Kink Spotlight: Wicked Wedgies
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Image Credit: Fight and Fuck, Posted 8 May 2018
Finally, a kink I had no idea existed. Maybe because the form of bullying I experienced didn't center on taint-numbing wedgies. If it had, perhaps I would have felt some need to eroticize them.
Now I get that's a sort of sex-negative way to look at kinks, as if they all come from bad experiences reclaimed. I just can't help but associate wedgies with bullying. On further reflection, they do seem like they fold in quite easily with general BDSM, role playing, wrestling, and underwear/sports gear play.
And following a wedgie to its potential next step, spanking would make a hell of a lot of sense. Those exposed cheeks are just calling out for a swat.
What I really didn't get though was the self-wedgie. Yep, it's sometimes a solo, masturbatory activity. Feeling the tug and grip of the stretched fabric, partially exposing the ass, and 100% not at all being able to take a shit while the sphincter is on lock down, must all be hellishly arousing. Did I mention I don't get this one?
And I've taken dance classes so have worn a dance belt. But dance belts can't ride up or be wedgied. They're already there.
As much as some folks may shake their heads at this one, not getting how this is a turn on, I know thousands of people who totally are into it. Each time someone willingly stretches and ruins their undies beyond comprehension or salvage, underwear manufacturers rejoice.
So those 3 packs of bargain basement underwear brands, often high-waisted generic white underwear, finally have a practical use. But do be careful about hanging yourself from the hook on your bathroom door, unless that door is certified wedgie safe by the Wedgie Manufacturer Association.
