Kink Spotlight: Super Tight Jeans

Posted 20 Mar 2018

They may not be the most comfortable things to wear, but obscenely tight jeans are awesomely revealing and that's all that matters to me. For some reason, sites selling jeans don't tend to emphasize bulges (cock, ass or muscle). Their loss.

And even companies that make pre-ripped, pre-worn looking jeans don't reveal what caused the wear (besides that it was likely an underpaid factory worker). Nope, they don't at all show somehow rubbing a guy through his jeans. Or attempting in vain to rim him through that tough denim.

To make it all easier, someone should invent pantsless jeans. I know that's confusing but it means to most viewers the jeans appear normal, but to those eager to have sex with the occupant, the jeans disappear in all the right places.

Like mood rings of old, consider them mood pants. The zipper also can go down by itself. This is what technology should be used for.

We need an inspirational leader and a global jeans race to win. That will motivate the advanced sleazifying of jeans. Though based on how these guys are looking, we've already won.