Public Exposure: Out and About and Naked as Hell

Posted 7 Apr 2017

I know when I'm going to buy food from a truck or shop I take off everything except my sneakers. At which point it makes sense to pay by sliding genitals on a credit card reader or just ejaculating out of nowhere. As long as the ejaculation to dollar exchange rate is in my favor.

You never know with the economy. Sometimes an ejaculation is only worth 15 cents. If you're George Clooney. Because he has publicly had so many they are devalued. Him and Colin Farrell (who at one point was a well-known actor).

In the meantime, "Welcome to Pennsylvania" says the naked guy. I assume by Pennsylvania he means his seemingly sexually twisted mind. That is a complement.

Digging the naked guys just walking around outside while onlookers onlook (and hidden onlookers unzip). I'm thinking I need to move somewhere warmer. Or I'll just stay where I am because it's getting warmer anyhow.

No, that's not a positive of global climate change, for which there is none. Though when the polar ice caps melt, I will make sure I have a Speedo handy. Not to wear, but to use as currency in the new Speedo economy.

Do you want to suck or fuck around with any of these naked guys? Got to remember nudity isn't the same as consent, but some of them sure would be fun to flirt with. I get the sense they would appreciate the attention.