock, and let you suck him off-as gratitude for helping the Human Race. (And also personally would get some relief.)

"Oh!", "I need some more water-lecturing is a thirsty business.  Where is that next volunteer?"-the Professor asked.

  Tommy and Bobby turned off the Multivision.

"Let's celebrate our helping the Human race by 69-ing and sucking each other off", said Tommy-fingeting his thick 7"cock. Bobby with his beer-can thick  6" dick, said "Sure".

  "At school today, maybe we can go to the  locker room bathrooms, way at the rear of the building, and see if there's some Straight Jocks to help out with their big, thick cocks", Tommy said.

 "We can tell them about how Gays are great helpers to other humans."

"I hear those bathrooms are Hot at times-especially late afternoons."

"Sounds like a plan!..sure"..said Bobby, as he got down to some serious sucking.

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