Butt Worship Shop

Ass is what we all like. Some love to worship a man’s butt by caressing, kissing and massaging it. There are those who enjoy spanking. Not to mention fans of ass eating (like me). And the vast majority of us wants to fuck or get fucked. Edward’s life, as you will soon find out, revolves around a man’s derrière, booty, caboose, cake, trunk, rump – the list of arse synonyms is almost endless.

Edward, 34, lives in Toronto, Canada’s metropole. The Greater Toronto Area has a total population of 6.202 million residents, making it the nation’s largest census area, and the 10th-largest in North America. He discovered The Village in 1994 when he turned 18. It was Heaven on Earth: gay bars, gay restaurants, gay saunas, gay boutiques, gay bookstore, gay newspaper and magazine, predominantly gay condominium, not to mention Pride Toronto held in June. A celebration of the diversity of the LGBTQ community in the Greater Toronto Area, it is the largest in Canada and one of the most important gay pride festivals in the world.

Toronto is key to Canada’s history of the gay liberation movement. That’s where it all started in 1969 when the University of Toronto Homophile Association was founded. It paved the way for similar student groups across the province of Ontario and led to the establishment of the Community Homophile Association of Toronto in 1971. The Royal Canadian Mint issued a $1 coin (loonie) and a $10 coin in 2019 to acknowledge 50 years in the struggle towards LGBT equality in Canada. The design features the image of two intertwined faces; it can reflect gender fluidity, and is left open to interpretation: they may belong to two individuals or they may represent different aspects of one’s identity. The words EQUALITY and ÉGALITÉ appear on two curved bands.

Back to Edward or Teddy as he is called by his friends. The Village’s Second Cup venue just closed down to pave the way for another condo building. Teddy decides to open a coffee shop. An inheritance from a generous gay uncle allows him to purchase a small commercial space at the corner of Church and Wellesley streets, in the heart of the Gay Village. To reflect his obsession for a virile buttock, cups and coasters have the shape on a man’s ass. Moreover, he hires peachy butt waiters wearing only a jockstrap and high-knee leather boots. Success is instantaneous; the venue is called Tasty Cup and attracts men of all ages, athletes and intellectuals, Bears and Twinks, leather-clad guys and androgynes alike. There is no written rule, but a generous tip allows you to caress the waiter’s yummy ass.

One day, a bodybuilder shows up wearing leather harness, chaps and jockstrap, followed by a hairy policeman in tight pants that highlight a wide firm butt. They are welcomed by a Black waiter sporting a huge bulge. When the leather man goes to the washroom, the Black waiter follows him; as soon as the door is closed, they start kissing, frotting and fencing each other. The policeman damn well knows what they are up to, and he does not hesitate to join them. “Who wants to stick his dick in my ass? You are even free to pound me at the same time. I adore two cocks, one White, one Black, in my hairy hole.” The washroom is doubled with a playroom that allows/encourages sexual contacts. The policeman has never been fucked that hard and deep. He makes a note to come back to Tasty Cup. What he doesn’t know is that a camera tapes the action in the washroom-playroom for Terry’s porn archives.

You don’t get rich on selling coffee and light snacks. Terry also offers a wide selection of gay magazines: Butt, Instinct, Genre, XY, Men, Blueboy. Noticing that guys really enjoy seeing waiters in their jockstraps, he decides to sell a wide range of jock brands. The fitting room gets pretty busy on weekends. To assess how the pouch fits and how the straps frame nicely their butt, customers have to stand in front of the full-length three-way mirror outside the fitting room. Other guys in the coffee shop-boutique get a chance to admire a wide variety of butts: wide and firm, peachy and yummy, virile and hairy, Black, White or tattooed. This obviously triggers some hot cruising.

Since the slang term “badonkadonk” refers to shapely buttocks, Terry decides to change the name of his boutique from Tasty Cup to Badonkadonk. When the venue next door becomes vacant, he buys it and demolishes the adjoining wall, thus doubling his commercial space. Much of the new space is devoted to selling clothes that show off a man’s ass: very tight faded blue jeans, leather pants, swimsuits, speedos, lycra shorts or leggings. Terry organizes fashion shows where men of all ages show off their fabulously wrapped asses. The sales soon make him salivate. It must be said that he gets to test the goods beforehand, taking care to bite into the most appetizing beef cakes.

Terry loves to dine out. His favorite dishes are peppered filet mignon and bacon-wrapped scallops. During private meals or orgies, he tastes cucumber, zucchini, carrots, squash, bananas and strawberries… after having pulled them out of a man’s ass. No need to add whipping cream; he pumps his own creamy jizz to top it off. I’m sure you have already guessed that Terry will host an ass smörgåsbord at Badonkadonk. The $250 tickets are sold in less than 24 hours. It’s a great opportunity to give a new twist to rimming.

Gay Pride is approaching and Terry intends to impress his most loyal customers. He sets up a massage table and invites a fister to show off his penetrating skills. Tickets are again set at $250 and are sold in less than 24 hours. Terry doesn’t dare offer his tight asshole, but takes pleasure in seeing stunning derrières getting pounded hard and deep. To satisfy a waiting list of some forty customers, Terry schedules three additional penetrating massages.

When Canada’s Gay Chamber of Commerce announced the annual 2SLGBTQI+ Business Leadership Awards, honoring companies and individuals making significant contributions to that community, it was no surprise to see Terry and Badonkadonk at the top of the list.