Flashback: Naked French Guy Jean-Pierre Martin
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I'd Google him but I'm too busy looking at him. Besides, I'm sure it's a porn de plume. His real name is Reginald Firecracker Dupont Maleficent Banana Hammock, Jr.
And he's "MAN-IFIQUE" which is really all that matters.
He has the casual confidence of someone who has been in a major motion picture. As "Man on Bar Stool" and later that same year as "Man in Line at Grocery Store" to be followed by "Man in Crows as Flying Alien Lizard Descends on Florence." Not Florence, Italy. Some lady named Florence.
So he's really in his element here. Naked or mostly naked. And I applaud him for it. He wins the vintage porn Oscar. Which is named Oscar, after some other naked vintage porn guy.
Because "Only the best is good enough!"
I need to say that all the time now. Like when the waiter asks "How is everything?" Or the grocery clerk asks "Do you need a bag?" Or some guy says "Can I shove my bloated cock in your mouth?"
It's a real test to see if someone has the confidence to believe they are the best. Because otherwise they will take it as a rejection. Not something Jean-Pierre was familiar with I imagine. At least when it came to softcore modeling. Because he's "BEAUTY-FULL!" and "WONDER-FULL!"
Okay, I Googled him and I bet he's not this Jean-Pierre Martin:
"Jean-Pierre Martin , born on March 15, 1948 in Nantes, is a writer, essayist , professor of contemporary literature at the Université Lumière Lyon 2, member of the Institut universitaire de France, member of the editorial board of Les Temps modernes." Or probably not.
