Flashback: Penis Party

Posted 14 Jul 2017

When you show up to the penis party, make sure to bring your penis and its companion bulge. And if you're being a top drawer guest, then bring your ass too. And while you're at it, your mouth and hands.

I wish I could have a time travel penis party. I wouldn't really mess up the space-time continuum and bring a guy back here to the present, but I may grab his clothes so I can sell them as vintage to some hipster into cum-soaked 50-year-old thongs.

Speaking of Justin Theroux. I wish he were into that.

That I'm a snarky pervert.

Oh well because look at those damn giant balls. Seriously, if/when he has/will leave this earth and decompose into a pile of dirt, our planet's gravitation will get severely messed up. 

Hopefully to the point, I float in the arms of his son. And stuff happens. Lots of ball related stuff. Twice.