I bought one of those new 'A-i' fucking robots. He's great. (Expensive-but I'm on a monthly payment plan.)
(I'm Joe, 30, gay-haven't met the man of my 'Fucking' dreams yet'. (And it's not from trying.)
'There's just a shortage of good fuckers out there in the dating pool-know what I mean?'
'Anyway, Brad, the Robot, looks like a guy. The eyes are a little vacant, but I've dated plenty of guys with great bodies and big dicks who have that same vacant stare'.
'I'm sort of used to it.'
'And Brad has a great dick-a fat 7 inches. (Not too thick and not too long- just right;( like the Goldilock's Bed story in the fairy tale).'
'But, I can't have sex in bed with Brad.'
'He's not built for that. I have to stand up, Lube up, spread my legs-and bend over on a table, or top of a chair.'
'He grips my ass on both sides with his big hands-just like a guy-and fucks on command.'
'Gentle, if I say 'Gentle', rough, if I say 'Rough'. Or, I can can say 'Random' and he mixes gentle and rough unpredictably, which can be great fun, and very stimulating.'
'He shoots a big load of very warm Cum, which partly feels hot and sensual, and partly is medicinal-and thoroughly cleanses my anal cavity and ass hole. It leaves my ass and inside-clean and tingling.'
'I get the Fuck of my Dreams, just the way I like it.'
'The Robotic Fucking Corporation is gay owned. The owner could never get thrilling, consistant fucks from his paid companions, so designed the Fucking partner of his dreams. And he now shares his great fucking machine invention with the Gay world.'
'It's made him very, very rich.'
'He's now working on a model that will get in bed with you, and fuck you in bed-and snuggle before or after sex.'
'This model will have a choice of Cocks-(there's been a lot of requests for thicker and longer cocks); and in a range of colors-even Gay Rainbow cocks.'
'Sex robots are also beginning to hurt the gay bar and online hook-up sites.'
'Once you get one of these fucking robots, who fulfills your every whim, why try to met some Dud dude, online?'
'I still do occasionally-for Variety-but many others are very happy with their new robotic stud lovers.'
'But most of the guys I do meet, either fuck too hard, or not hard enough-can't keep an erection, or are drunk or on drugs.'
('You know-the usual complications when dealing with a young, ignorant, still fucked up human being.')
'One last thing-Women are starting to buy these made-for-Gays sex robots.'
'They have the same problem-finding good and dependable lover-as the Gays do.'
(So, they secretly get a male friend to buy a robotic sex toy for them.)
As usual, Gays are leading the way in guilt free sexual Progress and Equality.
