Military Classified

Military Classified Review

Military Classified offers a horny assortment of amateur military studs getting off for the camera. When the site got started 20 years ago, most of the guys jerked off or got blowjobs; these days most get sucked off or fuck the site owner. There are lots of newcomers getting their first action from another guy, and many return to cum over and over under the pretense of needing the cash. We just updated our review 15 months ago, but this is one of our favorite sites, and there have been some positive changes, so we wanted to head back and see what's been happening.

The site owner, Rob, has a passion for military men, and he's an enthusiastic bottom, so he makes a perfect recruiter for the site. Throughout San Diego he finds horny Marines and navy boys, army and air force servicemen, and even some amateur civilians, and he offers them money to jack off or get head - some of the more adventurous guys even fuck ass. If the guy is very straight, Rob may tell them he's casting for a straight porno. Rob himself is dark-haired with a slender body and appears to be in his forties. He's an expert cock sucker who knows how to put these first-timers at ease.

The guys here range in age through their twenties with slender to athletic physiques, while a few are more muscular. Most have short hair and some tattoos, but a few are heavily inked. Some show up in uniform, but most are in civilian clothing. Some are handsome and others average with many falling somewhere in between, and some are lightly hairy with a patch on their chests and unshaved or manscaped pubes while others are smooth. Most are straight, some are curious, and some just want the cash.

Each guy's stats and military branch are at the top of his episode page, and there's also a backstory about him and his video shoot. For instance, Keith is a 22-year-old navy boy who site owner Rob hit up online. When Rob told him about the website and his videos, Keith asked, "Is this gay shit?" Rob didn't hear from him for a while after that, but then out of the blue got a call on his cellphone: Keith had thought it over and wanted to do a video. Keith did a jack-off video, then a year later he fucked Rob's ass in a second video. Over the next couple of years, this "completely straight" navy stud did two more anal videos and a blowjob scene.

The older scenes are mostly oral or masturbation, and there’s not a lot of fucking. For instance, in the ten very oldest scenes there's only one fucking session; there are four blowjobs and five jack-off solos. In the newest releases, there's a lot more action with plenty of ass fucking. However, guys who are new to the site often start off with jack-off or blowjob sessions, depending on their comfort levels. Others are happy to sit back while Rob services their dicks, and some let him rim their asses. Some of the guys return for more head and Rob generally inches these studs toward anal sex; some need a bit more time to get used to the idea of fucking a guy, but others jump right in. One final note, there's often a full-length mirror in the bedroom or living room, so we get another view of the action.

Military Classified offers two membership options: one only allows streaming, but at $15.99 it's a great deal; the other includes downloads as well as streaming at $29.99 for the recurring version, and for well over 1,500 videos, that's still a good value. You can also purchase any scene à la carte with downloads costing $8.99 or more, or you can rent them to stream at $6.99 each. You will need to create a free account to use the site’s shopping cart, but you’re not obligated to purchase a membership, however members get a better deal called Rob's Cuts, so members can purchase downloads for $4.99 and rent scenes cheaper, too, at $3.49, although you can already watch them with your membership, so I’m not sure about the point of this. By the way, rentals give you 30 days to start watching the video, and you have 24 hours to finish them.

Military Classified now offers 1,502 exclusive videos in MP4 format. The scenes are no longer offered in multiple sizes; the newer MP4s come in at 1280x720 and the older play at 640x480. The newer videos are good amateur quality or better, the older at poor to amateur quality with lots of fuzziness, but they’re still watchable. The videos stream well on desktops and mobiles, and the  player resizes them to fit your device. The videos stream smoothly, and you can fast-forward without waiting for them to load. The newest videos look pretty good at full screen, but the older videos don't fare as well.

Each video comes with a detailed description of the action from site owner and cocksucker Rob. It also includes a set of screencaps, and many times there's also a small set of digital stills. The screencaps are sized at 400x255 and are dispersed through the “How It Went” description. The digital stills display at 530x750 in average or better quality and appear under the description.  The site previously removed the full sets of screencaps, but good news is that they're back. These thumbnails can't be enlarged, but if you right-click and save them, you get an enlarged picture at 640x360. There's no zip file downloads.

Now let's talk about updates. MilitaryClassified is adding a new release every Friday and all scenes are dated. Between those new releases, they update with two older scenes. Many of these recycled scenes are offered in their original version (SD) and a re-mastered one (HD), but they both display at the same size, and I did notice only a slight improvement in the HD version, which plays at 1280x720. Altogether, the site has added 58 new releases since our last review in September 2023, and that works out to four a month.

Are there any issues? The site has a download limit of 4 GB per 24 hours. The newer videos I downloaded were all under 300 MB, so you can still download 10 or more videos per day. The monthly download membership costs $14 more than the streaming-only membership, and the yearly membership with downloads costs a full $100 more than the streaming-only version. 

When we reviewed MilitaryClassified a little over a year ago, they had just retooled with a new design. We complained that the frames-like design was unappealing and difficult to navigate. Thankfully, Rob listened and reverted back to a traditional full-page design that displays the content better and is easier to navigate. The old version also had issues with the browser's back button which took you off site, but this has also been fixed. 

One last comment: we don’t see as many uniformed guys on Military Classified as we used to in the early days and this is disappointing. Still, the guys are hot, and it’s titillating watch Rob taking care of their dicks.

Military Classified has been shooting videos since 2004, so the site owner has been servicing straight, mostly military dudes for 20 years. Not all of the guys are military, but most are; they're mainly navy guys and Marines with a few air force and army men, and civilians show up now and again. The newest videos are bigger and better quality, and they feature lots more blowjob and anal action. With 1,502 exclusive videos and one new release added weekly, as well as two or three recycled scenes added in between, there's plenty to keep you horned up. Those into real military men and straight amateurs will find Military Classified is well worth a visit.

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