Straight Up Guys

Straight Up Guys Review

Straight Up Guys is a dream come true for lovers of sportsmen, athletes, and their gear. The site presents men who play every kind of sport imaginable: wrestling, soccer, football and martial arts; there are golfers, cyclists, hockey players, and I even saw guys in equestrian gear and one in a karate gi. There are men wearing wrestling singlets, football pads, soccer cleats and knee-high socks, jockstraps and protective gear. We haven't been visited this site for a while, but there's been some important changes, so let's get started.

The men appear to be in their twenties and thirties, and since they're athletes, they have the bodies to match. You'll find lean and ripped runners and swimmers, muscled footballers and rugby players with thick thighs and meaty butts. There are a lot of hot jocks here, but not exclusively so. One update has a basketball player, a soccer player in knee-high athletic socks, and a man in a kilt. Another update has a chiseled swimmer in a towel and a bare-chested boxer in shorts. Not all the guys are dressed in sports gear; I see men in jeans, guys dressed in executive wear, some wearing slacks and sweaters, and plenty wearing underwear. There are some guys barefoot and shirtless, and I even found one of the guys wearing lederhosen! But while there's a lot of variety, for the most part, you'll find jocks in athletic gear, stripping or showing off.

Each Straight Up Guys update contains three different flavors of content, each with a different guy: "Athletes Showing Off" features sportsmen stripping out of their gear in the locker room; "Hazed Jocks" offers bound and gagged athletes struggling with their bindings; and "After the Game" starts the guys naked and then putting on their street clothes. There's no sex here, and while there's full nudity, you'll only be seeing naked butts; there are no cock shots. One thing worth mentioning is that each of the named athletes has a complete bio and stats detailing his age, height, weight, hair color and measurements (waist, inseam, chest, neck) and his shoe size. As well, there's a bit of background about what sports he plays, if he's currently on any teams and what position he plays.

Blond ballplayer Reid is 22 years old, in good shape and stands 6'3". Over the course of his two-minute video, he strips out of his gear in the locker room and turns away to giving us a look at his butt as he removes his underwear. In "Pig Tied", 26-year-oldmuscled soccer player Conrad sits on the locker room floor in his knee-high socks and underwear. His mouth is duct taped and his hands are tied to his ankles, and for the next nearly four minutes Conrad struggles to get free. Zachary is a basketball player with a lean body, he's furry with some face scruff. His scene happens in reverse: he's naked and faces away from the camera, he pulls his boxers up his legs and over his furry butt, then he proceeds to put on street clothes as we watch.

Straight Up Guys offers 1,672 exclusive videos in WMV format sized at 720x480 and run between one and four minutes, occasionally a little longer, but no longer than five minutes. The videos were filmed in the same locker room and have good image clarity and sound. Because the videos only come in WMV format, they can only be downloaded and are neither mobile nor Mac compatible without a plugin.

Each session has a picture set with between 25 to 60 good amateur quality digital stills sized between 405x540 and 510x640, depending on the age of the session. Most of the galleries on the site still have no slideshow or zip files, but you can save the pictures you like one at a time. The site has added a hands-free slideshow feature on the newest 150 galleries or so, but this new feature prevents you from saving the pictures individually.

The biggest issue here has to do with updates. A note on the StraightUpGuys homepage says they stopped updating in April 2020 and won't be adding any new content. However, you're still able to join and enjoy the large amount of content available. The design is a bit old school, but everything works fine, although remember that the videos aren't mobile compatible. The join page says the site still updates weekly, but this is not the case.

There's one thing to remind you about. This site is about athlete worship so it's really about the men and their gear and not about the guys getting off, in fact there's no cock shots, but there are plenty of naked butts.

Straight Up Guys celebrates the male athlete and sportsman, and it gives us a chance to see these hunks in their gear and stripping all the way down to their jockstraps or beefy bare butts or struggling in bondage. Fans of well-built men in athletic gear should be pretty happy here - where else are you going to find men stripping out of equestrian outfits or a karate gi? While it's disappointing that the site no longer adds new content, you'll have tons to keep you entertained as there are about 1,672 exclusive videos inside. Amateur sports fans should be pretty happy with the offering at StraightUpGuys offering, I know I was.

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