Flashback: So Many Reasons to be Naked
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Image Credit: Retro Males, Posted 4 Aug 2017
Naked tug of war sure makes the nakedness totally innocent. If it weren't for the thousands of people masturbating to the pictures of naked tug of war. Yes thousands I'm sure even back then.
The anatomical study of the gridded photos is also totally innocent. But the jockstrap just makes it more obscene. Thanks jockstrap manufacturer from about 50 years ago! You're awesome! And probably dead by now! Why am I shouting?! Oh yeah, because the person is dead and I want them to hear me.
The naked guys just sitting there is kind of just pure pornography. No excuses. Just nude and exposed. Like my mailman. I'm not home when the mail is delivered, but I'm guessing he's a he and naked. How else could he keep his job?
The guys miming ass fucking are sure funny. They're miming it to make people think they wouldn't actually do it. A clever misdirection.
So I think I'll mime starting at a naked guy by staring at a clothed guy until he's so turned on by it that he gets naked. I think that's how it works in our modern times. Though a naked tug of war match is appealing. I'd probably just sit there naked in the sand pit having tug of war with myself while I watched the guys struggle.
I'm a team player.
